males and sex toys, have you ever used one?

TheHighest92

I purchased one recently as I was curious to see what it was like, a 'pocket pussy' that are moulded from well known pornstars. I would post a photo of it but it may not be allowed.
I text messaged a friend (who used to be seriously into porno, etc until he met his girlfriend) to tell him I gave it a right badgering and it felt very pleasurable, he said I was seedy and that he prefers his girlfriends vagina.

However, the problem is that it's very loud.

Is it right that men are viewed as perverts for enjoying some alone time with a sex toy whilst women are shoving pocket rockets up themselves and they can even talk about it without it being viewed as strange?

Also, have you ever used one?

Not on myself.

OriginV

Stop your nonsense.

BillyMitchel

Are you some perv asking if I've ever invested in a big black dildo to stick up my bum?

Ihatecuddles-old

A friend of mine brought one of them to the Rory Gallagher festival in Ballyshannon, and kept asking people if they wanted to play with it

An ex of mine liked the sneaky finger so used a butt plug when he masturbated!

tim3000

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

bigron2109

"A right Badgering" Hahah This Made me laugh.

Too Tough To Die

I'd like to try a fleshlight but can't really justify forking out for it, being in a relationship and all.

Too Tough To Die

tim3000 wrote: »

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

You gonna say that to the doctor when it comes time for a prostate exam?

Ihatecuddles-old

tim3000 wrote: »

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

Uriel.

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I purchased one recently as I was curious to see what it was like, a 'pocket pussy' that are moulded from well known pornstars. I would post a photo of it but it may not be allowed.
I text messaged a friend (who used to be seriously into porno, etc until he met his girlfriend) to tell him I gave it a right badgering and it felt very pleasurable, he said I was seedy and that he prefers his girlfriends vagina.

However, the problem is that it's very loud.

Is it right that men are viewed as perverts for enjoying some alone time with a sex toy whilst women are shoving pocket rockets up themselves and they can even talk about it without it being viewed as strange?

Also, have you ever used one?

Does your "pole" :P question refer to sex toys generally? or just the weird loser type one you describe in the OP? :P

RidleyRider

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

A friend of mine brought one of them to the Rory Gallagher festival in Ballyshannon, and kept asking people if they wanted to play with it

An ex of mine liked the sneaky finger so used a butt plug when he masturbated!

You have an awful lot of stories about exs:P

TheHighest92

Uriel. wrote: »

Does your "pole" :P question refer to sex toys generally? or just the weird loser type one you describe in the OP? :P

male sex toys in general.

Ihatecuddles-old

RidleyRider wrote: »

You have an awful lot of stories about exs:P

I dont even have that many

Sometimes I say ex instead 'some bloke I shagged'....just sounds better!

CrazyRabbit

Pfft...it'll never be as good as a well stocked sex slave dungeon basement.

Cycling Dumbasses

http://pandawhale.com/post/13867/safely-remove-usb-aint-nobody-got-time-for-that

tim3000

Too Tough To Die wrote: »

You gonna say that to the doctor when it comes time for a prostate exam?

Thats a day I look forward to with dread tbh but its necessary and possibly life saving.

Mint Aero

Fleshlights look cool
I want
And I want a party in my house where all my boyos come round
and we view fleshlights and things and get very rowdy etc


Woop

syklops

Woman uses sex toy = woman is sexually liberated.
Man uses sex toy = man is sad and a pervert
Woman enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Woman is a woman
Man enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Man is a pervert
15 year old boy sleeps with 17 year old girl = Boys will be boys
17 year old boy sleeps with 15 year old girl = Boy charged with statutory rape


Welcome to the world we live in.

BillyMitchel

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

Sounds like a lot of shît to me.

pharmaton

syklops wrote: »

Woman uses sex toy = woman is sexually liberated.
Man uses sex toy = man is sad and a pervert
Woman enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Woman is a woman
Man enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Man is a pervert


Welcome to the world we live in.

women raises child alone-nasty vile welfare scumbag
man raises child alone-hero to all mankind
woman has casual sex while not in relationship-dirty slutbag
man has casual sex while not in relationship-studly man god

I like this game

bopper

tim3000 wrote: »

Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

So you've never had anal sex with a girl?

BabyGorilla

No.

