What would you get rid of?

TheWolf

What really, really annoys you? What would the World would be a better place without?

For my 2 cent, I would say

• AOL cd's (check http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/)
• Warm beer
• people who have mobiles phones but NEVER seem to have them ..
  
  a: with them.. or
  b: with them but switched off
• Trolls
• The wannabe "bhoy's" who think their hard that I have to put up with

These annoy the **** outta me. What about you? If you had the chance, what would you have removed, permenantly???

daveg

other people.

KdjaCL

People who leave spoons in sugar bowls.
That frikkin bugs me.

Oh and i make AOL cds in work so umm they feed my kids so leave em alone.


kdjac

Pimp Ninja

What would I get rid of..

• Traffic
• Bills
• The need for sleep
• 56k modems
• Work
• Crime
• Nagging
• Pain
• Firewalls

for starters...

DMT

I would eliminate these:

• Disease
• Evil people
• Razor Burn
• "Poo"
• The Club Orange commercials
• Club Orange (tastes like p*ss)
• Scangers
• D4 snobs
• The lack fo inter-galactic space filght.

The Gopher

I would personally give up

Working
Recieving Junk Mail,as for some od reason you get it,throw it on a table rather than in the bin and over a month you have a mountain of useless jumk mail hogging table space
Celibacy or monogamy

And things I would send to room 101
People who wheel prams 3 abreast down busy footpaths in Dublin at a painfully slow speed
****(mainly Dub4 crowd TBH)who dont even apologise when they hit your ankle with their kids pram
People who are all image-they pretend they are hard,they like people to think theyre so good looking could pull a woman out of a hat,but in reality they are weak as sh1t virgins.Ive alot more respect for proper hardmen than these losers who hang with those of a similiar ilk in order to back up their boasts to the 90% of us who know they are gay anyway.
On a related note people who,even though they are generally sound,take out their phone constantly to let everyone see them using it.And then scroll down the numbers in order to let you see how many people they know.The types who put things like POLICE and HOSPITAL in their list just to make it longer.Really pisses me off.
12 year old kids who wear Slipknot hoods to look mental.Or something.
Parents who let their kids of about 4 knock their car doors against yours in a car park and dont even apologise and tell the kidto be careful.You cant expect the kid to know better but the parent could at least gently tell them to be careful and manage to say sorry to you.As before,have noticed this more with the rich lot in their big people carriers than anybody else.
Hyporcritical racists.
Telemarketers.
Crap advertising.

And more things Ive already given up
Any hope that the Irish health service will treat you rapidly after 6 o clock.
Any hope that Bertie and Fianna Fail will be removed from power before my unborn first childs 30th birthday.
Any illusion that the government might actually spend money in underfunded sectors rather than on costly new planes,cars,holidays and a large phallus in O`Connell Street.


Ill admit though im one of those who leaves the phone on silent alot of the time.I just sometimes dont like being interrupted unless its important.

Pigman II

television
make-up
prejudice
political correctness
democracy
magnetic tape
concepts of nationality
newspapers
marraige
inflation
rain
religion
pretence
keyboards
fish

ballooba

Originally posted by KdjaC

Oh and i make AOL cds in work so umm they feed my kids so leave em alone.

Do you work in Sonopress?

bug

* Condoleeza Rice (dangerous be-atch)
*Donald Rumsfeldt (anti-christ)
*People who bring their kids shopping on saturdays in prams- this should be banned.
*the socialist workers party
*Fianna Fail
*People who don't want to work
*civil-servants removed and replaced by those who have intelligence/will to work
*The woman who tell's you your credit balance is 0.80 cents on your mobile phone.

DriftingRain

I would like to get rid of ppl that chew with their mouths open.
and the Dr. Pepper cola. I've not got a big list.

Awww.. Pigman you would rid of rain? We need a little to make things grow...

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by bug
*People who don't want to work

...?
The entire population?

And Pigman, why on earth would you get rid of Keyboards???

azezil

Francy Brady
Fuller

That is all.

Tellox

Kittencake.

Gordon

Ninjas.

Tellox

Gordon.

Gordon

Tizlox.


ooh look I destroyed Tizlox! Ph33r the power of my wrath. I will let Tellox live though... ph33r meh humility.

I like your sig image but I'd say woollymammoth could take out the black bits like he did with ours and the ninja one. Can the ninja icon of woollymammoth not be used instead of the current one? It looks better for us not on default skin.

Tellox

You've won the battle, but the ninja's shall win the war!

cartman

azezil.
that is all

GuanYin

My hated list at the moment is:

Tabloid Journalism (including Sky News)

Moody People.

Tusky

germany

BArra

radox/jarheadz

Funky

work
sleep
outside
food
water
air

Sangre

Ummm food and sleep roxorz my boxorz!

