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are you a Tough Guy?

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  • #32
    Burky126
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    Sometimes I just like to crack my knuckles.


    For the craic like.


  • #33
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    I tell women their arses are fat in skirts, when they are of course.


  • #34
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    timthumbni wrote: »
    I once went on holiday to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply referred to as the Islands.

    :D:):D:D


  • #35
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    I broke my two legs...I cycled to the hospital


  • #36
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.


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  • #37
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Skill Magill




  • #38
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    I use a cheese grater when having a ****


  • #39
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    Doom wrote: »
    I broke my two legs...I cycled to the hospital

    I broke both arms and both legs. I swam over to France for a work meeting before swimming home and doing a triathlon. I'll go to hospital in March if needed.


  • #40
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I did the back stroke up The Niagara falls.


  • #41
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I'm so tough that I haven't seen a doctor over these persisting symptoms.
    I'm so tough, I typed this with just one finger.
    I'm so tough that I've cut back to one night-light.
    I'm so tough that I don't cry when I stub my toe.
    I'm so tough I played Russian roulette with a loaded Glock and won.
    I'm so tough that I can drink water neat.


    there's a million of them out there!


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  • #42
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Cody Pomeray wrote: »
    Last time I damaged my hand pretty bad (around the nail), not only did the doctor put a needle in my hand, it was a HOT needle and it went *into my nail*!

    Seriously. Tough Guy. For a trypanophobe.

    Also stitches usually go in with needles.

    Ah yes the hot needle through the nail, I get dizzy even thinking about it. It's called lancing and is done to relieve the pressure the bleeding under the nail causes. Incredibly painful as I'm sure you know.


  • #43
    EazyD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭EazyD


    Dry shaving the chin, back and sack


  • #44
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Banjo String wrote: »
    I did the back stroke up The Niagara falls.

    You're not so tough. If you were then you'd know it's called Niagara Falls....not the Niagara Falls.:P


  • #45
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I'm not afraid of butterflies any more.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Once I got the key of a Spanish petrol station customer loo, and when I unlocked the door there was a rat sitting on the rim of the hole-in-the-floor-type toilet.

    I'm so hard that I didn't scream.


    I did pee a bit though.:(


  • #47
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    When Martin O Neill heard I was in line to be his No.2, he shít himself and went with Roy Keane instead.


  • #48
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    Maybe, maybe not. Not the type to go on about it.


  • #49
    kirb42
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭kirb42


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I'm just sitting here with a glass of poitin while stoking the red hot embers of the fire with my cock...

    Behind You All the Way....


  • #50
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I smell minty :)


  • #51
    deadybai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭deadybai


    I'm so tough, I spray lynx on my cock


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  • #52
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Cody Pomeray wrote: »
    This morning I put my hand into the laundry basket, Saturday laundry time, and fished out a fistful of broken glass. I didn't know there was glass in there,so I had grabbed it real hard.

    Crystals of a shattered wine glass were crushed into to my palm, great shards hung there with gathering globs of blood.

    My hand is cut pretty bad but I don't need a doctor*. I just picked most of the the glass out of my hand, bandaged it up with a rag, and did the laundry.

    Tough Guy here.

    How about you? Tell AH why you're a Tough Guy


    *terrified of needles
    MAN, say man not guy ;) Guy sounds too much like gay. If you think that's though try driving a pitch fork through your big toe, pull it out again and forget the bandage and doctor like I did at 7 years old;)


  • #53
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    MAN, say man not guy ;) Guy sounds too much like gay.
    I am also gay.

    Tough Gay here.


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    MAN, say man not guy ;) Guy sounds too much like gay. If you think that's though try driving a pitch fork through your big toe, pull it out again and forget the bandage and doctor like I did at 7 years old;)


    Gay guys can be tough too you know, toughest guy I know is gay.


  • #55
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I'm so tough that I asked for a Whopper in KFC and I got one.


  • #56
    somuj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭somuj


    deadybai wrote: »
    I'm so tough, I spray lynx on my cock

    Tried that under my foreskin once. So much pain.


  • #57
    Is CUMA liom.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 ✭Is CUMA liom.


    I use WD40 as my lynx and drive without brakes


  • #58
    mossy95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭mossy95


    I only cry a little bit when I brake my mother f*ckin nail!


  • #59
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I put Viagra in my eye's...............Just to look hard :mad:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #60
    FurQyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭FurQyou


    Candie wrote: »
    Gay guys can be tough too you know, toughest guy I know is gay.

    Maybe their arses are tough..


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  • #61
    Tribb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 27 ✭Tribb


    Yea I'm a tough guy, when I make eye contact with men I say what are you looking at. Unless they respond in a submissive manner I square up to them. Im tough .


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