Imho t'is venturing into the territory of 3 hole dolls and chair sniffing.
Such things are to be associated with the panty thief, the window licker and the installing of hidden cameras in toilets.

syklops

pharmaton wrote: »

women raises child alone-nasty vile welfare scumbag
man raises child alone-hero to all mankind

Man raises child alone = Flippin miracle. Men get custody so rarely, it should be treated like a yeti sighting.

woman has casual sex while not in relationship-dirty slutbag

That opinion is very often expressed by other women. Theres not too many men around who have issue with women wanting sex(unless they have just been rejected). There was even a TV series showing women who like to have sex. It was in a city. I can't remember which one.

man has casual sex while not in relationship = Studly man god

No, equals man.

nbar12

I used a cock ring with my ex and that was it, just for experiment. any straight lad who purchases a fake vagina or dildo etc needs to get their head checked.

Frosty McSnowballs

Get on your knees
Lift up mattress
Place penis on bed base
Lower mattress
Fcuk the **** out of the bed.

Sorted

Kylo Ren

I accidentally got one thinking I was buying a flash light. I couldn't see in the dark, but I had a great time none the less.

skafish

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

It depends on whether we are talking about volume or value:D

bopper

nbar12 wrote: »

I used a cock ring with my ex and that was it, just for experiment. any straight lad who purchases a fake vagina or dildo etc needs to get their head checked.

But it would be normal for a gay lad to purchase a fake vagina??

ALiasEX

Anyone that doesn't have one is missing out. Better than a hand and can be better/more stimulating/intense than a vagina. but still can't beat sex with a woman as a whole/hole.

Or so I read.

tim3000

bopper wrote: »

So you've never had anal sex with a girl?

Thats different. Thats me putting something where she wants it, not her putting some toy into me where I don't want it, if you get me

pharmaton

syklops wrote: »

Man raises child alone = Flippin miracle. Men get custody so rarely, it should be treated like a yeti sighting.



That opinion is very often expressed by other women. Theres not too many men around who have issue with women wanting sex(unless they have just been rejected). There was even a TV series showing women who like to have sex. It was in a city. I can't remember which one.

man has casual sex while not in relationship = Studly man god

No, equals man.

well if we're going to go into explanations..
Woman using sex toy is "liberating" as women were never thought of as being capable of enjoying sex, delivering a system which enabled them to was considered a good deal all round. (and doesn't have to be a solitary thing) It appears it's other men who consider men less manly for using sex toys, as a poor substitute for the real thing.

As for women and children, maybe it's due to the high concentration of media exposure wrt child abuse and pedophilia rings over the years, the majority of which perpetrators have been of the male persuasion. whereas women have always been aligned with the nurturing child bearing fruits that come with motherhood.

I didn't make the rules btw, just sayin.

ALiasEX

With a certain texture and a slight mod to the case you can even replicate a blowjob very well.

Or so I read.

TheHighest92

I am just after using it again, my hands are still shaking

BabyGorilla

Whatever happened to mass on a Sunday, meat and potatoes for dinner, radio 4 and a quiet secretive **** with a sense of Catholic guilt and shame after.

All this liberal technological multicultural internet twitter and bumsex on demand stuff has driven the young men to madness and fake vaginae.

Bring back the 80's and hiding under the sheets with a page 3 as god looked down on you with disappointment.

bigron2109

Had to actually Google what a "Fleshlight" was.. God no.

Not my cup of tea. Give me the real thing any day.

ALiasEX

bigron2109 wrote: »

Had to actually Google what a "Fleshlight" was.. God no.

Not my cup of tea. Give me the real thing any day.

So you never masturbate? If you do why wouldn't you want it to feel much better?

syklops

pharmaton wrote: »

well if we're going to go into explanations..
Woman using sex toy is "liberating" as women were never thought of as being capable of enjoying sex, delivering a system which enabled them to was considered a good deal all round. (and doesn't have to be a solitary thing) It appears it's other men who consider men less manly for using sex toys, as a poor substitute for the real thing.

As for women and children, maybe it's due to the high concentration of media exposure wrt child abuse and pedophilia rings over the years, the majority of which perpetrators have been of the male persuasion. whereas women have always been aligned with the nurturing child bearing fruits that come with motherhood.

I didn't make the rules btw, just sayin.

I know you didnt make the rules. I simply said thats the world we live in. I wasn't blaming you, or women for that fact, its just the way it is. The meedja have a lot to answer for. We don't have news anymore, we have opinion. And vested interests.

bigron2109 wrote: »

Had to actually Google what a "Fleshlight" was.. ....
Give me the real thing any day.