If only you could choose exactly how much sleep you wanted/needed.


LoL at radox comment

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by bug
The woman who tell's you your credit balance is 0.80 cents on your mobile phone.

Press #

woolymammoth

nice one DBC. And Funky, why oh why would anybody want to get rid of food?? if you don't like it send it over to my house.

as for pet hates...

people who don't know how to put a mobile on silent or discreet.
people with really loud ring tones.
people with really annoying ring tones.
people with really loud annoying ring tones.
people who can't drive properally.
politicians.
politicians who get the job as Minister for Health when they clearly know nothing about the health system.
people who think and try to act as better than everyone else. when they're not.
pre-1GHz computers. with 40MB RAM.
Drug companies.
smelly cheese.
cheesy socks.
underpants.
Easy CD creator.
copy protection.
sh!t workmanship.
racists.
pissy irish weather.
TV. i swear they're secretly trying to make us stop watching it with all the sh!t they put on.
the outragous cost of living in this backwakd little country.

i'll add more if i think of 'em.

Manach

Pointless regret.

Dalamar

American politicans and their damn attitudes.
Easy cd creator, it sucks, you can't deny it.
stupid ringtones.
stupid people.
sh-t heads who like to pick fights.
Spyware.
56k modems.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Germany.
Germans.
Cricket.
Pro-Life Activists.

DeadBankClerk

No change on the bus.
Nitelinks costing €4.
Nitelinks only running at 12:30 and 02:00 midweek.
The 46a going to the northside.
PC manufacturers shipping with windows pre-installed.

seamus

Hangovers
Money
Death
Petty Jealousy
Sex games (if you like them then go up and talk to them ffs, don't 'play hard to get')
Criminals

Sangre

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
.
The 46a going to the northside.

This happened to me the last time i was on it?

Since when does it do that?
Thats our bus, first you steal our money, now our buses!

Duffman

In no particular order:

- Onions
- The Bush Administration
- Fianna Fáil
- Michael McDowell
- Dance Music
- Onion-related foodstuffs
- Optimists on the start line.. (a type of dinghy)
- People who have mobile conversations in cinemas..
- People who *never* have credit when you need them to..
- The narrow-minded southsider in me says any bus that isn't the 46A.... (I get other buses all the time )
- Drivers who speed
- That Irish Times journalist woman whose name I can't remember...
- People who think Linux runs on windows..

superconor

Scooter - I HATE THAT WANKER!
Half the people in our school - the dicks that go around saying they hate protestants because they are, who beat you up for looking at them, who slag you for preferring iron maiden over DJ Sammy..
Racism - but not racist jokes
paedophiles
organized religion
not gettin enough sleep
homework
having to go to a boring ass school, full of knobs and teachers who are dicks, and listen to them blether about stuf you dont GIVE A FLYING SHAG ABOUT!
not being good at music (para mí)
being sad
vomit - if i see anyone vomiting, i normally hurl myself...
the tweenies
people who sit text messageing ALL ****IN DAY!
the way life is annoying as frig
my shower room - its trying to kill me...
Spiders
having to take a raging ****e at the WRONG time....
....and when you do, the toilet paper is hard and crisp and makes you bleed out of your ass..

Funky

its not like i dont actually enjoy food , just that you spend alot of time eating , time which could more productively be spent drooling on irc

Stephen

Skangers
Boy racers
Organised religion
Fianna Fail (Especially Bertie and Charlie McCreevy)
George W Bush
The board members of all motor insurance companies operating in this country... pr1cks.
The scumbag w4nkers that give me abuse in work for no good reason

Pugsley

Scooter - I HATE THAT WANKER!

Theres something like 3 people in scooter, it takes a whole person to do the 'singing' :rolleyes:


Dance Music
George Bush
Exams (theres bound to be a better way)
Townies
Nova's with 17spoilers, 89 headlights and dark tinted windows (you know the kind)

Mutz

People who say "Wha?" or "Riy" after you have explained something extremely technical to them. *SCHMACK*

Snobs(Haughty Muppets), Scangers (classified as people who have no respect for others or themselves)

Need

phreak

• the ninja muppets

that is all

Silverfish

Spiders

The Marketing department.

Eggs.

People who think Alanis Morrisette is great.

People who think Avril Lavigne is great.

