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What has it got in its pocketsesss?

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  • #32
    weisses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,858 ✭✭✭weisses


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Smokes
    iPhone 4
    A lighter (with a giraffe on it!)
    iPhone 4s
    Keys
    iPhone 5
    Wallet
    iPhone 5s
    And loose change.

    Oh, and did I mention I've an iPhone?

    added some in bold to tell the real story ... no need to be shy :D


  • #33
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    BRAND NEW Samsung Note 3.5 7th Version from 2013

    Point taken. :pac:



    Cunt.


  • #34
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Money, two self-tapping screws and a tyre pressure gauge.


  • #35
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Three handwritten notes to myself.
    A notebook - for writing notes to myself - that I keep forgetting to use.
    A pen for the above.
    Phone.
    Camera.
    Kindle.
    Coins.
    Two cigars in tubes.
    A pipe.
    A tin of tobacco.
    A cigar cutter.
    A pipe 'friend' - intriguing tool for doing pipe things.
    Wallet.
    Oyster/Leap card
    A couple of collectable cigar rings.
    Lint.
    Moustache wax.
    Keys.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #36
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    I have the following in my pockets today:

    Box of Fags
    Lighter
    Galaxy S3
    Galaxy S4
    Wallet
    Money (Including a bundle of poxy change)
    Receipts
    Business Cards
    A spare Button
    USB Flash Drive 8Gb
    Delivery Dockets
    Some Random Work paperwork
    And a strange number scribbled down onto a piece of paper and no idea who it is


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  • #37
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    I have the following in my pockets today:

    Box of Fags
    Lighter
    Galaxy S3
    Galaxy S4
    Wallet
    Money (Including a bundle of poxy change)
    Receipts
    Business Cards
    A spare Button
    USB Flash Drive 8Gb
    Delivery Dockets
    Some Random Work paperwork
    And a strange number scribbled down onto a piece of paper and no idea who it is

    Does having both add up to a Galaxy S7?


  • #38
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Dress and tights on. There are never any pockets in anything I wear. It's why I have a handbag.


  • #39
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    anncoates wrote: »
    Point taken. :pac:



    Cunt.

    :)


  • #40
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Every time before I leave, I just say, phone, fags, money, keys (x3) and while I'm at the door, I say keys another 3 times (yes, I'm slow).
    Included as part of the remembering is phone (also earphones), fags (also lighter) money (with my atm card), keys (check there's still 3 attached to each other).

    "Keys, keys, keys" and then I leave.


  • #41
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Nothing worth slipping yer hands in for.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm wearing a dress, so I don't currently have pockets, but in my coat during lunch I had my phone, my keys, and my purse.

    I also have a hole in my pocket (dear Liza, dear Liza).


  • #43
    Manuel Cold Tether
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Manuel Cold Tether


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm wearing a dress, so I don't currently have pockets, but in my coat during lunch I had my phone, and my purse.

    I also have a hole in my pocket (dear Liza, dear Liza).

    Then fix it dear henry, dear henry...


    I've my phone and a tissue in my pocket.
    Ye must have big pockets or small wallets!


  • #44
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Wallet
    Phone (Nexus 5, if we're getting in on the bragging)
    iPod Classic
    Headphones
    Fags
    Lighter x2
    Work ID
    House keys
    Work keys
    House gate fob
    Loose change

    My coat appears to hold many things.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Currently my phone is in my hand but spends the majority of time in my póca.

    Wallet
    Work swipe card
    Keys
    Safety glasses
    Ear plugs
    Washed hardened tissue that I've yet to throw out
    Fresh snot rag
    Loose change (including a fag machine token)
    Fags and lighter

    Jesus I need a man bag/satchel


  • #46
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,937 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Trouser pockets:
    Phone
    Headphones
    Work ID badge + associated lanyard (can't be arsed to wear it around my neck and don't have to)
    Wallet
    House keys
    Loose Change

    Jacket pockets:
    Some emergency tissue in case of snot emergency
    Hat to keep my poor head warm when out


  • #47
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    I phone,
    Keys to the Masereti, Penthouse and Mansion.
    I pod, with Beats headphones.
    Carry the I pad won't fit in my pocket, can't leave it in the Masereti, doh, already chancing it leaving Egyptian cotton sheets in there.




















    Don't have anything in my pocket really, but I have a good imagination.


  • #48
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Moustache wax.

    Nice! :cool:


  • #49
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    OOOooooo! I just found a tenner!!! That is a timely tenner :D Thanks OP, might not have checked but for this thread.

    Also...4 sweet wrappers (I have just given up the smokes) and a hair band.


  • #50
    G.K.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,704 ✭✭✭G.K.


    Phone, Keys, Wallet, Headphones, a comb.


  • #51
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Love my aluminum wallet! Have house/car keys but carry them in a jacket pocket as nearly always wear dress trousers or tight fitting cords, don't want to walk around at work with the bulge. :)


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  • #52
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why not put your watch on your wrist and free up some space.

    I've a few pens, loads of bits of paper, money and a receipt in my pockets.
    Three birds, one stone?

    http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/timeless-watch2_twaaf_3342.jpg


  • #53
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,004 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Wallet
    Keys
    Phone
    Fags & Lighter.

    Would rarely have anything else in my pockets and have the same "checklist" leaving the house as Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo...

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  • #54
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    My precious in my pocketssssss :)


  • #55
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Chammy for me specs, 6 plectrums, three rolls of electrical tape, a leather man and some change.... and half a jack plug!


  • #56
    Absoluvely
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Absoluvely


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Three birds, one stone

    I have reported this post to the mods and contacted the ISPCA.


  • #57
    Umbreal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭Umbreal


    Nothing. Leggings never have pockets and I carry a handbag.


  • #58
    fathead82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭fathead82


    €2.75 in change
    snotrag
    bunch of work keys
    half a packet of chewing gum
    phone
    stanley knife
    whiteboard marker
    pen
    box of fags
    lighter
    clockcard
    bottle of eye drops

    When im not in work,its usually just phone,fags & lighter.


  • #59
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Absoluvely wrote: »
    I have reported this post to the mods and contacted the ISPCA.
    Germanic efficiency, is all I'm saying.


  • #60
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Scary how many folk carry knives....


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  • #61
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Keys
    Phone
    Inhaler
    Condoms
    Earphones
    Wallet (empty)
    Xanex


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