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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    ****e. Auld fella shifted to Hospital.
    what happened


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,173 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Was watching that sh*te Come Dine with me yesterday evening and seen one girl trying to be really posh and say her farm had reared the beef and she named the cow. And then they slaughered....him
    And he was a lovely cow and was a pet until they killed him.

    Get your facts right woman:D

    God your man was one tight bast***! Eating all round him and throwing up muck his own night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Muckit wrote: »
    God your man was one tight bast***! Eating all round him and throwing up muck his own night

    Baked beans in peppers for you Muckit:D:D

    I see Lidl are doing a 2kg duck for €7.99 this week too, I'll be having some of that please.
    Weaning 2 calves here today, bloody roars of them as they can hear the cows:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭mikeoh


    I just passed a neighbours farm which he has let for the first time I noticed a field of about 15 yearlings belonging to the new guy and not a single ear tag to be seen between them!!!!!.....and I get letters if I tag a calf outside of 21 days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Marooned75


    mikeoh wrote: »
    I just passed a neighbours farm which he has let for the first time I noticed a field of about 15 yearlings belonging to the new guy and not a single ear tag to be seen between them!!!!!.....and I get letters if I tag a calf outside of 21 days

    Next years autumn born weanlings. Lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Just in from giving a mate a hand with the roof of his shed. dont be long getting cold up on a metal roof....bloody hell

    They dont make soldiers like they use too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭onyerbikepat


    mikeoh wrote: »
    I just passed a neighbours farm which he has let for the first time I noticed a field of about 15 yearlings belonging to the new guy and not a single ear tag to be seen between them!!!!!.....and I get letters if I tag a calf outside of 21 days
    Stolen ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    They dont make soldiers like they use too

    And a lot of them are hard of hearing too..........And I read lately about the women soldiers, poor things being made march "like men". €100k they got each apparantly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭TITANIUM.


    what happened

    Waiting on tests to come back apparently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Bizzum wrote: »
    And a lot of them are hard of hearing too..........And I read lately about the women soldiers, poor things being made march "like men". €100k they got each apparantly!

    Froshty toseys will be the next big thing, arctic socks not issued.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭TITANIUM.


    Bizzum wrote: »
    And a lot of them are hard of hearing too..........And I read lately about the women soldiers, poor things being made march "like men". €100k they got each apparantly!

    Bull****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    Waiting on tests to come back apparently
    Hope your dad is ok. My thoughts and prayers with you and your family.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Bizzum wrote: »
    And a lot of them are hard of hearing too..........And I read lately about the women soldiers, poor things being made march "like men". €100k they got each apparantly!
    I think you ll find thats the english army


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    They dont make soldiers like they use too
    Ah sure we cant all be a fine specimen of a man like yourself Bob :D
    just cos you have loads of "natural" insulation :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    ****e. Auld fella shifted to Hospital.

    Here's wishing him a speedy recovery


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    I think you ll find thats the english army

    I'm not gonna be found guilty of destroying a good story with the truth now. ;)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512412/Female-RAF-recruits-100-000-compensation--march-like-men.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    Waiting on tests to come back apparently

    He's in the right place if help is required!
    Hope all is OK.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    Bull****

    I speeka de truth. (see link above)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Baked beans in peppers for you Muckit:D:D

    I see Lidl are doing a 2kg duck for €7.99 this week too, I'll be having some of that please.
    Weaning 2 calves here today, bloody roars of them as they can hear the cows:(

    Trying to make a curry here, heated the oil, put in the paste as instructed,:mad:

    Fcuking paste is everywhere now, blew the fcuk up, where is the wife:eek:

    Fcuk this for crack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    ****e. Auld fella shifted to Hospital.

    Hope he gets well soon


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Trying to make a curry here, heated the oil, put in the paste as instructed,:mad:

    Fcuking paste is everywhere now, blew the fcuk up, where is the wife:eek:

    Fcuk this for crack

    Hahahahahaa :D

    Oops, did I say that out loud :o

    I meant better luck next time, it's not the easiest thing to make. Have made it from scratch a few times, not perfected yet.


    (mind you mine never blew up)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    The bro inlaw is Indian, so my currys are quite handy by now! Still nowhere near as good as his, he refers to mine as "white mans curry", which means too sweet and not 1/2 spicy enough ha!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭onyerbikepat


    Bizzum wrote: »
    ...My own young lad is 10 and his main man is the Gooch! I must swing down that way some time that he might meet him:cool:
    I've a young cousin about 8 or 9. His grandfather was down in the local Bank and who was there only The Gooch doing some promotion. Out he goes to get the young fella to come and meet the Gooch. He was sound in fairness and even offered to sign his Clare Jersey. "No way" says the young fella, "Thats only to be signed by Clare players". :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Trying to make a curry here, heated the oil, put in the paste as instructed,:mad:

    Fcuking paste is everywhere now, blew the fcuk up, where is the wife:eek:

    Fcuk this for crack

    :D Curry is easy. But no one in my house can stand spicy food while I go for a scotch bonnet and burn the crap out of everyones mouths.

    More curry for me:p
    I love cooking, parents think it's great.
    And how did you blow up paste?! That is a serious achievement. Put it in your CV, along with Time Person of the year 2006:cool:

    (seriously, you are)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    :D Curry is easy. But no one in my house can stand spicy food while I go for a scotch bonnet and burn the crap out of everyones mouths.

    More curry for me:p
    I love cooking, parents think it's great.
    And how did you blow up paste?! That is a serious achievement. Put it in your CV, along with Time Person of the year 2006:cool:

    (seriously, you are)
    so your telling me your bringing the curry if we ever have a boards get together......Excellent :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,173 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Christ panbuster overload!!
    Hope kovi has the family pack of bog rolls in the fridge. ... and a good toilet brush!! :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,173 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Oh and a nice air fresher! !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Muckit wrote: »
    Oh and a nice air fresher! !
    Baby wipes....the only job, Esp if cooled in fridge :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Muckit wrote: »
    Christ panbuster overload!!
    Hope kovi has the family pack of bog rolls in the fridge. ... and a good toilet brush!! :-)

    There is a thread in AH that requires your input

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057096119


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Ahahaha I just went for a night walk with a new laser I got in the post.

    One km beam (says 1 mile but I've not measured it) so I can make the cat run for ages.

    Putting the bog roll in the fridge for you now lads.


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