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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #3962
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    Message for Timmay, Jersey, Bogman and any other single farmers. Lads forget niteclubs and bars in the search for action the new dating is on the canvass trail.
    This week I met 3 different young girls farming all bar one milking cows and 250+ acres. If only I was single and 30 years old I'd be moving.

    I have deliberately excluded Bob as he has taken to paying for it!!!

    A farmer in my discussion group has me lined up for one of his twin daughters :D about 150 acres and 90 cows :D


  • #3963
    TEAT SQUEEZER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭TEAT SQUEEZER


    jersey101 wrote: »
    A farmer in my discussion group has me lined up for one of his twin daughters :D about 150 acres and 90 cows :D
    is that 75 acres and 45 cows then or what....:D


  • #3964
    dzer2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭dzer2


    jersey101 wrote: »
    A farmer in my discussion group has me lined up for one of his twin daughters :D about 150 acres and 90 cows :D

    Twins will be in the blood lines Jersey need to be careful:D:D


  • #3965
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    TEAT SQUEEZER wrote: »
    is that 75 acres and 45 cows then or what....:D

    Best me to it, unless you convert to become a Mormon!!!!!!!


  • #3966
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    dzer2 wrote: »
    Twins will be in the blood lines Jersey need to be careful:D:D

    ah ill get a few workers so :D


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  • #3967
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    TEAT SQUEEZER wrote: »
    is that 75 acres and 45 cows then or what....:D

    sure that'd do grand for the outfarm :D


  • #3968
    TEAT SQUEEZER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭TEAT SQUEEZER


    delaval wrote: »
    Best me to it, unless you convert to become a Mormon!!!!!!!

    put one through the books and deal with the other in cash so to speak


  • #3969
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    TEAT SQUEEZER wrote: »
    put one through the books and deal with the other in cash so to speak

    This one is going to run and run. The Quadboy and Kovu Murr saga is gonna be in the ha'penny places now:D:D.


  • #3970
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Should i go for it. I have another lady on the go and she went to school with them :O


  • #3971
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Should i go for it. I have another lady on the go and she went to school with them :O

    I dunno where you'll get the time between the under the counter stuff already discussed and the extra cows I'd say you'll have enough to do with just the twins:D:D.


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  • #3972
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Should i go for it. I have another lady on the go and she went to school with them :O

    No, you should have them on hold or at least one week night per month would keep them on pause

    Move on and try to see what's happening elsewhere


  • #3973
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    freedominacup wrote: »
    This one is going to run and run. The Quadboy and Kovu Murr saga is gonna be in the ha'penny places now:D:D.

    And there was me hoping to be brought to the church on a quad:P


  • #3974
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And there was me hoping to be brought to the church on a quad:P

    It could still happen though he seems to have dropped off the face of the eart boards lately.


  • #3975
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    No, you should have them on hold or at least one week night per month would keep them on pause

    Move on and try to see what's happening elsewhere

    what about when i go milking for there father??
    Well thats finished for the year now


  • #3976
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    freedominacup wrote: »
    It could still happen though he seems to have dropped off the face of the eart boards lately.

    You scared him away!


  • #3977
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    jersey101 wrote: »
    what about when i go milking for there father??
    Well thats finished for the year now

    Surely you can milk something else ?


  • #3978
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    You scared him away!

    I never said nuthin'.


  • #3979
    jomoloney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 859 ✭✭✭jomoloney


    "Hon the Bridge.... better have the band aids ready


  • #3980
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And there was me hoping to be brought to the church on a quad:P

    I think he got a better offer or a lucky escape.


  • #3981
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    anyone watching the rugby?


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  • #3982
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    fxxkin dying, never had a hangover as bad :(


  • #3983
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    td5man wrote: »
    I think he got a better offer or a lucky escape.

    Maybe he got both! :D:D


  • #3984
    vanderbadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    whelan1 wrote: »
    anyone watching the rugby?

    yep


  • #3985
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    case 956 wrote: »
    fxxkin dying, never had a hangover as bad :(
    Was out last night and never even got a sniff of alcohol :(


  • #3986
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    td5man wrote: »
    Was out last night and never even got a sniff of alcohol :(



    wish I was the same, woody woodpecker doing overtime in my head:(


  • #3987
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    whelan1 wrote: »
    anyone watching the rugby?

    Oh yea


  • #3988
    gazahayes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭gazahayes


    case 956 wrote: »
    wish I was the same, woody woodpecker doing overtime in my head:(

    Try having to get up for work at 8 this morning was hard set to walk straight. Wasn't too bad till I went into a shed full of sows when they were feeding.


  • #3989
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    gazahayes wrote: »
    Try having to get up for work at 8 this morning was hard set to walk straight. Wasn't too bad till I went into a shed full of sows when they were feeding.

    No ear defenders?


  • #3990
    case 956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    gazahayes wrote: »
    Try having to get up for work at 8 this morning was hard set to walk straight. Wasn't too bad till I went into a shed full of sows when they were feeding.


    had to milk and it was torture and still is


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  • #3991
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    gazahayes wrote: »
    Try having to get up for work at 8 this morning was hard set to walk straight. Wasn't too bad till I went into a shed full of sows when they were feeding.

    plenty of fellows have to get up every morning of the week and contend with an auld sow


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