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Was she coming on to me?

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  • #32
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Hah, this is one of the worst cases of male sexual optimism Ive heard of in a while.

    You know when the odd cashier gives you a smile and eye contact while giving you your change? Yeah, shes gagging for it! :D


  • #33
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    ispini1984 wrote: »
    what you going to do when she rings you back?

    :confused::D:D
    Breathe heavily.

    Chicks love heavy breathing. It's got a Barry White-like charm.


  • #34
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    She might aswell have worn a T shirt saying "I want you inside me I heart Internet"..it was that obvious TBH


  • #35
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    anncoates wrote: »
    How did you end up married with your obvious talent for reading women?

    Did your wife abduct you?

    She stole my heart! :)


  • #36
    ispini1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭ispini1984


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    She stole my heart! :)

    but the Internet is your real love aint it

    in particular boards ;);)


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  • #37
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    She stole my heart! :)
    You're married to a witch doctor?


  • #38
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    She stole my heart! :)

    Abductor Of My Heart would be a great name for a power balled actually.


  • #39
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Did you offer to give her a facial?


  • #40
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

    "This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

    I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

    I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?

    Did you ask her if she <3's the internet?


  • #41
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    anncoates wrote: »
    Abductor Of My Heart would be a great name for a power balled actually.

    It's in my head to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Too obvious?


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  • #42
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.


  • #43
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,186 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Plazaman wrote: »
    You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.

    Better than the one where they ask for the time and you wake up in a bath of ice with no kidneys.


  • #44
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Plazaman wrote: »
    You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.

    Lucky Ba$tards..where do these scams occur..for research purposes of course


  • #45
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    It would never work out for us fishy. There's someone out there for you though - I know it!

    it ain't you tho. :P


  • #46
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    It's in my head to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Too obvious?

    Or Alone by Heart.


  • #47
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    OP, you should have asked her if anyone else knew where is was


  • #48
    JenEffy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭JenEffy


    I doubt she was coming on to you, but I find it really odd that she asked a strange guy to ring her phone for her.


  • #49
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    naughtysmurf wrote: »
    If the phone was in her knickers when ye found it then I'd say she was coming on to you

    Aha, that's this afternoon's daydream sorted!


  • #50
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    JenEffy wrote: »
    I doubt she was coming on to you, but I find it really odd that she asked a strange guy to ring her phone for her.

    Well it was a (mainly) a work carpark - so she'd have figured that, even though she didn't know me, I must be OK.

    I think the balance of opinion here is that she wasn't coming on to me. That's absolutely fine. I was just checking. My radar was never the best!

    We'll leave it at that.

    I must have been mistaken. It's just the fact that she was sitting topless in the car at the time really threw me.


  • #51
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭mutley18


    Was she hot then? I can't imagine it would be playing on your mind so much if she was a bloater.


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  • #52
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    mutley18 wrote: »
    Was she hot then? I can't imagine it would be playing on your mind so much if she was a bloater.

    Think of a mix of Helen Flanagan, Rebekah Brooks and Kirsty Allsop. Somewhere around the intersection of all three is how hot she was.


  • #53
    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Yeah OP she was definitely coming onto you
    Could you not hear the the fanny waves crashing in her knickers she must have been soaking wet for you!
    She wanted your slong in and around her!


  • #54
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You sure nothing was robbed from your car while you were distracted?


  • #55
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I can't believe it's over 50 posts and no one has asked where ye found her phone?

    Might help solve the mystery. Was it still in her handbag, or hidden under the seat?


  • #56
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    jester77 wrote: »
    I can't believe it's over 50 posts and no one has asked where ye found her phone?

    Might help solve the mystery. Was it still in her handbag, or hidden under the seat?


    Maybe the OP stole it and she was just trying to get it back, the rest of the story was in his head :D


  • #57
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jester77 wrote: »
    I can't believe it's over 50 posts and no one has asked where ye found her phone?

    Might help solve the mystery. Was it still in her handbag, or hidden under the seat?

    It seemed to be in her handbag. She seemed to find it all of a sudden...I wasn't in the car so couldn't see for sure.


  • #58
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I wasn't in the car so couldn't see for sure.

    A car with no horn is dangerous.


  • #59
    kiffer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,098 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Agricola wrote: »
    Hah, this is one of the worst cases of male sexual optimism Ive heard of in a while.

    You know when the odd cashier gives you a smile and eye contact while giving you your change? Yeah, shes gagging for it! :D

    Well male sexual pessimism just doesn't give the same results...


  • #60
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭professore


    I once shared a flat with a friend in college and his gf stayed the night, next morning my friend goes out and she gets out of bed in her bra and panties, and comes over and sits on my bed and starts talking to me in a strange way about relationships etc. Never occurred to me she was coming on to me ...

    Later that year she sent me lots of letters (it's a LONG time ago !!!) asking me how I was etc etc and she could sort me out with a job where she worked ...

    Pretty low to come on to your boyfriend's mate ....

    By your calculations I have women coming on to me all the time !!!!!


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  • #61
    Savoir.Faire
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    You really missed a chance to get involved in a spur-of-the-moment tupping session- the very best type.


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