males and sex toys, have you ever used one?

Shpongler · 26-10-2013 12:53AM

Why should women have all the fun?

I got myself a fleshlight last year and it's great company when times are tough

seriously.. get one

dorkacle · 26-10-2013 12:54AM

I did try a vibrating cock ring before with an ex, done nothing for me, didn't add much for her, it made a weird noise, ended up the two of use laughing about the change the noise made as we 'rocked the casbah' so to speak.

Never used one again.

TheHighest92 · 26-10-2013 12:55AM

Shpongler wrote: »

Why should women have all the fun?

I got myself a fleshlight last year and it's great company when times are tough

seriously.. get one

how do you use yours, do you execute a normal sitting down stance or do you stand up and place it on a table?

tim3000 · 26-10-2013 01:39AM

bopper wrote: »

Not doing it because of a personal preference is fair enough, but that's a different reason than what your original post indicated, that's all I was saying.

You originally said you wouldn't do it because that hole should only be used for "exporting" but if that was someone's reason they'd surely refuse to "import" into another person's hole too.

Well I said "I would never use anything" which is a statement of personal preference.

"But if that was someone's reason they'd surely refuse to "import" into another person's hole too" This is a very different situation, its obliging someone else's personal preference while keeping myself free of discomfort.

Have you ever used anything down there?

D1stant · 26-10-2013 01:51AM

Male dildos me hole. enough of your fancy-pancy-nancy nonsense

Organic courgettes are the way forward

kowloon · 26-10-2013 02:04AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

how do you use yours, do you execute a normal sitting down stance or do you stand up and place it on a table?

Is it Creme Egg season already? :pac:

Pug160 · 26-10-2013 02:11AM

I think the Japanese have even invented '**** machines'. It sounds bonkers but if women can do it then why judge men?

tuxy · 26-10-2013 02:32AM

Pug160 wrote: »

I think the Japanese have even invented '**** machines'. It sounds bonkers but if women can do it then why judge men?

The Chinese are now the world leaders in Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

TheHighest92 · 26-10-2013 02:53AM

I was thinking about that sort of contraption the other day, I wish someone would release a machine hand that penetrates your penis, you could control how fast they go with a remote control

tim3000 · 26-10-2013 02:56AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I was thinking about that sort of contraption the other day, I wish someone would release a machine hand that penetrates your penis, you could control how fast they go with a remote control

Seriously? As in something that goes down into the urethra?

campo · 26-10-2013 02:57AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I was thinking about that sort of contraption the other day, I wish someone would release a machine hand that penetrates your penis, you could control how fast they go with a remote control

Or you could just get an actual woman

TheHighest92 · 26-10-2013 02:58AM

tim3000 wrote: »

Seriously? As in something that goes down into the urethra?

penetrate was the wrong word to use. no just a machine hand that grasps your penis like one of them claws that lift up teddy bears in vending machine contraptions

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-10-2013 02:59AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

no just a machine hand that grasps your penis like one of them claws that lift up teddy bears in vending machine contraptions

How old are you?

TheHighest92 · 26-10-2013 03:01AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

How old are you?

21 years of age, how old are you?

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-10-2013 03:02AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

21 years of age, how old are you?

22.

TheHighest92 · 26-10-2013 03:08AM

campo wrote: »

Or you could just get an actual woman

if it was as simple as just buying one in a shop, yes

canadianwoman · 26-10-2013 03:54AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

if it was as simple as just buying one in a shop, yes

Offer the saleslady a bribe.

[-0-] · 26-10-2013 03:55AM

Is my hand a toy?

canadianwoman · 26-10-2013 03:56AM

[-0-] wrote: »

Is my hand a toy?

Is it a fake hand?

Tom_Cruise · 26-10-2013 04:10AM

I am so ugly that i think the only sex i will get is with a blow up doll, if im lucky.

[-0-] · 26-10-2013 04:21AM

canadianwoman wrote: »

Is it a fake hand?

I hope not!

26-10-2013 05:00AM

tim3000 wrote: »

anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

How very Alan Partridge!:)

canadianwoman · 26-10-2013 05:02AM

[-0-] wrote: »

I hope not!

Then it's not a toy.

stoneill · 26-10-2013 09:02AM

Fleshlight? Fancy feckin Fleshlights is it?
Whats wrong with a jam jar, some sliced liver and an elastic band?
That's whats wrong with the youth of this country

Pug160 · 26-10-2013 10:18AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I was thinking about that sort of contraption the other day, I wish someone would release a machine hand that penetrates your penis, you could control how fast they go with a remote control

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/****_aid02.jpg

strobe · 26-10-2013 10:41AM

I think the realistic disembodied vagina things are weird as ****. I'dfeel like I was some kind of nutcase serial killer having sex with a chunk of dismembered corpse I think.(although maybe that says more about me than anything)

I think the realistic flesh coloured vein covered penis looking dildo/vibrators are weird as **** too and equally as gross and creepy.

However, none of my business what someone gets up to with their own genitals. Whatever floats your boat.

Pumpkinseeds · 26-10-2013 03:48PM

Oh dear God I feel old, I just had to Google Fleshlight:eek:, I'd no idea what it was, never heard of it before

Cody Pomeray · 26-10-2013 03:57PM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

penetrate was the wrong word to use. no just a machine hand that grasps your penis like one of them claws that lift up teddy bears in vending machine contraptions

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

How old are you?

TheHighest92 wrote: »

21 years of age, how old are you?

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

22.

and then it all went to PM.....

Moomat · 26-10-2013 04:09PM

They're great yokes them fleshlights.. The big disadvantage is having to clean the feckers afterwards! No more quick wipe and off to sleep. Sure they're only entry level toys for men anyway, a prosate massager is the real deal! :P

shruikan2553 · 26-10-2013 04:38PM

The best I saw was for 800 euro you can buy a torso to have your way with. Looks like arms and legs were cut off, cant remember if it had a head. Was very weird.

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