The people who made it illegal to put a bullet in the tyres of the guy who swerves in in front of you in traffic without indicating.

the ninja muppets

....and finally dave.c's unhealthy and bitter attitude. :ninja:

Amz

*People who claim to be expert on everything and really know nothing about anything
*stupid people bug the pants off me (i know ill regret using that phrase)
*Muppets
*The gob****es who used to hang out at the central bank but now that they don't anymore think that it's ok for them to try and infiltrate normal society! Pfft! yea bloody right!
*Ignorant people
*Skangers
*Scobys
*Snobs
*Dance Music
*Boy racers/Modified Car enthusiasts, Why buy a BMW and spend all that money making it look ****e!!!! You could spend the money on a good looking woman to sit in it with you if it's really your aim to attract wimin with yer "mean machine"
*Crappy sound at gigs
*Exams
*Blood pressure cuffs
*People who make you feel guilty when all you need is someone to listen
*Expensive drink
*Muppet uimhir 1 on the phantom fm message board Ugh!


I've been here too long ill go....

Mmmm.... Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......

Amz

Originally posted by Silverfish
The people who made it illegal to put a bullet in the tyres of the guy who swerves in in front of you in traffic without indicating

Ah Silverfish he's probably just trying to save on his ESB bill

Energy efficiency is all the rage these days I hear...

Silverfish

*Muppet uimhir 1 on the phantom fm message board Ugh!

That wouldn't be me, would it? I bet it is.


I personally think my drunken rambling posts are legendary at this stage............:p

Amz

Of course it's not you!!!

You're probably one of the few reasons i ever go back there hehe!

you keep me entertained!!

Love you lots like jelly tots Silverfish!!


Mmmmmm..... Jelly tots!

I think we should start a drunken rambling thread of some kind and call it messageboard drinks or something....

hmmmm..... anyway where was I? oh yeah.... Jelly tots

Oh I dont like Jelly babies I'd get rid of them too they fool ya into thinking they're gonna be nice... and then they're not...

TheWolf

That f***er of a paperclip in Word. 'Nuf said

Corega

- Eircom
- Hotmail
- Tomatoes
- Spam
- Goths
- French people
- German people
- The half moon/total eclipse Jaffa cake add's
- Azezil
- Cork city

Dr. Dre

* dead-end threads
* spiders
* the general public

azezil

Originally posted by Corega
- Eircom
- Hotmail
- Tomatoes
- Spam
- Goths
- French people
- German people
- The half moon/total eclipse Jaffa cake add's
- Azezil
- Cork city

ming0r's

oneweb

lol @ Az.

Javacity @ college - we're students, not bloody loaded! Yet.
PPL who go on and on and on about how much they hate their job - FFS, look around for a better one or shut up! :yawn:
Young slappers - You dress that way but you don't know why you get those filthy looks/comments from perverts? :eek:
The current Govt - lies, damn lies, incompetence and looking after number one. :mad:
'Webmasters' who design for Exploder - disregarding all standards compliancy. :mad:
Internet Explorer and Outlook Express - why do ppl still use these bug-ridden, security issue-laden heaps of blah? :rolleyes:
Grossly modded cars - With deafening exhausts. Until I get a car of my own I will have none of it! :cool:
It took years to get the roads straightened and flattened. Let's undo all that and put speed bumps on them! :rolleyes:
and,
PPL who just don't smile or laugh once in a while (Dammit, we'll all be dead one day, why not make the most of life while you can!)

Pigman II

Originally posted by oneweb
Exploder

Haven't heard that one before! Was that deliberate, freudian slip or a typo? Either way I like it! Download Internet Exploder 6.0 today!

Rain = Considering 7/10ths of the the earths surface is covered with water I'm sure someone could devise an alternative way to irrigate plants where they truely were needed. And even if they couldn't I'd gladly live on a genetially modified substitute if it meant no rain.

Keyboards = unhygenic (unless you're the sole user), unnatural and innefficent way of transfering information (and yes I say this even as a proficent typist).

Silent Bob

• Those people who decided to increase the toll on the M50 toll bridge for the third time in two years
• Pre-installed Windows OS's
• The RIAA
• The MPAA
• Stupid 'anti-terrorism' policies. E.g. "could you please take off your shoes sir" in airports.
• Internet Explorer and LookOut Express
• Those people in insurance companies who decide to rip me off (you know who you are)
• Those people in the Bank of Ireland who refuse to give me a Laser card but keep on offering me credit cards (WTF?)
• Microsoft's entire marketing/legal departments
• The DMCA
• Encryption on DVD's.
• Encryption on music CD's
• Microsoft Visual Studio 6 (This is the worst IDE I've ever used)
  
• Those cops sitting at the entrance to my estate with speed guns

byte

• Crazy car insurance prices
• crazy prices of stuff in general in Rip Off Ireland (new meaning for ROI)
• The cow that tells you your credit is getting low when you still have €4!
• Assholes that become bigger assholes with a few drinks
• The Stamp Duty on credit cards FFS
• Bad drivers, and there are plenty!
• North West Radio (pure rubbish local radio channel)
• Racists/Bigots
• Spam / Junk mail
• Virii (i think that's the plural of virus)