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have you ever robbed anything?

  • 23-11-2013 06:44PM
    #1
    rollup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭


    today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing :D Just shoved it up my jumper


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  • #2
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Made me laugh, you're going to be slated on here though.


  • #3
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Someones virginity.


  • #4
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    A Bank.

    An Irish one.

    Made €455. Cleaned it out I did.


  • #5
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    What kind of cadbury bar costs 6 euro?


  • #6
    Sir Humphrey Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    A Bank.

    An Irish one.

    Made €455. Cleaned it out I did.

    The taxpayer, would you not think of the taxpayer!:eek:


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  • #7
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    rollup wrote: »
    today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing :D Just shoved it up my jumper

    You're a nice fella...


  • #8
    pat_cork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭pat_cork


    Nice try Gardaí


  • #9
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    rollup wrote: »
    today i manged to steal a cadbury bar worth 6 euro from a certain red shop with wite writing :D Just shoved it up my jumper

    SOMEONE STOLE THE "H" FROM YOUR COMMENT!!!!

    Quick, catch them!


  • #10
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    [-0-] wrote: »
    What kind of cadbury bar costs 6 euro?

    those gigantic ones they're like a slab of chocolate, you can get a 1kg one for a tenner too.

    Prob last me a day.


  • #11
    The Dom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭The Dom


    €6 for a bar of chocolate!

    Thieving that must surely qualify as a form of self defense.

    'Sure Guard, they were trying to rob us!'.


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  • #12
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,598 ✭✭✭Duff


    Robbed a toy from a Beano magazine when I was 6 or 7.:cool:


  • #13
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Who me, why no, of course not, who would do such a thing...


  • #14
    BobbyPropane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭BobbyPropane


    Apart from accidentally taking a lollipop when I was 6 or so no, I'm not a knacker


  • #15
    Sir Humphrey Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    BobbyPropane wrote: »
    I'm not a knacker
    Anyone who uses that expression clearly is!


  • #16
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    I dont know which is more pathetic, stealing a bar of chocolate or bragging about it.


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I once accidentally stole a jar of Dolmio sauce.. was on the phone and distracted from what I was doing and just walked straight out of the shop with it.

    Haven't gone back since because of shame


  • #18
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I once accidentally stole a jar of Dolmio sauce.. was on the phone and distracted from what I was doing and just walked straight out of the shop with it.

    so you just walked straight pasta tills




    (gets coat)


  • #19
    sea_monkey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    Stealing hearts and cracking farts is my life


  • #20
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    I dont know which is more pathetic, stealing a bar of chocolate or bragging about it.

    I'd say giving enough of a sh1t to use the word pathetic about it probably wins by a nose


  • #21
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    FearDark wrote: »
    You're a nice fella...

    pizza from delivery guy


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  • #22
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    poundapunnet wrote: »
    I'd say giving enough of a sh1t to use the word pathetic about it probably wins by a nose

    Nah, maybe getting affected that someone calls it pathetic might trump it though.


  • #23
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Haven't stolen anything before, because I'm not a scumbag.


  • #24
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    Nah, maybe getting affected that someone calls it pathetic might trump it though.

    :eek: This could go on all night


  • #25
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Stole apples off trees with my mates, there is still a warrent out for our arrest :)


  • #26
    hynesie08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,947 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    If we're talking stealing as in a song/album/movie from the internet then yes

    If we're talking physically taking something that doesn't belong to you, then yes but I don't consider it stealing.


  • #27
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    hynesie08 wrote: »
    If we're talking physically taking something that doesn't belong to you, then yes but I don't consider it stealing.

    :confused:

    some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?


  • #28
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    hynesie08 wrote: »
    If we're talking stealing as in a song/album/movie from the internet then yes

    Oh christ forgot about that.

    Yes, yes OP I have


  • #29
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    I used to light loads of those little candles in the church and never paid for them when I was a child. That's the height of my robbing.


  • #30
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    poundapunnet wrote: »
    Oh christ forgot about that.

    Yes, yes OP I have

    To be honest seen in that light I think I might be some kind of criminal mastermind :cool:


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  • #31
    hynesie08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,947 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    wexie wrote: »
    :confused:

    some kind of freemen common ownership nonsense?

    Nah, worked night security in a closed down hostel, brought home some cornflakes/orange juice/butter. Didn't belong to me but the liquidators weren't gonna take it.


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