Top 5 Snorefest concerts

Means Of Escape · 06-12-2013 07:30PM #1

Guaranteed to cure your insomnia within 10 minutes if you attend the following concerts

1)James Taylor
2) Neil Diamond
3)Christy Moore
4)Leonard Cohen
5)Johnny Logan

qwerty93 · 06-12-2013 07:39PM

Hi now, you can leave poor christy out of that!

Insect Overlord · 06-12-2013 07:40PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Guaranteed to cute your insomnia within 10 minutes if you attend the following concerts

1)James Taylor
2) Neil Diamond
3)Christy Moore
4)Leonard Cohen
5)Johnny Logan

Do you know anything about music?

Means Of Escape · 06-12-2013 08:16PM

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Do you know anything about music?

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chilli Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

Muise... · 06-12-2013 08:22PM

4. Leonard Cohen

No chance of sleep here OP, your ears and sensibilities will be blasted by drunk middle-aged harpies who think they're at beatnik karaoke.

suicide_circus · 06-12-2013 08:25PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chilli Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

have seen these live twice. Atrocious. And i would love their records.

Links234 · 06-12-2013 08:31PM

I saw Sunn O))) once..

and that was enough

Mocha Joe · 06-12-2013 08:41PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chilli Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

Cienciano · 06-12-2013 09:00PM

I've never saw him live, but I think I'd rather cut my knob off than watch a Michael Buble concert.

OldRio · 06-12-2013 09:16PM

I remember a good few years ago the wife persuaded me to buy tickets for a Dire Straits concert.
2 fecking hours of my life that woman owes me.
2 FECKING hours.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 06-12-2013 09:23PM

Was anyone here at that Cat Stevens concert in the 02 a few years back? You know the one where a heckler made headlines by shouting out "Play Peace Train You Fcuking Bollocks". Apparently he played all obscure and new material and even brought out special guest Ronan Keating at one stage who was met by a chorus of boos from the frustrated audience.

Mar Mar Marmalade · 06-12-2013 09:27PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chili Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

Really?!? Saw them last year. Best concert I've been to. Very energetic.

...And Flea did a handstand!

castletownman · 06-12-2013 09:28PM

The Three Stages of Elvis performed by the Craggy Island Trio.

With DJ Father Billy 'The Spinmaster' O'Dwyer and Liam "The Dancing Priest" Finnegan as a curtain raiser.

Birneybau · 06-12-2013 09:46PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Guaranteed to cure your insomnia within 10 minutes if you attend the following concerts

1)James Taylor
2) Neil Diamond
3)Christy Moore
4)Leonard Cohen
5)Johnny Logan

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Do you know anything about music?

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chilli Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

Obviously not.

Jesus wept.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 06-12-2013 10:17PM

Have to agree with the OP.
Id rather mash up my genitals with a bowling pin; mash ‘em up real good.

BBDBB · 06-12-2013 10:21PM

a mate of mine had a spare ticket to go and see The Pixies...........utter shiiiite

but then there are several bands and artists mentioned above that Id love to see live

K.Flyer · 06-12-2013 10:24PM

Two Words,
Bob Dylan!
Utter S#/te live.

Temptamperu · 06-12-2013 10:27PM

BBDBB wrote: »

a mate of mine had a spare ticket to go and see The Pixies...........utter shiiiite

but then there are several bands and artists mentioned above that Id love to see live

WHATS THIS NONESENSE!!! :pac:

corkgsxr · 06-12-2013 10:27PM

Bellx1 are brutal. Worst iv seen

Zaph · 06-12-2013 10:27PM

BBDBB wrote: »

a mate of mine had a spare ticket to go and see The Pixies...........utter shiiiite

Burn the heretic!

BBDBB · 06-12-2013 10:29PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

WHATS THIS NONESENSE!!! :pac:

Good evening, Ive been expecting you

I assure you, they were absolute rubbish..........for over an hour and a half........it was quite some feat

biko · 06-12-2013 10:30PM

Went to see Nico, that used to play with Lou Reed,
Not a song faster than 5bpm
#moneybackplease

dj jarvis · 06-12-2013 10:30PM

K.Flyer wrote: »

Two Words,
Bob Dylan!
Utter S#/te live.

2nd most awful gig i have had the misfortune to be at was dylan at the point , jedward would have been better than this ****E

but worst live "band" , and i seen them twice , and both were super ****e - chemical brothers - what a load of cock

rant over

AnonoBoy · 06-12-2013 10:31PM

Mar Mar Marmalade wrote: »

Really?!? Saw them last year. Best concert I've been to. Very energetic.

...And Flea did a handstand!

You need to get out to more concerts! :pac:

DUBLIN_person · 06-12-2013 10:32PM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Well I would quote these 5 as an alternative
1)Bruce Springsteen
2)Depeche Mode
3)Rolling Stones
4)Hot Chilli Peppers
5)Rod Stewart

I've seen Springsteen twice... Both times over two hours, an amazing show each time.

BBDBB · 06-12-2013 10:33PM

Zaph wrote: »

Burn the heretic!

If I weigh more than a duck its a fair cop

o1s1n · 06-12-2013 10:51PM

DUBLIN_person wrote: »

I've seen Springsteen twice... Both times over two hours, an amazing show each time.

The only people who like Bruce Springsteen are culchie college students up in the 'big smoke' for a few years doing their degrees.

I can see them all now, jumping around some bar in the city centre at 2am, absolutely mangled drunk, thinking they're 'rocking out' to Bruce. Absolutely tragic stuff.

sabat · 06-12-2013 11:03PM

o1s1n wrote: »

The only people who like Bruce Springsteen are culchie college students up in the 'big smoke' for a few years doing their degrees.

I can see them all now, jumping around some bar in the city centre at 2am, absolutely mangled drunk, thinking they're 'rocking out' to Bruce. Absolutely tragic stuff.

Looks a bit like this I imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEXVLPcvksM

Pherekydes · 06-12-2013 11:06PM

I was at a Joe Dolan concert a few years back. Jesus H Christ, what fcuking sh1te. I didn't fall asleep, but I did feel like crying.

Femme_Fatale · 06-12-2013 11:08PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

I was at a Joe Dolan concert a few years back. Jesus H Christ, what fcuking sh1te. I didn't fall asleep, but I did feel like crying.

What did you expect in fairness? My 96-year-old gran is a fan of him!

Pherekydes · 06-12-2013 11:16PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

What did you expect in fairness? My 96-year-old gran is a fan of him!

I wasn't expecting much. I didn't think he'd be that bad live. We only went because we were staying in the hotel. The first we knew about it was when every middle aged woman for miles around turned up.

No mentions for Daniel O'Donnell yet? I'd rather stab myself in the ear drums with 6" nails.

Top 5 Snorefest concerts

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