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Was she coming on to me?

  • 05-11-2013 12:05PM
    #1
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭


    After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

    "This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

    I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

    I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?


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  • #2
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    If you wanted your come back, you should have wiped it off her chin


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Right get yer knickers off love.


  • #4
    Dr.Winston O'Boogie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Dr.Winston O'Boogie


    "I'm married".


  • #5
    NickDunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭NickDunne


    Maybe she just lost her phone


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No. She just lost her phone


    ;)


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  • #7
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    NickDunne wrote: »
    Maybe she just lost her phone

    She may have just lost her phone. That is possible alright. But I dunno.....

    Bear in mind, she didn't know I was married and may have thought, "oh oh, here's a bit of man candy."


  • #8
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    "Want to see something cool I've got in the boot of my car?"


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    She may have just lost her phone. That is possible alright. But I dunno.....

    Bear in mind, she didn't know I was married and may have thought, "oh oh, here's a bit of man candy."

    Must be hard being you, so handsome :) Your poor missus must be beside herself everytime you leave the house.


  • #10
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Sounds like she cracked a joke.


  • #11
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Sounds like she cracked a joke.
    Terrible thing to say! I'm sure the OP is a perfectly attractive man and ladies are falling over themselves the whole time to crack on to him. :pac::pac::pac:


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    No.

    It's a little something called being friendly.

    But you tell yourself she was buddy. ;)

    Hey! You've still got it!*



























    *You don't still got it.


  • #13
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    No.

    It's a little something called being friendly.

    But you tell yourself she was buddy. ;)

    Hey! You've still got it!*



    *You don't still got it.

    I'm not sure I ever had it to begin with.


  • #14
    Rekop dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I'm not sure I ever had it to begin with.

    It's probably a strong no on her coming onto you then as unlikely as that was in any case.


  • #15
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    No, OP, it was a........j-o-k-e ?: :P


  • #16
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    She must have been waiting ages till she spotted a man with 'Married-Harmless-won't think I'm giving him the come on' look about him.;)


  • #17
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.


  • #18
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    GavRedKing wrote: »
    You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.

    Done.


  • #19
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    GavRedKing wrote: »
    You have her number, send her a picture of your junk see what see replies with.
    Excellent advice. No harm in giving her the 'full picture.'


  • #20
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Done.


    Text her as well saying "Glad I could help you earlier but I forgot to give you this"

    Waaa chicka waa waaaaaaa('70's pron music)


  • #21
    The Dagda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Done.

    By "junk" he means penis and testicles, not household waste.

    Could be embarrassing if you got that wrong!


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  • #22
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    After I parked up in work this morning, a woman getting out of a nearby car called me and said that she'd lost her phone and would I mind ringing it so that she might be able to find it in the car/handbag. So I said, sure, no problem, and asked for her number. She started calling it out and said:

    "This probably seems like the worst pick up line ever! Haha"

    I smiled but didn't have a witty come back! Anyway, we found her phone and said goodbye. I'd never actually seen her at work before.

    I'm a happily married man so, obviously would not be interested, but, my question is: was she coming on to me? Also, what should have been my witty come back?


    must be true, what they say about men thinking about sex every ten seconds or so.

    Listen, women can ask you for help without you thinking they are coming on to you - I'm sure if there was anybody else there she wouldn't have bothered with you. Reality check ;)


  • #23
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    fishy fishy wrote: »
    must be true, what they say about men thinking about sex every ten seconds or so.

    Listen, women can ask you for help without you thinking they are coming on to you - I'm sure if there was anybody else there she wouldn't have bothered with you. Reality check ;)

    Thanks......................wait...................................you're coming onto me right now aren't you? Well I'm married. So sorry, no can do fishy.


  • #24
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Thanks......................wait...................................you're coming onto me right now aren't you? Well I'm married. So sorry, no can do fishy.

    I'd say you do a lot of thinking about yourself there, :D:D


  • #25
    madmaxi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 701 ✭✭✭madmaxi


    If you have to ask, then no!!


  • #26
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    fishy fishy wrote: »
    I'd say you do a lot of thinking about yourself there, :D:D

    It would never work out for us fishy. There's someone out there for you though - I know it!


  • #27
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    She could have been coming onto him.


  • #28
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    How did you end up married with your obvious talent for reading women?

    Did your wife abduct you?


  • #29
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,352 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    If the phone was in her knickers when ye found it then I'd say she was coming on to you


  • #30
    Vinz Mesrine
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭Vinz Mesrine


    Give her a text and ask if she was coming on to you?


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  • #31
    ispini1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭ispini1984


    what you going to do when she rings you back?

    :confused::D:D


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