What has it got in its pocketsesss?

r3nu4l

So it seems as though my trouser pockets are always full*. Today I have the following objects in my pockets:

My Watch
A Nokia 6610
Two USB flash drives (USB 3.0 64Gb and USB 2.0 1Gb flash drive)
My Wallet
A set of house and car keys
A Receipt for Debenhams café where I bought a pot of tea, a mug of coffee, fruit cake, chocolate slice and a juice box.
A hair bobble belonging to my daughter
A Swiss army knife
So what has everyone else got in their pockets today?



*in before jokes about pockets and penises**

in before "your penis is a joke" quip.

Augmerson

No pantaloons on me.

Shenshen

It's got no pocketsessss.....


The downside of most dresses.

MadYaker

Car keys, phone, wallet.

lahalane

Snotrag and fags

alwaysadub

Why not put your watch on your wrist and free up some space.

I've a few pens, loads of bits of paper, money and a receipt in my pockets.

SEPT 23 1989

The Boards.ie office must be a real rough place if you have to bring a knife into work

MadYaker

He doesn't work for boards.ie...

brummytom

Bus ticket, keys, phone, balloons, wallet, money, fags, lighter.

shannonman81

I'm in work...so work-wear on. Therefore:
I have a screwdriver(phase tester type)
Knife
Work mobile
Personal mobile
Headphones
Plasters
USB stick 16GB
panel key
Security swipe
keys to toolbox
keys to locker

old hippy

Pack of Marlboro Lights, lighter, Oyster Card & other cards, wallet with receipts, hankie, phone, mints, pocket ashtray, fingerless gloves, key chain, £23, a book.

nc19

Nothing

I hate the feeling of things in my pockets

Shenshen

brummytom wrote: »

Bus ticket, keys, phone, balloons, wallet, money, fags, lighter.

Balloons?

Is this going to be some joke about inflating them?

MonstaMash

Baccy, skins, roaches, lighter...that is all

anncoates

Wallet
Samsung Note 3 phone
Car and house key
Debit card receipt for petrol

Seachmall

Smokes
iPhone
A lighter (with a giraffe on it!)
iPhone
Keys
iPhone
Wallet
iPhone
And loose change.

Oh, and did I mention I've an iPhone?

Shenshen

old hippy wrote: »

Pack of Marlboro Lights, lighter, Oyster Card & other cards, wallet with receipts, hankie, phone, mints, pocket ashtray, fingerless gloves, key chain, £23, a book.

:eek:

Deep pockets!

tmc86

pockets are empty except for a key card for work.

I don't like carrying lots of things around in my pocket!

old hippy

Shenshen wrote: »

:eek:

Deep pockets!

Nah, that's 6 trouser pockets, 6 jacket pockets and a shirt pocket combined

xXxkorixXx

phone
lighter
packet of fags
€130 in notes
coins
a miniature special agent oso figure

Sunnyisland

nc19 wrote: »

Nothing

I hate the feeling of things in my pockets

Same here just a few notes as in money

Banjo String

2 x cheques from customers
Stanley knife
Pen
Car keys
Toll tag (my own car is in for service)
Hire car paper work
2 tickets for Ireland v Australia tomorrow (for a customer)
Wallet

(I should add that some of this stuff is in my jacket pocket too)

brummytom

Shenshen wrote: »

Balloons?

Is this going to be some joke about inflating them?

Nope, I've a pack of twenty party balloons. Not quite sure how I ended up with them...

r3nu4l

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why not put your watch on your wrist and free up some space.

I didn't even know it was in my pocket, that's what prompted this thread. I surmised that if I didn't know about some of the things in my pockets then surely others would be in the same boat

Rest easy citizen, the watch is now on my wrist!

The_Gatsby

Why is your watch not on your wrist?

I have wallet, phone and keys. That's all you need really

anncoates

Banjo String wrote: »

Stanley knife

2 tickets for Ireland v Australia tomorrow (for a customer)

Football tickets and a Stanley knife eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA_5IcoGJU

A hole in each trouser pocket


It keeps a smile on my face as I explore them for my imaginary keys

PizzamanIRL

Wallet
Keys
BRAND NEW Samsung Note 3.5 7th Version from 2013
Chewing gum

aujopimur

I've a big hole in my pocket so that I can touch myself.

P_1

Wallet
Keys
Loose Change
Sometimes a phone (it's strangely liberating heading out without it at times)
MP3 Player and headphones

MadYaker

aujopimur wrote: »

I've a big hole in my pocket so that I can touch myself.

