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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #3752
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    who the fug wrote: »
    rub in why don't you

    Yes but I am not as experienced as most of ye, so I look up to my elders.

    (No pun intended milkers)


  • #3753
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    I wasn't even born! That long ago:eek:

    Either was i :D


  • #3754
    Brown Podzol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Brown Podzol


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    1. dundee test
    A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

    The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of
    .The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.:P

    This is from Crocodile Dundee 2 I think. Out in 1988.


  • #3755
    epfff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭epfff


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    This is from Crocodile Dundee 2 I think. Out in 1988.

    Nope 1
    On last week
    Watching 2 here now


  • #3756
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Yes but I am not as experienced as most of ye, so I look up to my elders.

    (No pun intended milkers)

    all I can say about 1986 no pictures exist,and it wasn't me


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  • #3757
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    1. dundee test
    A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

    The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of
    .The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.:P
    i loved the way he fishes in the river, using a stick of dynamite :D


  • #3758
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    1986.... Hurricane Charley, she was damp.


  • #3759
    Brown Podzol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Brown Podzol


    epfff wrote: »
    Nope 1
    On last week
    Watching 2 here now

    My memory must be going. My recollection is that the incident happened in a NewYork bar and Crocodile Dundee 2 is set in NewYork.


  • #3760
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    jersey101 wrote: »
    if i yried that on the lady im courting now the night i met her id get a right box in the nose :D

    Better than something else on yer nose
    bogman_bass wrote: »
    1986

    Mike Tyson , Diego maradonna , and I finished national school :eek:


  • #3761
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Better than something else on yer nose



    Mike Tyson , Diego maradonna , and I finished national school :eek:
    ye, was going to say i made my confirmation that year


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  • #3762
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    My memory must be going. My recollection is that the incident happened in a NewYork bar and Crocodile Dundee 2 is set in NewYork.

    I'm with ya. It was certainly in a bar in the States. He was just after talking to a pimp.
    He tried it later in the film at some sort of official party with an ol dear too :-)


  • #3763
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    ye, was going to say i made my confirmation that year

    I must have too so


  • #3764
    epfff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭epfff


    Bizzum wrote: »
    I'm with ya. It was certainly in a bar in the States. He was just after talking to a pimp.
    He tried it later in the film at some sort of official party with an ol dear too :-)

    Nope
    Second half of 1 he was drinking with taxi driver hit the pump later
    2nd started in ny then they went to the Bush in second half
    Respect my authority


  • #3765
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    epfff wrote: »
    Nope
    Second half of 1 he was drinking with taxi driver hit the pump later
    2nd started in ny then they went to the Bush in second half
    Respect my authority

    I checked it on google. I know the answer now.

    Respect gotta be earned not simply handed out ;)


  • #3766
    epfff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭epfff


    Bizzum wrote: »
    I checked it on google. I know the answer now.

    Respect gotta be earned not simply handed out ;)

    I forgive ye
    I don't really know what it's like to be wrong but I'm sure it's very embarrassing for ye


  • #3767
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    epfff wrote: »
    I forgive ye
    I don't really know what it's like to be wrong but I'm sure it's very embarrassing for ye

    Good lad. I learned long ago, never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.


  • #3768
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Better than something else on yer nose



    Mike Tyson , Diego maradonna , and I finished national school :eek:

    I think Mike Tyson was kept back in 6th class for a year or a few


  • #3769
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    delaval wrote: »
    I think Mike Tyson was kept back in 6th class for a year or a few

    :D and maradonna got my left leg


  • #3770
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    Sold half of my spring born weanlings yesterday. Heifers are going great. Bulls are back slightly - especially ones for export. However, all in all, bulls with heifers they left about the same as last year. 22 out in total. Some prices:

    CH heifer 440kg €990
    CH heifer 380kg €910
    CH Heifer 300kg €800 (only 190 days old)
    BB Heifer 310kg €820

    CH Bull 420kg €900
    CH Bull 320kg €840
    CH Bull 270kg €790 (May Calf)
    BB Bull 310kg €850

    Very small amount of cattle on offer, but plenty of buyers.


