Was she coming on to me?

I Heart Internet

After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

"This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?

lkionm

If you wanted your come back, you should have wiped it off her chin

kneemos

Right get yer knickers off love.

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

"I'm married".

NickDunne

Maybe she just lost her phone

No. She just lost her phone

I Heart Internet

NickDunne wrote: »

Maybe she just lost her phone

She may have just lost her phone. That is possible alright. But I dunno.....

Bear in mind, she didn't know I was married and may have thought, "oh oh, here's a bit of man candy."

Billy86

"Want to see something cool I've got in the boot of my car?"

I Heart Internet

I Heart Internet wrote: »

She may have just lost her phone. That is possible alright. But I dunno.....

Bear in mind, she didn't know I was married and may have thought, "oh oh, here's a bit of man candy."

Must be hard being you, so handsome Your poor missus must be beside herself everytime you leave the house.

Legs.Eleven

Sounds like she cracked a joke.

Seedy Arling

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Sounds like she cracked a joke.

Terrible thing to say! I'm sure the OP is a perfectly attractive man and ladies are falling over themselves the whole time to crack on to him. :pac::pac::pac:

AnonoBoy

No.

It's a little something called being friendly.

But you tell yourself she was buddy.

Hey! You've still got it!*



























*You don't still got it.

I Heart Internet

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No.

It's a little something called being friendly.

But you tell yourself she was buddy.

Hey! You've still got it!*



*You don't still got it.

I'm not sure I ever had it to begin with.

Rekop dog

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I'm not sure I ever had it to begin with.

It's probably a strong no on her coming onto you then as unlikely as that was in any case.

dd972

No, OP, it was a........j-o-k-e ?: :P

ruthloss

She must have been waiting ages till she spotted a man with 'Married-Harmless-won't think I'm giving him the come on' look about him.;)

GavRedKing

You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.

I Heart Internet

GavRedKing wrote: »

You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.

Done.

Seedy Arling

GavRedKing wrote: »

You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.

Excellent advice. No harm in giving her the 'full picture.'

Anyone

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Done.

Text her as well saying "Glad I could help you earlier but I forgot to give you this"

Waaa chicka waa waaaaaaa('70's pron music)

The Dagda

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Done.

By "junk" he means penis and testicles, not household waste.

Could be embarrassing if you got that wrong!

fishy fishy

I Heart Internet wrote: »

After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

"This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?

must be true, what they say about men thinking about sex every ten seconds or so.

Listen, women can ask you for help without you thinking they are coming on to you - I'm sure if there was anybody else there she wouldn't have bothered with you. Reality check

I Heart Internet

fishy fishy wrote: »

must be true, what they say about men thinking about sex every ten seconds or so.

Listen, women can ask you for help without you thinking they are coming on to you - I'm sure if there was anybody else there she wouldn't have bothered with you. Reality check

Thanks......................wait...................................you're coming onto me right now aren't you? Well I'm married. So sorry, no can do fishy.

fishy fishy

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Thanks......................wait...................................you're coming onto me right now aren't you? Well I'm married. So sorry, no can do fishy.

I'd say you do a lot of thinking about yourself there, :D

madmaxi

If you have to ask, then no!!

I Heart Internet

fishy fishy wrote: »

I'd say you do a lot of thinking about yourself there, :D

It would never work out for us fishy. There's someone out there for you though - I know it!

kneemos

She could have been coming onto him.

anncoates

How did you end up married with your obvious talent for reading women?

Did your wife abduct you?

naughtysmurf

If the phone was in her knickers when ye found it then I'd say she was coming on to you

Vinz Mesrine

Give her a text and ask if she was coming on to you?

ispini1984

what you going to do when she rings you back?

:D:D

Agricola

Hah, this is one of the worst cases of male sexual optimism Ive heard of in a while.

You know when the odd cashier gives you a smile and eye contact while giving you your change? Yeah, shes gagging for it!

Billy86

ispini1984 wrote: »

what you going to do when she rings you back?

:D:D

Breathe heavily.

Chicks love heavy breathing. It's got a Barry White-like charm.

Specialun

She might aswell have worn a T shirt saying "I want you inside me I heart Internet"..it was that obvious TBH

I Heart Internet

anncoates wrote: »

How did you end up married with your obvious talent for reading women?

Did your wife abduct you?

She stole my heart!

ispini1984

I Heart Internet wrote: »

She stole my heart!

but the Internet is your real love aint it

in particular boards ;)

Billy86

I Heart Internet wrote: »

She stole my heart!

You're married to a witch doctor?

anncoates

I Heart Internet wrote: »

She stole my heart!

Abductor Of My Heart would be a great name for a power balled actually.

Santa Cruz

Did you offer to give her a facial?

Defiler Of The Coffin

I Heart Internet wrote: »

After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

"This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?

Did you ask her if she 's the internet?

I Heart Internet

anncoates wrote: »

Abductor Of My Heart would be a great name for a power balled actually.

It's in my head to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Too obvious?

Plazaman

You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.

kowloon

Plazaman wrote: »

You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.

Better than the one where they ask for the time and you wake up in a bath of ice with no kidneys.

Specialun

Plazaman wrote: »

You were lucky to come out of it with your life. That could have been one of those "can you ring my phone" scams and it's under the car or in the boot and as soon as you go to retrieve it, BAM!!!, lead pipe across the skull, you wake up in New Delhi as a sex slave. The trade ships both ways ya know.

Lucky Ba$tards..where do these scams occur..for research purposes of course

fishy fishy

I Heart Internet wrote: »

It would never work out for us fishy. There's someone out there for you though - I know it!

it ain't you tho. :P

anncoates

I Heart Internet wrote: »

It's in my head to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Too obvious?

Or Alone by Heart.

Brendan Flowers

OP, you should have asked her if anyone else knew where is was

JenEffy

I doubt she was coming on to you, but I find it really odd that she asked a strange guy to ring her phone for her.

Call Me Jimmy

naughtysmurf wrote: »

If the phone was in her knickers when ye found it then I'd say she was coming on to you

Aha, that's this afternoon's daydream sorted!

I Heart Internet

JenEffy wrote: »

I doubt she was coming on to you, but I find it really odd that she asked a strange guy to ring her phone for her.

Well it was a (mainly) a work carpark - so she'd have figured that, even though she didn't know me, I must be OK.

I think the balance of opinion here is that she wasn't coming on to me. That's absolutely fine. I was just checking. My radar was never the best!

We'll leave it at that.

I must have been mistaken. It's just the fact that she was sitting topless in the car at the time really threw me.

mutley18

Was she hot then? I can't imagine it would be playing on your mind so much if she was a bloater.