have you ever robbed anything?

rollup

today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing Just shoved it up my jumper

UrbanSea

Made me laugh, you're going to be slated on here though.

Mint Sauce

Someones virginity.

stefan idiot jones

A Bank.

An Irish one.

Made €455. Cleaned it out I did.

[-0-]

What kind of cadbury bar costs 6 euro?

Sir Humphrey Appleby

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

A Bank.

An Irish one.

Made €455. Cleaned it out I did.

The taxpayer, would you not think of the taxpayer!:eek:

FearDark

rollup wrote: »

today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing Just shoved it up my jumper

You're a nice fella...

pat_cork

Nice try Gardaí

Frosty McSnowballs

rollup wrote: »

today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing Just shoved it up my jumper

SOMEONE STOLE THE "H" FROM YOUR COMMENT!!!!

Quick, catch them!

krudler

[-0-] wrote: »

What kind of cadbury bar costs 6 euro?

those gigantic ones they're like a slab of chocolate, you can get a 1kg one for a tenner too.

Prob last me a day.

The Dom

€6 for a bar of chocolate!

Thieving that must surely qualify as a form of self defense.

'Sure Guard, they were trying to rob us!'.

Duff

Robbed a toy from a Beano magazine when I was 6 or 7.:cool:

RobbingBandit

Who me, why no, of course not, who would do such a thing...

BobbyPropane

Apart from accidentally taking a lollipop when I was 6 or so no, I'm not a knacker

Sir Humphrey Appleby

BobbyPropane wrote: »

I'm not a knacker

Anyone who uses that expression clearly is!

Artful_Badger

I dont know which is more pathetic, stealing a bar of chocolate or bragging about it.

My name is URL

I once accidentally stole a jar of Dolmio sauce.. was on the phone and distracted from what I was doing and just walked straight out of the shop with it.

Haven't gone back since because of shame

the groutch

My name is URL wrote: »

I once accidentally stole a jar of Dolmio sauce.. was on the phone and distracted from what I was doing and just walked straight out of the shop with it.

so you just walked straight pasta tills




(gets coat)

sea_monkey

Stealing hearts and cracking farts is my life

poundapunnet

Artful_Badger wrote: »

I dont know which is more pathetic, stealing a bar of chocolate or bragging about it.

I'd say giving enough of a sh1t to use the word pathetic about it probably wins by a nose

Galway K9

FearDark wrote: »

You're a nice fella...

pizza from delivery guy

Artful_Badger

poundapunnet wrote: »

I'd say giving enough of a sh1t to use the word pathetic about it probably wins by a nose

Nah, maybe getting affected that someone calls it pathetic might trump it though.

Esoteric_

Haven't stolen anything before, because I'm not a scumbag.

poundapunnet

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Nah, maybe getting affected that someone calls it pathetic might trump it though.

:eek: This could go on all night

Littlehorny

Stole apples off trees with my mates, there is still a warrent out for our arrest

hynesie08

If we're talking stealing as in a song/album/movie from the internet then yes

If we're talking physically taking something that doesn't belong to you, then yes but I don't consider it stealing.

wexie

hynesie08 wrote: »

If we're talking physically taking something that doesn't belong to you, then yes but I don't consider it stealing.

some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?

poundapunnet

hynesie08 wrote: »

If we're talking stealing as in a song/album/movie from the internet then yes

Oh christ forgot about that.

Yes, yes OP I have

Rasheed

I used to light loads of those little candles in the church and never paid for them when I was a child. That's the height of my robbing.

wexie

poundapunnet wrote: »

Oh christ forgot about that.

Yes, yes OP I have

To be honest seen in that light I think I might be some kind of criminal mastermind :cool:

hynesie08

wexie wrote: »

some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?

Nah, worked night security in a closed down hostel, brought home some cornflakes/orange juice/butter. Didn't belong to me but the liquidators weren't gonna take it.

wexie

hynesie08 wrote: »

Nah, worked night security in a closed down hostel, brought home some cornflakes/orange juice/butter. Didn't belong to me but the liquidators weren't gonna take it.

hmmmm....technically that might be considered stealing....but I'd have to agree with you on this one.

You may be excused

Artful_Badger

poundapunnet wrote: »

:eek: This could go on all night

No it couldnt :mad:

Czarcasm

Never stolen anything...


I'm just "borrowing" this high horse, I'll leave it back when I'm done crusading on the Internet.

wandatowell

I stole a packet of fruit polo's from a garage a few years ago, peer pressure. I buckled.


Later that night I went back and paid for the sweets.

hynesie08

wexie wrote: »

hmmmm....technically that might be considered stealing....but I'd have to agree with you on this one.

You may be excused

If only the jury felt that way, good thing I swallowed this phone.

brilou23

the wrestler razor ramone when i was young robbed it from crazy prices in wexford cause my ma would not buy it for me and a turtle out of coleman doyles in wex when i was 11 i use love the teenage mutant ninja turtles had to have one i let him out in a field the next day the guilt has stuck with me since lol

Greenmachine

I was about 3 or 4. I was supposed to be playing in the front garden. Shop was less than a hundred meters away. I walked to the shop and came home with a bag of sugar. I made a sugar pile on my moms doorstep.

Robert2012

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

wexie

Robert2012 wrote: »

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

can't fight the call of nature

Frosty McSnowballs

Aw man, I'm a sticky fingered bastard! And it's not from squeezing my meat.

Iv taken loads of things over the years. Anything that "looks like mine" is mine.

brilou23

Robert2012 wrote: »

Other than the ocassional pair of knickers from a clothesline, my conscience is clear

well least they were washed

Robert2012

brilou23 wrote: »

well least they were washed

Yes, unfortunately

Riddle101

I used to rob pokemon cards when I was 7 and 8. Kids used to collect, but I could never buy them myself. So I stole them off fellow classmates, but made sure to take the ones that they already had two or three of. I still have a big stack of them in a box somewhere in my room. Was planning to sell them when I got older because I believed they'd be worth something years later.

Robert2012

Riddle101 wrote: »

I used to rob pokemon cards when I was 7 and 8. Kids used to collect, but I could never buy them myself. So I stole them off fellow classmates, but made sure to take the ones that they already had two or three of. I still have a big stack of them in a box somewhere in my room. Was planning to sell them when I got older because I believed they'd be worth something years later.

Any swaps?

theblaqueguy

I have stolen many a watermelon from the local farmers field they are just so feckin tasty I just can't help myself from committing these weekly robberies

Karl Stein

wexie wrote: »

some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?

It's copying not stealing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

the groutch

theblaqueguy wrote: »

I have stolen many a watermelon from the local farmers field they are just so feckin tasty I just can't help myself from committing these weekly robberies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o902SVG_m8w

dm09

So would anyone else like to discuss any crimes they've committed??

"Testing, Testing"

PizzamanIRL

Yes I have.

DublinArnie

Stole millions from the banks on GTA V.