are you a Tough Guy?

Cody Pomeray · 02-11-2013 03:06PM #1

This morning I put my hand into the laundry basket, Saturday laundry time, and fished out a fistful of broken glass. I didn't know there was glass in there,so I had grabbed it real hard.

Crystals of a shattered wine glass were crushed into to my palm, great shards hung there with gathering globs of blood.

My hand is cut pretty bad but I don't need a doctor*. I just picked most of the the glass out of my hand, bandaged it up with a rag, and did the laundry.

Tough Guy here.

How about you? Tell AH why you're a Tough Guy

*terrified of needles

mfceiling · 02-11-2013 03:08PM

I'm just sitting here with a glass of poitin while stoking the red hot embers of the fire with my cock...

RoyalMarine · 02-11-2013 03:08PM

I wash my self with a rag on a stick

caustic 1 · 02-11-2013 03:10PM

I'm just sitting here with a glass of poitin while stoking the red hot embers of the fire with my cock...

That image just made my day .. laughing at thought.

.Henry Sellers. · 02-11-2013 03:10PM

I'm so tough I pretend no one is here when there's a knock at the door.

Antisocialiser · 02-11-2013 03:11PM

I'm tough cause i don't play by anyone's rules, not even my own.

The One Who Knocks · 02-11-2013 03:12PM

Not really, but sometimes I like to dress up with a pork pie hat and knock on peoples doors and stuff.

WoollyRedHat · 02-11-2013 03:12PM

I once killed a bear with my bare hands. The bear begged for mercy, but I showed none.

The Pheasant2 · 02-11-2013 03:12PM

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

I'm so tough I pretend no one is here when there's a knock at the door.

And don't forget: YOU MADE THE BBC!

The One Who Knocks · 02-11-2013 03:13PM

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

I'm so tough I pretend no one is here when there's a knock at the door.

Oh, that explains it then... I thought I could hear someone shuffling around but presumed it was just my imagination.

uch · 02-11-2013 03:13PM

I put witch Hazel on my Hemorrhoids

endacl · 02-11-2013 03:14PM

Yeah. I lift, bro.

Sunnyisland · 02-11-2013 03:14PM

I am so tough I have a grisly bear carpet in my room, the bear Isent dead it's to afraid to move....

Shamelessly stolen from chuck Norris jokes.

The One Who Knocks · 02-11-2013 03:16PM

uch wrote: »

I put witch Hazel on my Hemorrhoids

I don’t believe you, continue.

timthumbni · 02-11-2013 03:16PM

I once went on holiday to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply referred to as the Islands.

beardedmaster · 02-11-2013 03:18PM

After cutting your hand fairly badly, as you say yourself, not going to a Doctor because you're afraid of needles is a bit... confusing to me.
It's a cut hand... you'll get some stitches or steri-strips put on, with some antiseptic dabbed on. No needles!

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-11-2013 03:18PM

I'm as tough as cotton wool

timthumbni · 02-11-2013 03:18PM

I went to the same school as Chuck Norris and Bruce lee. After slapping them around I used to steal their dinner money every day.

stoneill · 02-11-2013 03:20PM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

This morning I put my hand into the laundry basket, Saturday laundry time,

Saturday laundry time
Saturday laundry time
Saturday laundry time
Saturday laundry time
Saturday laundry time
Saturday laundry time

Tough guy is it?

jimmii · 02-11-2013 03:21PM

I'm not terrified of needles. Tough guy.

timthumbni · 02-11-2013 03:24PM

I was once up in court on an attempted murder charge. The judge walked in and on seeing me immediately dismissed the case and I walked free.

His words to the assembled press was that everyone knows that timthumbni would never "attempt" murder.

I'm so tough like. :-)

timthumbni · 02-11-2013 03:27PM

Can we not just change the thread title to best Chuck Norris jokes. It would make it easier for the lot of us and otherwise it may indeed offend Chuck Norris.

Rayne Wooney · 02-11-2013 03:27PM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

This morning I put my hand into the laundry basket, Saturday laundry time, and fished out a fistful of broken glass. I didn't know there was glass in there,so I had grabbed it real hard.

Crystals of a shattered wine glass were crushed into to my palm, great shards hung there with gathering globs of blood.

My hand is cut pretty bad but I don't need a doctor*. I just picked most of the the glass out of my hand, bandaged it up with a rag, and did the laundry.

Tough Guy here.

How about you? Tell AH why you're a Tough Guy

*terrified of needles

If you were a tough guy you'd fill your sink with salt and some water and put your hand in until the wounds heal

Sir Osis of Liver. · 02-11-2013 03:29PM

Im so fcukin tough my wife irons my shirt while im wearing it.
Tough.

Maximus Alexander · 02-11-2013 03:32PM

I'm so tough that I will do a shot of tequila without licking salt off my hand first, and drink milk on the use-by date.

Kilgore__Trout · 02-11-2013 03:36PM

I'm so tough I can crack a walnut between my ass cheeks.

timthumbni · 02-11-2013 03:54PM

I'm so tough that I eat after eights at half past seven.

Cody Pomeray · 02-11-2013 03:57PM

beardedmaster wrote: »

After cutting your hand fairly badly, as you say yourself, not going to a Doctor because you're afraid of needles is a bit... confusing to me.
It's a cut hand... you'll get some stitches or steri-strips put on, with some antiseptic dabbed on. No needles!

Last time I damaged my hand pretty bad (around the nail), not only did the doctor put a needle in my hand, it was a HOT needle and it went *into my nail*!

Seriously. Tough Guy. For a trypanophobe.

Also stitches usually go in with needles.

Banjo String · 02-11-2013 03:57PM

mfceiling wrote: »

I'm just sitting here with a glass of poitin while stoking the red hot embers of the fire with my cock...

Mmmmm.. :mad:

MRnotlob606 · 02-11-2013 03:58PM

im so tough linda martin is scared of me. and hes tough.

Starscream25 · 02-11-2013 03:59PM

I once put my fingers up a chickens ass to loosen a stuck egg.

are you a Tough Guy?

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