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What would you get rid of?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭Duffman


    In no particular order:

    - Onions
    - The Bush Administration
    - Fianna Fáil
    - Michael McDowell
    - Dance Music
    - Onion-related foodstuffs
    - Optimists on the start line.. (a type of dinghy)
    - People who have mobile conversations in cinemas..
    - People who *never* have credit when you need them to..
    - The narrow-minded southsider in me says any bus that isn't the 46A.... (I get other buses all the time :) )
    - Drivers who speed
    - That Irish Times journalist woman whose name I can't remember...
    - People who think Linux runs on windows..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    Scooter - I HATE THAT WANKER!
    Half the people in our school - the dicks that go around saying they hate protestants because they are, who beat you up for looking at them, who slag you for preferring iron maiden over DJ Sammy..
    Racism - but not racist jokes
    paedophiles
    organized religion
    not gettin enough sleep
    homework
    having to go to a boring ass school, full of knobs and teachers who are dicks, and listen to them blether about stuf you dont GIVE A FLYING SHAG ABOUT!
    not being good at music (para mí)
    being sad
    vomit - if i see anyone vomiting, i normally hurl myself...
    the tweenies
    people who sit text messageing ALL ****IN DAY!
    the way life is annoying as frig
    my shower room - its trying to kill me...
    Spiders
    having to take a raging ****e at the WRONG time....
    ....and when you do, the toilet paper is hard and crisp and makes you bleed out of your ass..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    its not like i dont actually enjoy food , just that you spend alot of time eating , time which could more productively be spent drooling on irc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Skangers
    Boy racers
    Organised religion
    Fianna Fail (Especially Bertie and Charlie McCreevy)
    George W Bush
    The board members of all motor insurance companies operating in this country... pr1cks.
    The scumbag w4nkers that give me abuse in work for no good reason


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Scooter - I HATE THAT WANKER!
    Theres something like 3 people in scooter, it takes a whole person to do the 'singing' :rolleyes:


    Dance Music
    George Bush
    Exams (theres bound to be a better way)
    Townies
    Nova's with 17spoilers, 89 headlights and dark tinted windows (you know the kind)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Mutz


    People who say "Wha?" or "Riy" after you have explained something extremely technical to them. *SCHMACK*

    Snobs(Haughty Muppets), Scangers (classified as people who have no respect for others or themselves)

    Need

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    • the ninja muppets

    that is all


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Spiders

    The Marketing department.

    Eggs.

    People who think Alanis Morrisette is great.

    People who think Avril Lavigne is great.

    The people who made it illegal to put a bullet in the tyres of the guy who swerves in in front of you in traffic without indicating.

    the ninja muppets

    ....and finally dave.c's unhealthy and bitter attitude. :ninja: :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    *People who claim to be expert on everything and really know nothing about anything
    *stupid people bug the pants off me (i know ill regret using that phrase)
    *Muppets
    *The gob****es who used to hang out at the central bank but now that they don't anymore think that it's ok for them to try and infiltrate normal society! Pfft! yea bloody right!
    *Ignorant people
    *Skangers
    *Scobys
    *Snobs
    *Dance Music
    *Boy racers/Modified Car enthusiasts, Why buy a BMW and spend all that money making it look ****e!!!! You could spend the money on a good looking woman to sit in it with you if it's really your aim to attract wimin with yer "mean machine"
    *Crappy sound at gigs
    *Exams
    *Blood pressure cuffs
    *People who make you feel guilty when all you need is someone to listen
    *Expensive drink
    *Muppet uimhir 1 on the phantom fm message board Ugh!


    I've been here too long ill go....

    Mmmm.... Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Originally posted by Silverfish
    The people who made it illegal to put a bullet in the tyres of the guy who swerves in in front of you in traffic without indicating

    Ah Silverfish he's probably just trying to save on his ESB bill

    Energy efficiency is all the rage these days I hear...


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    *Muppet uimhir 1 on the phantom fm message board Ugh!

    That wouldn't be me, would it? I bet it is.


    I personally think my drunken rambling posts are legendary at this stage............:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Of course it's not you!!!

    You're probably one of the few reasons i ever go back there hehe!

    you keep me entertained!!

    Love you lots like jelly tots Silverfish!!


    Mmmmmm..... Jelly tots!

    I think we should start a drunken rambling thread of some kind and call it messageboard drinks or something....

    hmmmm..... anyway where was I? oh yeah.... Jelly tots

    Oh I dont like Jelly babies I'd get rid of them too they fool ya into thinking they're gonna be nice... and then they're not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    That f***er of a paperclip in Word. 'Nuf said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 857 ✭✭✭Corega


    - Eircom
    - Hotmail
    - Tomatoes
    - Spam
    - Goths
    - French people
    - German people
    - The half moon/total eclipse Jaffa cake add's
    - Azezil
    - Cork city


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    * dead-end threads
    * spiders
    * the general public


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by Corega
    - Eircom
    - Hotmail
    - Tomatoes
    - Spam
    - Goths
    - French people
    - German people
    - The half moon/total eclipse Jaffa cake add's
    - Azezil
    - Cork city
    ming0r's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,219 ✭✭✭oneweb


    lol @ Az.