  • #3771
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    reilig wrote: »
    Sold half of my spring born weanlings yesterday. Heifers are going great. Bulls are back slightly - especially ones for export. However, all in all, bulls with heifers they left about the same as last year. 22 out in total. Some prices:

    CH heifer 440kg €990
    CH heifer 380kg €910
    CH Heifer 300kg €800 (only 190 days old)
    BB Heifer 310kg €820

    CH Bull 420kg €900
    CH Bull 320kg €840
    CH Bull 270kg €790 (May Calf)
    BB Bull 310kg €850

    Very small amount of cattle on offer, but plenty of buyers.

    I've my last AA heifer to sell in Dec so hopefully the prices will stay up till then


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  • #3772
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    I've my last AA heifer to sell in Dec so hopefully the prices will stay up till then

    Huge demand for heifers. Plenty of farmers buying them and not afraid to dig deep to buy something that takes their fancy.


  • #3773
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    reilig wrote: »
    Sold half of my spring born weanlings yesterday. Heifers are going great. Bulls are back slightly - especially ones for export. However, all in all, bulls with heifers they left about the same as last year. 22 out in total. Some prices:

    CH heifer 440kg €990
    CH heifer 380kg €910
    CH Heifer 300kg €800 (only 190 days old)
    BB Heifer 310kg €820

    CH Bull 420kg €900
    CH Bull 320kg €840
    CH Bull 270kg €790 (May Calf)
    BB Bull 310kg €850

    Very small amount of cattle on offer, but plenty of buyers.

    good one reilig

    where did you sell, heifers in ballymote were back last week

    must have been a nice BB heifer to get that


  • #3774
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    Feckin hate people who borrow stuff and don't bring it back..

    Needed the trailer to cart stuff round at work today... Usual suspect borrowed it last week, he knew I wanted it today but when I went it was full of sticks...
    Was in two minds to take sticks and all... just threw them out and swept the trailer out onto his yard a the back door.... knowing well his missus will flip the lid !!

    My mornings fckued now.... all because he's a lazy git !


  • #3775
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Mother started giving the hens some boiled oats last few days and there going bonkers for it. Its smells very nice though


  • #3776
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    What age was the 440 kg heifer reilig ?


  • #3777
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    bbam wrote: »
    Feckin hate people who borrow stuff and don't bring it back..

    Needed the trailer to cart stuff round at work today... Usual suspect borrowed it last week, he knew I wanted it today but when I went it was full of sticks...
    Was in two minds to take sticks and all... just threw them out and swept the trailer out onto his yard a the back door.... knowing well his missus will flip the lid !!

    My mornings fckued now.... all because he's a lazy git !

    I had three contractors here over the last few weeks at different work, All three on different days needed a sup of diesel as they were running low, when I went for a sup last evening to keep me running, bloody tank is dry :rolleyes:


  • #3778
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    reilig wrote: »
    CH heifer 440kg €990
    CH heifer 380kg €910
    CH Heifer 300kg €800 (only 190 days old)
    BB Heifer 310kg €820

    CH Bull 420kg €900
    CH Bull 320kg €840
    CH Bull 270kg €790 (May Calf)
    BB Bull 310kg €850

    Very small amount of cattle on offer, but plenty of buyers.

    Thats great to hear, once the dust settles, things will be better in the long run. Were they all U grade calves Reilig?


  • #3779
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    moy83 wrote: »
    What age was the 440 kg heifer reilig ?

    February calf off a bb cow.


  • #3780
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    reilig wrote: »
    Sold half of my spring born weanlings yesterday. Heifers are going great. Bulls are back slightly - especially ones for export. However, all in all, bulls with heifers they left about the same as last year. 22 out in total. Some prices:

    CH heifer 440kg €990
    CH heifer 380kg €910
    CH Heifer 300kg €800 (only 190 days old)
    BB Heifer 310kg €820

    CH Bull 420kg €900
    CH Bull 320kg €840
    CH Bull 270kg €790 (May Calf)
    BB Bull 310kg €850

    Very small amount of cattle on offer, but plenty of buyers.

    Great prices there.


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  • #3781
    reilig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    bob charles wrote: »
    Thats great to hear, once the dust settles, things will be better in the long run. Were they all U grade calves Reilig?

    All but 2 of them would have been. They were twins. I'm about to buy a bull. Was considering a few breeds but now it'll definitely be a ch.


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