Stealth ****.

weisses

Seachmall wrote: »

Smokes
iPhone 4
A lighter (with a giraffe on it!)
iPhone 4s
Keys
iPhone 5
Wallet
iPhone 5s
And loose change.

Oh, and did I mention I've an iPhone?

added some in bold to tell the real story ... no need to be shy

anncoates

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

BRAND NEW Samsung Note 3.5 7th Version from 2013

Point taken. :pac:



Cunt.

The Backwards Man

Money, two self-tapping screws and a tyre pressure gauge.

OldGoat

Three handwritten notes to myself.
A notebook - for writing notes to myself - that I keep forgetting to use.
A pen for the above.
Phone.
Camera.
Kindle.
Coins.
Two cigars in tubes.
A pipe.
A tin of tobacco.
A cigar cutter.
A pipe 'friend' - intriguing tool for doing pipe things.
Wallet.
Oyster/Leap card
A couple of collectable cigar rings.
Lint.
Moustache wax.
Keys.

Kimbot

I have the following in my pockets today:

Box of Fags
Lighter
Galaxy S3
Galaxy S4
Wallet
Money (Including a bundle of poxy change)
Receipts
Business Cards
A spare Button
USB Flash Drive 8Gb
Delivery Dockets
Some Random Work paperwork
And a strange number scribbled down onto a piece of paper and no idea who it is

anncoates

jonny24ie wrote: »

I have the following in my pockets today:

Box of Fags
Lighter
Galaxy S3
Galaxy S4
Wallet
Money (Including a bundle of poxy change)
Receipts
Business Cards
A spare Button
USB Flash Drive 8Gb
Delivery Dockets
Some Random Work paperwork
And a strange number scribbled down onto a piece of paper and no idea who it is

Does having both add up to a Galaxy S7?

Teyla Emmagan

Dress and tights on. There are never any pockets in anything I wear. It's why I have a handbag.

PizzamanIRL

anncoates wrote: »

Point taken. :pac:



Cunt.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Every time before I leave, I just say, phone, fags, money, keys (x3) and while I'm at the door, I say keys another 3 times (yes, I'm slow).
Included as part of the remembering is phone (also earphones), fags (also lighter) money (with my atm card), keys (check there's still 3 attached to each other).

"Keys, keys, keys" and then I leave.

Dravokivich

Nothing worth slipping yer hands in for.

I'm wearing a dress, so I don't currently have pockets, but in my coat during lunch I had my phone, my keys, and my purse.

I also have a hole in my pocket (dear Liza, dear Liza).

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm wearing a dress, so I don't currently have pockets, but in my coat during lunch I had my phone, and my purse.

I also have a hole in my pocket (dear Liza, dear Liza).

Then fix it dear henry, dear henry...


I've my phone and a tissue in my pocket.
Ye must have big pockets or small wallets!

Skylinehead

Wallet
Phone (Nexus 5, if we're getting in on the bragging)
iPod Classic
Headphones
Fags
Lighter x2
Work ID
House keys
Work keys
House gate fob
Loose change

My coat appears to hold many things.

Currently my phone is in my hand but spends the majority of time in my póca.

Wallet
Work swipe card
Keys
Safety glasses
Ear plugs
Washed hardened tissue that I've yet to throw out
Fresh snot rag
Loose change (including a fag machine token)
Fags and lighter

Jesus I need a man bag/satchel

5starpool

Trouser pockets:
Phone
Headphones
Work ID badge + associated lanyard (can't be arsed to wear it around my neck and don't have to)
Wallet
House keys
Loose Change

Jacket pockets:
Some emergency tissue in case of snot emergency
Hat to keep my poor head warm when out

caustic 1

I phone,
Keys to the Masereti, Penthouse and Mansion.
I pod, with Beats headphones.
Carry the I pad won't fit in my pocket, can't leave it in the Masereti, doh, already chancing it leaving Egyptian cotton sheets in there.




















Don't have anything in my pocket really, but I have a good imagination.

tmc86

OldGoat wrote: »

Moustache wax.

Nice! :cool:

Obliq

OOOooooo! I just found a tenner!!! That is a timely tenner Thanks OP, might not have checked but for this thread.

Also...4 sweet wrappers (I have just given up the smokes) and a hair band.

G.K.

Phone, Keys, Wallet, Headphones, a comb.

Ruu

Love my aluminum wallet! Have house/car keys but carry them in a jacket pocket as nearly always wear dress trousers or tight fitting cords, don't want to walk around at work with the bulge.