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Things you don't see on soaps...

  • 22-11-2013 12:24PM
    #1
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭


    They never ever sneeze.


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  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Bathrooms.


  • #3
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Acting.


  • #4
    vitani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    You never see them commuting for 2-3 hours a day, coming home after work, watching some telly then going to bed.


  • #5
    dutcher
    Site Banned Posts: 52 ✭✭dutcher


    Doing the aeroplane with their mickey.


  • #6
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    They rarely travel abroad but always have a sun tan.

    They never visit the dentist but always have glow in the dark white teeth.


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  • #7
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,886 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.


  • #8
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Using boards.ie, how did I forget...


  • #9
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    bush


  • #10
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Matt_Trakker wrote: »
    bush

    What?


  • #11
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 16,057 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Monogamy


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  • #12
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Suds.


  • #13
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Eating more than a forkful.


  • #14
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Matt_Trakker wrote: »
    bush
    George?


  • #15
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    A Christmas that doesn't involve someone dying.


  • #16
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    you never see rope on a soap anymore ???? i remember as a boy having a football soap on a rope. good times.


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    **** jobs but always have the best of clothes


  • #18
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    People playing Candy Crush constantly on their phones.


  • #19
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Fapping...


  • #20
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Never see them opening the window and wafting the back door after a hearty shyte.


  • #21
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,964 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    Intelligent stories


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  • #22
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Going to the toilet.

    Nobody has a job outside of the street/square


  • #23
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,105 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    If I had to talk to people that much during my day, Id hit someone.

    In no other part of London do people get to live and work cheaply and without any difficulty in the same location.


  • #24
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Cumshots


  • #25
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    They never used the toilet :confused:

    There should've been scenes with Sally, Rosy and Sophy ating beans on toast with Kev in the jacks pooing making loud gassy farts.


  • #26
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    What?

    minge/beaver/vadge/clunge/gee/meat curtains...although not the same, I just like that term etc. etc.

    also:
    http://www.s10forum.com/forum/f42/150-different-ways-to-say-pussy-just-words-no-links-212861/


  • #27
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    JuliusCaesar wrote: »
    Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.

    universe_krnl.c[PID 0]: Segmentation fault - Core dumped.


    Wonderful - now look what you've gone and done. There goes the weekend. :mad:


  • #28
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Talking about TV shows.....I find it hard to believe not 1 person would have had the Breaking Bad finale spoiled on them.


  • #29
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    JuliusCaesar wrote: »
    Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.

    Soapception


  • #30
    niallofcork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 ✭niallofcork


    A wedding that doesn't end in a confrontation at the altar


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  • #31
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Basic communication.

    Instead no-one explains themselves properly, thus leading to situations lasting months, rather than sorting out things quickly.


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