In fairness, I don't think any man chooses having to use a fleshlight over getting access to the real thing. It's not an either/or situation.

kowloon

Friends of mine sent me a giant glow in the dark mickey for my birthday. It keeps getting moved to new places in the house. I got asked for my number by a guy who was working here, realised the giant mickey was sitting upright on my desk and I hadn't noticed. Was thinking of mounting it on a hard hat so I could be some kind of sex unicorn. It's a work in progress.

Ihatecuddles-old

nsfw, pic of fleshlight. Really made me laugh http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-11/1263221142449.jpg

kowloon

I accidentally the whole thing once, it's not to be laughed at.

syklops

kowloon wrote: »

Friends of mine sent me a giant glow in the dark mickey for my birthday. It keeps getting moved to new places in the house. I got asked for my number by a guy who was working here, realised the giant mickey was sitting upright on my desk and I hadn't noticed. Was thinking of mounting it on a hard hat so I could be some kind of sex unicorn. It's a work in progress.

Would you not mount it on something sturdier than a hard hat? Maybe a table or a couch?

bopper

tim3000 wrote: »

Thats different. Thats me putting something where she wants it, not her putting some toy into me where I don't want it, if you get me

Well it's different because you're now explaining it different.

Saying you wouldn't let a girl use a toy on you because it doesn't appeal to you is different than saying you wouldn't do it because things shouldn't go up the bum hole (except if it's a girl's bum hole that you're shoving something up).

Pretty sure men and women are designed the same down there (except that men supposedly get more pleasure in that area).

kowloon

syklops wrote: »

Would you not mount it on something sturdier than a hard hat? Maybe a table or a couch?

You can't have endless fun telling people you have a 'hard' hat. :pac:

loubeelou

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I purchased one recently as I was curious to see what it was like, a 'pocket pussy' that are moulded from well known pornstars. I would post a photo of it but it may not be allowed.
I text messaged a friend (who used to be seriously into porno, etc until he met his girlfriend) to tell him I gave it a right badgering and it felt very pleasurable, he said I was seedy and that he prefers his girlfriends vagina.

Ah for jaysus sake, he's just on his "I have a burd buzz"
If it make for a happier **** then knock yourself out.
Women use toys all the time.
whats the big deal?

pharmaton

bopper wrote: »

Well it's different because you're now explaining it different.

Saying you wouldn't let a girl use a toy on you because it doesn't appeal to you is different than saying you wouldn't do it because things shouldn't go up the bum hole (except if it's a girl's bum hole that you're shoving something up).

Pretty sure men and women are designed the same down there (except that men supposedly get more pleasure in that area).

very same only women don't have dangleberries (or prostates)

tim3000

bopper wrote: »

Well it's different because you're now explaining it different.

Saying you wouldn't let a girl use a toy on you because it doesn't appeal to you is different than saying you wouldn't do it because things shouldn't go up the bum hole (except if it's a girl's bum hole that you're shoving something up).

Pretty sure men and women are designed the same down there (except that men supposedly get more pleasure in that area).

Would you use a toy in that area?

It is different as its a different set of circumstances. I would never let a girl use a toy on me as I am not interested in it. Its a kink that I just don't have. For me, personally that hole is for exporting and not importing. If a girl suggested anal sex then I would oblige as best as I could but I would never use a toy on myself.

hidinginthebush

pharmaton wrote: »

women raises child alone-nasty vile welfare scumbag
man raises child alone-hero to all mankind
woman has casual sex while not in relationship-dirty slutbag
man has casual sex while not in relationship-studly man god

I like this game

Woman has sex with many different men -> Woman is a slut
Man does the same -> Man is a fag

DerpKehoe

Why would you buy a toy based on a pornstars vagina?

Several things come to mind when thinking of that.

Wide, too big, destroyed and sleeve of wizard.

pharmaton

hidinginthebush wrote: »

Woman has sex with many different men -> Woman is a slut
Man does the same -> Man is a fag

a slutty fag? never heard of such a thing.

bopper

tim3000 wrote: »

Would you use a toy in that area?

It is different as its a different set of circumstances. I would never let a girl use a toy on me as I am not interested in it. Its a kink that I just don't have. For me, personally that hole is for exporting and not importing. If a girl suggested anal sex then I would oblige as best as I could but I would never use a toy on myself.

Not doing it because of a personal preference is fair enough, but that's a different reason than what your original post indicated, that's all I was saying.

You originally said you wouldn't do it because that hole should only be used for "exporting" but if that was someone's reason they'd surely refuse to "import" into another person's hole too.