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dodderangler wrote: »Wouldn't bother saying anything bout it mate. They'll all be blaming foxes or mink for killing pheasants but its alright to take as many as you want though.
Not when the club rared 400 birds outta pocket
have to respect it if we want our sport to thrive 
it's a balls but sher it's for our own good 0 -
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pheasntstalker wrote: »Hi folks its bein awhile, hope you all had a good and safe season so far I had an eventfull. Opening morning on the phezzies getting waist deep in a manure heap ,but thats for an other day lol!!
I want to hear more about this!!
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It was worth it Well lads/lassies yes jr its the real me' an as reqested ep I'll tell ye the story of opening morning
well the usual opening morning rituals commenced as I'm sure everyone does headed off to 1st couple spots nothing but hens moved on to nxt spots things looking up jess picks up scent bingo we on she put up 1st cock I missed with 2barrels:o
Father in law misses damn but she still on him we criss crossing ditchs an fields he drops into what we know as the manure heaps(now why is that?) The hunt is on there is furzes brambles we have him cornered so heres the scene dog is flat out rattling bushs the cock is trying for dear life to find a way outa there father in law is waiting one side the dog is flat out its pandamonium it the heat of the moment I start running for the grassy hill half way up!!! Sh!!te some grabbed me ankles I'm now waistdeep in sh!!!te dog is still rattling the furzes ,pheasant trying to get out the father in law is now on his hands an knee s crying with the laughing and I'm waving me arms about shouting help!!! It was like a benny hill sketch all that was missing was the music!!! (Da da dit dita) on the damn pheasant got out only to be shot by a fu#cker who has no dog trapsing around just followin us:(:mad: luckly the we got three later on0 -
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there is a place near us the farmer dumps barley in a pond for some reason doesn't shoot it ,,but its 25 feet deep in parts and is pure sh,ite the uncle fell in last season and was bubbed sir sh,it snorkeler ever since it used to be **** leg because a few years ago just his leg slipped in and he had a welly full of sh,it ,,, another lad was gone only one of the lads grabbed his collar its too thick to swim in someone is going to go in someday and not come out funny all the samepheasntstalker wrote: »It was worth it Well lads/lassies yes jr its the real me' an as reqested ep I'll tell ye the story of opening morning well the usual opening morning rituals commenced as I'm sure everyone does headed off to 1st couple spots nothing but hens moved on to nxt spots things looking up jess picks up scent bingo we on she put up 1st cock I missed with 2barrels:o
Father in law misses damn but she still on him we criss crossing ditchs an fields he drops into what we know as the manure heaps(now why is that?) The hunt is on there is furzes brambles we have him cornered so heres the scene dog is flat out rattling bushs the cock is trying for dear life to find a way outa there father in law is waiting one side the dog is flat out its pandamonium it the heat of the moment I start running for the grassy hill half way up!!! Sh!!te some grabbed me ankles I'm now waistdeep in sh!!!te dog is still rattling the furzes ,pheasant trying to get out the father in law is now on his hands an knee s crying with the laughing and I'm waving me arms about shouting help!!! It was like a benny hill sketch all that was missing was the music!!! (Da da dit dita) on the damn pheasant got out only to be shot by a fu#cker who has no dog trapsing around just followin us:(:mad: luckly the we got three later on0 -
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pheasntstalker wrote: »It was worth it Well lads/lassies yes jr its the real me' an as reqested ep I'll tell ye the story of opening morning well the usual opening morning rituals commenced as I'm sure everyone does headed off to 1st couple spots nothing but hens moved on to nxt spots things looking up jess picks up scent bingo we on she put up 1st cock I missed with 2barrels:o
Father in law misses damn but she still on him we criss crossing ditchs an fields he drops into what we know as the manure heaps(now why is that?) The hunt is on there is furzes brambles we have him cornered so heres the scene dog is flat out rattling bushs the cock is trying for dear life to find a way outa there father in law is waiting one side the dog is flat out its pandamonium it the heat of the moment I start running for the grassy hill half way up!!! Sh!!te some grabbed me ankles I'm now waistdeep in sh!!!te dog is still rattling the furzes ,pheasant trying to get out the father in law is now on his hands an knee s crying with the laughing and I'm waving me arms about shouting help!!! It was like a benny hill sketch all that was missing was the music!!! (Da da dit dita) on the damn pheasant got out only to be shot by a fu#cker who has no dog trapsing around just followin us:(:mad: luckly the we got three later on
Brilliant story. That's one that you will get to talk about for years.
And you wont have a choice because the father in law will tell everyone.0
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