Things you don't see on soaps...

wretcheddomain

They never ever sneeze.

kneemos

Bathrooms.

keith16

Acting.

vitani

You never see them commuting for 2-3 hours a day, coming home after work, watching some telly then going to bed.

dutcher

Doing the aeroplane with their mickey.

Menas

They rarely travel abroad but always have a sun tan.

They never visit the dentist but always have glow in the dark white teeth.

JuliusCaesar

Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.

wretcheddomain

Using boards.ie, how did I forget...

Matt_Trakker

bush

wretcheddomain

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

bush

What?

Tabnabs

Monogamy

foxyboxer

Suds.

Hande hoche!

Eating more than a forkful.

Gran Hermano

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

bush

George?

Duggy747

A Christmas that doesn't involve someone dying.

monkeysnapper

you never see rope on a soap anymore ???? i remember as a boy having a football soap on a rope. good times.

SEPT 23 1989

**** jobs but always have the best of clothes

CardBordWindow

People playing Candy Crush constantly on their phones.

gobnaitolunacy

Fapping...

The Diabolical Monocle

Never see them opening the window and wafting the back door after a hearty shyte.

Tony EH

Intelligent stories

keano_afc

Going to the toilet.

Nobody has a job outside of the street/square

Larbre34

If I had to talk to people that much during my day, Id hit someone.

In no other part of London do people get to live and work cheaply and without any difficulty in the same location.

wandatowell

Cumshots

Mint Aero

They never used the toilet

There should've been scenes with Sally, Rosy and Sophy ating beans on toast with Kev in the jacks pooing making loud gassy farts.

Matt_Trakker

wretcheddomain wrote: »

What?

minge/beaver/vadge/clunge/gee/meat curtains...although not the same, I just like that term etc. etc.

also:
http://www.s10forum.com/forum/f42/150-different-ways-to-say-pussy-just-words-no-links-212861/

jimgoose

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.

universe_krnl.c[PID 0]: Segmentation fault - Core dumped.


Wonderful - now look what you've gone and done. There goes the weekend. :mad:

Turtyturd

Talking about TV shows.....I find it hard to believe not 1 person would have had the Breaking Bad finale spoiled on them.

LOSTfan57

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

Watching TV. Watching other soaps on TV. Watching their own soap on TV.

Soapception

niallofcork

A wedding that doesn't end in a confrontation at the altar

IvyTheTerrible

Basic communication.

Instead no-one explains themselves properly, thus leading to situations lasting months, rather than sorting out things quickly.

lazygal

A straightforward celebration of any kind, be it a wedding, Christmas party or birthday party. Shopping around for groceries, they all shop at the local pricey corner shop. People commuting for work, everyone works in the village or street, from the top executive to the cleaners.

LOSTfan57

Turtyturd wrote: »

Talking about TV shows.....I find it hard to believe not 1 person would have had the Breaking Bad finale spoiled on them.

Actually (while not really a soap but still) The Big Bang Theory got innundated with complaints after it spoiled a character death from The Walking Dead

IvyTheTerrible

lazygal wrote: »

A straightforward celebration of any kind, be it a wedding, Christmas party or birthday party. Shopping around for groceries, they all shop at the local pricey corner shop. People commuting for work, everyone works in the village or street, from the top executive to the cleaners.

And if you do go away to college or for work, you'll never be seen again.

Fiolina

People drinking tea/coffee in their houses instead of going across the road to the caff/pub and buying it.

Turtyturd

LOSTfan57 wrote: »

Actually (while not really a soap but still) The Big Bang Theory got innundated with complaints after it spoiled a character death from The Walking Dead

Well people brought that on themselves for watching that sh*t.

gobnaitolunacy

A ticklish cough that isn't the start of a terminal illness.

wretcheddomain

dutcher wrote: »

Doing the aeroplane with their mickey.

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Fapping...

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Never see them opening the window and wafting the back door after a hearty shyte.

wandatowell wrote: »

Cumshots

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

minge/beaver/vadge/clunge/gee/meat curtains...although not the same, I just like that term etc. etc.

You can clearly see how AH users would like a soap to be judging from this consistency. :rolleyes:

Johnnio13

a wedding in someplace other than McCoys, Woolpack, Queen Vic or Rovers Return.

Cheating and getting away with it. Someone always gets knocked up.

Thievery and getting away with it. Guilt...always gets the better of them

cycling...ya don't see any bikes in Carrickstown

LynnGrace

niallofcork wrote: »

A wedding that doesn't end in a confrontation at the altar

Yes, and same with funerals or christenings. It must be nerve wracking in Soapland, planning any family occasion. Some dark secret will always emerge. Same with Christmas, usually scenes of very high drama.

coolhull

A quiet, uneventful Christmas dinner, where people just fall asleep afterwards

gobnaitolunacy

A phone ringing a wrong number.

wandatowell

wretcheddomain wrote: »

You can clearly see how AH users would like a soap to be judging from this consistency. :rolleyes:

Ignore those 4 dopes.

coolhull

Don't bother dying if you dont actually reside on the street/square. You'll never raise an eyebrow. Even the death of JFK wouldn't have meant a thing the good people of Soapland.

wretcheddomain

When they're eating dinner they like to smash the forks and knives off the plate as loud as possible, almost to the point of breaking the plate. They've no idea how to have a quiet ordinary dinner.

Dot Cotton can't drink - that glass is always full.

mikom

DVDA and bong rips.

petes

Xfactor

chughes

Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses calling to the door.

Shivers26

I know this is something they are doing rather than not doing, but they are always drinking pints at lunchtime during the work day :eek: Then returning to work to operate machinery.

Its a health & safety nightmare waiting to happen

LOSTfan57

Michelle Keegan getting a good seeing too........that would really get the ratings going up.

**Timbuk2**

People specifying what brand of pint they'd like to order in the pub.