What has it got in its pocketsesss?

r3nu4l · 15-11-2013 02:01PM #1

So it seems as though my trouser pockets are always full*. Today I have the following objects in my pockets:

My Watch
A Nokia 6610
Two USB flash drives (USB 3.0 64Gb and USB 2.0 1Gb flash drive)
My Wallet
A set of house and car keys
A Receipt for Debenhams café where I bought a pot of tea, a mug of coffee, fruit cake, chocolate slice and a juice box.
A hair bobble belonging to my daughter
A Swiss army knife
So what has everyone else got in their pockets today?

*in before jokes about pockets and penises**

in before "your penis is a joke" quip.

Augmerson · 15-11-2013 02:03PM

No pantaloons on me.

Shenshen · 15-11-2013 02:04PM

It's got no pocketsessss.....

The downside of most dresses.

MadYaker · 15-11-2013 02:05PM

Car keys, phone, wallet.

lahalane · 15-11-2013 02:05PM

Snotrag and fags

alwaysadub · 15-11-2013 02:05PM

Why not put your watch on your wrist and free up some space.

I've a few pens, loads of bits of paper, money and a receipt in my pockets.

SEPT 23 1989 · 15-11-2013 02:06PM

The Boards.ie office must be a real rough place if you have to bring a knife into work

MadYaker · 15-11-2013 02:06PM

He doesn't work for boards.ie...

brummytom · 15-11-2013 02:07PM

Bus ticket, keys, phone, balloons, wallet, money, fags, lighter.

shannonman81 · 15-11-2013 02:08PM

I'm in work...so work-wear on. Therefore:
I have a screwdriver(phase tester type)
Knife
Work mobile
Personal mobile
Headphones
Plasters
USB stick 16GB
panel key
Security swipe
keys to toolbox
keys to locker

old hippy · 15-11-2013 02:09PM

Pack of Marlboro Lights, lighter, Oyster Card & other cards, wallet with receipts, hankie, phone, mints, pocket ashtray, fingerless gloves, key chain, £23, a book.

nc19 · 15-11-2013 02:09PM

Nothing

I hate the feeling of things in my pockets

Shenshen · 15-11-2013 02:09PM

brummytom wrote: »

Bus ticket, keys, phone, balloons, wallet, money, fags, lighter.

Balloons?

Is this going to be some joke about inflating them?

MonstaMash · 15-11-2013 02:09PM

Baccy, skins, roaches, lighter...that is all

anncoates · 15-11-2013 02:09PM

Wallet
Samsung Note 3 phone
Car and house key
Debit card receipt for petrol

Seachmall · 15-11-2013 02:10PM

Smokes
iPhone
A lighter (with a giraffe on it!)
iPhone
Keys
iPhone
Wallet
iPhone
And loose change.

Oh, and did I mention I've an iPhone?

Shenshen · 15-11-2013 02:10PM

old hippy wrote: »

Pack of Marlboro Lights, lighter, Oyster Card & other cards, wallet with receipts, hankie, phone, mints, pocket ashtray, fingerless gloves, key chain, £23, a book.

:eek:

Deep pockets!

tmc86 · 15-11-2013 02:11PM

pockets are empty except for a key card for work.

I don't like carrying lots of things around in my pocket!

old hippy · 15-11-2013 02:14PM

Shenshen wrote: »

:eek:

Deep pockets!

Nah, that's 6 trouser pockets, 6 jacket pockets and a shirt pocket combined

xXxkorixXx · 15-11-2013 02:15PM

phone
lighter
packet of fags
€130 in notes
coins
a miniature special agent oso figure

Sunnyisland · 15-11-2013 02:15PM

nc19 wrote: »

Nothing

I hate the feeling of things in my pockets

Same here

just a few notes as in money

Banjo String · 15-11-2013 02:16PM

2 x cheques from customers
Stanley knife
Pen
Car keys
Toll tag (my own car is in for service)
Hire car paper work
2 tickets for Ireland v Australia tomorrow (for a customer)
Wallet

(I should add that some of this stuff is in my jacket pocket too)

brummytom · 15-11-2013 02:17PM

Shenshen wrote: »

Balloons?

Is this going to be some joke about inflating them?

Nope, I've a pack of twenty party balloons. Not quite sure how I ended up with them...

r3nu4l · 15-11-2013 02:17PM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why not put your watch on your wrist and free up some space.

I didn't even know it was in my pocket, that's what prompted this thread. I surmised that if I didn't know about some of the things in my pockets then surely others would be in the same boat

Rest easy citizen, the watch is now on my wrist!