have you ever robbed anything?

wexie · 23-11-2013 07:48PM

hynesie08 wrote: »

Nah, worked night security in a closed down hostel, brought home some cornflakes/orange juice/butter. Didn't belong to me but the liquidators weren't gonna take it.

hmmmm....technically that might be considered stealing....but I'd have to agree with you on this one.

You may be excused

Artful_Badger · 23-11-2013 07:49PM

poundapunnet wrote: »

:eek: This could go on all night

No it couldnt :mad:

Czarcasm · 23-11-2013 07:51PM

Never stolen anything...

I'm just "borrowing" this high horse, I'll leave it back when I'm done crusading on the Internet.

wandatowell · 23-11-2013 07:51PM

I stole a packet of fruit polo's from a garage a few years ago, peer pressure. I buckled.

Later that night I went back and paid for the sweets.

hynesie08 · 23-11-2013 07:51PM

wexie wrote: »

hmmmm....technically that might be considered stealing....but I'd have to agree with you on this one.

You may be excused

If only the jury felt that way, good thing I swallowed this phone.

brilou23 · 23-11-2013 07:51PM

the wrestler razor ramone when i was young robbed it from crazy prices in wexford cause my ma would not buy it for me and a turtle out of coleman doyles in wex when i was 11 i use love the teenage mutant ninja turtles had to have one i let him out in a field the next day the guilt has stuck with me since lol

Greenmachine · 23-11-2013 07:55PM

I was about 3 or 4. I was supposed to be playing in the front garden. Shop was less than a hundred meters away. I walked to the shop and came home with a bag of sugar. I made a sugar pile on my moms doorstep.

Robert2012 · 23-11-2013 08:06PM

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

wexie · 23-11-2013 08:11PM

Robert2012 wrote: »

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

can't fight the call of nature

Frosty McSnowballs · 23-11-2013 08:12PM

Aw man, I'm a sticky fingered bastard! And it's not from squeezing my meat.

Iv taken loads of things over the years. Anything that "looks like mine" is mine.

brilou23 · 23-11-2013 08:12PM

Robert2012 wrote: »

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

well least they were washed

Robert2012 · 23-11-2013 08:19PM

brilou23 wrote: »

well least they were washed

Yes, unfortunately

Riddle101 · 23-11-2013 08:34PM

I used to rob pokemon cards when I was 7 and 8. Kids used to collect, but I could never buy them myself. So I stole them off fellow classmates, but made sure to take the ones that they already had two or three of. I still have a big stack of them in a box somewhere in my room. Was planning to sell them when I got older because I believed they'd be worth something years later.

Robert2012 · 23-11-2013 08:37PM

Riddle101 wrote: »

I used to rob pokemon cards when I was 7 and 8. Kids used to collect, but I could never buy them myself. So I stole them off fellow classmates, but made sure to take the ones that they already had two or three of. I still have a big stack of them in a box somewhere in my room. Was planning to sell them when I got older because I believed they'd be worth something years later.

Any swaps?

theblaqueguy · 23-11-2013 08:42PM

I have stolen many a watermelon from the local farmers field they are just so feckin tasty I just can't help myself from committing these weekly robberies

Karl Stein · 23-11-2013 08:55PM

wexie wrote: »

some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?

It's copying not stealing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

the groutch · 23-11-2013 10:48PM

theblaqueguy wrote: »

I have stolen many a watermelon from the local farmers field they are just so feckin tasty I just can't help myself from committing these weekly robberies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o902SVG_m8w

dm09 · 24-11-2013 12:06AM

So would anyone else like to discuss any crimes they've committed??

"Testing, Testing"

PizzamanIRL · 24-11-2013 12:12AM

Yes I have.

DublinArnie · 24-11-2013 12:14AM

Stole millions from the banks on GTA V.

johndaman66 · 24-11-2013 12:28AM

As I see it this thread is going no where. Did anyone steal anything that was actually worth carrying apart from fruit and veg from local farmers fields and the odd pack of fruity polos, mars bars etc here and there?

I_smell_fear · 24-11-2013 12:52AM

I frequently steal. Concealing items beneath my stove pipe hat, deceiving all with my appearance.

ringadingding · 24-11-2013 01:33AM

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Haven't stolen anything before, because I'm not a scumbag.

Oh do fûck off !

A bit of story swapping, people do stupid stuff when they're younger, grow up and should be able to have a bit if banter about it.

You can't make light of anything without the scumbag card being played

ringadingding · 24-11-2013 01:35AM

I used to nick porno mags from the corner shop when I lived in Englsnd as a kid, sell them page by page at school.

Got caught once, hearing the police man tell me ma that it was adult magazines was probably the longest most shameful 20 seconds of my life.

Boombastic · 24-11-2013 01:37AM

rollup wrote: »

today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing Just shoved it up my jumper

was it the nicest chocolate bar ever? The secret ingredient is crime. They should be paying you to eat that sh1t

ghogie91 · 24-11-2013 01:37AM

I never robbed anything but did give myself a generous discount in a shop that didnt use scanners and the staff only types in what was on the price, gave myself a good 80% discount haha

Vito Corleone · 24-11-2013 01:40AM

The canteen where I go to college charges for ketchup so I always stick them under my plate. :cool:

petrolcan · 24-11-2013 01:45AM

Many many, many moons ago I stole a packet of Polo mints from our local shop.

On Good Friday!

I was subjected to a lecture from the owner consisting of "how could you on the day Jesus died" etc etc.

He then went on to tell me I was banned and that he wouldn't tell my mother, yet.

I killed him there and then. *

I then had to go to the next shop to get her 20 JPB!

*that bit is a lie

KungPao · 24-11-2013 01:46AM

Yeah, I stole a few porno mags in Spain when I were a horny young lad.

On the plus side though, this enabled me to burn quite a few calories.

poundapunnet · 24-11-2013 02:03AM

ghogie91 wrote: »

I never robbed anything but did give myself a generous discount in a shop that didnt use scanners and the staff only types in what was on the price, gave myself a good 80% discount haha

That's not outside the realms of possibility for some items if you're at a place with self-service tills either! Mr Tesco-value Avocado sticker, meet Mrs Organic Avocado mwahahahaha.

I commit the most middle-class crimes.

have you ever robbed anything?

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