    Javacity @ college - we're students, not bloody loaded! Yet. :(
    PPL who go on and on and on about how much they hate their job - FFS, look around for a better one or shut up! :yawn:
    Young slappers - You dress that way but you don't know why you get those filthy looks/comments from perverts? :eek:
    The current Govt - lies, damn lies, incompetence and looking after number one. :mad:
    'Webmasters' who design for Exploder - disregarding all standards compliancy. :mad:
    Internet Explorer and Outlook Express - why do ppl still use these bug-ridden, security issue-laden heaps of blah? :rolleyes:
    Grossly modded cars - With deafening exhausts. Until I get a car of my own I will have none of it! :cool:
    It took years to get the roads straightened and flattened. Let's undo all that and put speed bumps on them! :rolleyes:
    and,
    PPL who just don't smile or laugh once in a while (Dammit, we'll all be dead one day, why not make the most of life while you can!)

    :):D;)

    It is what it's.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Originally posted by oneweb
    Exploder
    Haven't heard that one before! Was that deliberate, freudian slip or a typo? Either way I like it! Download Internet Exploder 6.0 today! :)

    Rain = Considering 7/10ths of the the earths surface is covered with water I'm sure someone could devise an alternative way to irrigate plants where they truely were needed. And even if they couldn't I'd gladly live on a genetially modified substitute if it meant no rain.

    Keyboards = unhygenic (unless you're the sole user), unnatural and innefficent way of transfering information (and yes I say this even as a proficent typist).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 491 ✭✭Silent Bob


    • Those people who decided to increase the toll on the M50 toll bridge for the third time in two years
    • Pre-installed Windows OS's
    • The RIAA
    • The MPAA
    • Stupid 'anti-terrorism' policies. E.g. "could you please take off your shoes sir" in airports.
    • Internet Explorer and LookOut Express
    • Those people in insurance companies who decide to rip me off (you know who you are)
    • Those people in the Bank of Ireland who refuse to give me a Laser card but keep on offering me credit cards (WTF?)
    • Microsoft's entire marketing/legal departments
    • The DMCA
    • Encryption on DVD's.
    • Encryption on music CD's
    • Microsoft Visual Studio 6 (This is the worst IDE I've ever used)
    • Those cops sitting at the entrance to my estate with speed guns


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    • Crazy car insurance prices
    • crazy prices of stuff in general in Rip Off Ireland (new meaning for ROI)
    • The cow that tells you your credit is getting low when you still have €4!
    • Assholes that become bigger assholes with a few drinks
    • The Stamp Duty on credit cards FFS
    • Bad drivers, and there are plenty!
    • North West Radio (pure rubbish local radio channel)
    • Racists/Bigots
    • Spam / Junk mail
    • Virii (i think that's the plural of virus) ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Oh radio dj's that speak over songs grrrrr.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭bug


    press #

    thankyou, you have removed a source of constant irritation in my life!:D :D
    Its the little things....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    At this stagw in time i'm really ****ed drunk, so i believe i would like to complaing. The pub i was in gave us a lock in so I can't comalain about that but forgive me I really want to know what amz looks like. I don;t want to get rid of her but now that i'm drunk i want to know what she looks like. I wnat to get rid of **** that like to start fights at good nights out and wreck them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Originally posted by DriftingRain
    I would like to get rid of ppl that chew with their mouths open.
    and the Dr. Pepper cola. I've not got a big list.
    Dr. Pepper is not a cola.

    id get rid of:

    Carwashes (they scared the sh1t out of me when i was small, still do a bit)

    Carnival Folk (filthy inbred pikeys)

    PPL that walk slower than me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    -Fat chicks
    -insurance
    -education
    -money....as in not havin to pay for anything..
    -prick-teases
    -PORNAPSTER
    -cops on power trips
    -anyone on a power trip really!!!!
    -alco pops...and these ikkle kids goin out gettin pissed thinkin their great cause they can "DRINK" like the big ppl...
    -skangers
    -ravers
    -NU-METAL


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    -Meath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 not a sausage


    bill gates
    dell
    people you dont know who tell stories about themselves when they are pissed
    (who the fudge cares)
    prissy birds that lead you on all night and then leave you alone after the club gagging for a ride so you have to go home and pull the todge off yourself, then give up half way through and fall asleep with lad in hand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Samara


    Bald men that refuse to accept it gracefully - why don't they realise that the one strand of hair combed sideways across the head looks so sad in a gust of wind?? :rolleyes:

    Women with umbrellas that try to poke your eyes out as you pass them by. Ditto for pushchairs to bash your legs with!

    Terrier dogs - anklebiters

    Spinach in a tin - YUK

    The teletubbies

    People who stick chewing gum under/on seats and desks especially on buses/trains!

    Men who think all Irishwomen are gold-diggers LOL ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭Mighty_Mouse


    I could live the rest of my life quite happiy if every scum-bag was took out in the morning and shot.

    Beat some granny up for no reason - bang!

    Steal a kids mobile phone at a bus stop - Bang!

    Beat someone up on the street for no reason - bang!

    The guys who mugged me in Galway 3 years ago - Bang!

    The people who broke into that couples hose, set them alight, and poured boiling water over them - Bang!

    The guys who leave people in fear everytime they walk down a street at night for the rest of their lives - BANG

    The guys who threw a bottle a a taxi yesterday and tried to beat him up when he stopped the car and pulled one of them of their bikes - Bang!

    People driving 1990 supped up 1.2 fiats with scooter blaring out of the windows. Bang! (maby just a flesh wound)

    Wear white nikes, baseball cap, and gold chain over jumper? - BANG, BANG, BANG!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Irish_Ranger_IR


    I would like to get rid of Counter Strike !!!

    May it burn in hell.................RIP................






    :ninja:


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