why would you send your kids off to these teenage discos?

Cody Pomeray · 26-10-2013 12:14AM #1

Tonight outside the Wezz disco; let me set the scene: streams of fake tan and Smirnoff spilling into the gutter; school girls, tarted up like Katie Price on a hen night and shrieking at young lads, Justin Bieber on benefits types.

In the orange glow of a streetlight, two mortified sweethearts gave their particulars to a big country Guard. An expressionless mother, clutching her keys, waited patiently by her car. A constant row of cars dispatched shrill, scarcely dressed teens in miniskirts. Many drunk.

The notoriety of this disco is well known. The Gardaí had a visible presence there tonight, yet none of the parents seemed bothered.

For the record, the accents were a broad mix. Working class, D4, whatever.

What kind of parent, knowing the reputation of this place, sends away their teenager, then drives home in time for the late late?

I'm sure this was happening all over the country tonight, in other towns, in other discos. How can parents not be alive to the dangers of exposing their kids to this sort of lifestyle? Am I being a prude? Is this irresponsible parenting?

Nodin · 26-10-2013 12:16AM

It was the same when I was in my teens and I'm 44 now. The world didn't end.

D1stant · 26-10-2013 12:16AM

You are being prudish. We all did it. This is what we do

Up Ireland and fcuk the begrudgers

anncoates · 26-10-2013 12:17AM

Teenagers in drinking, wearing stupid fucking clothes and banging each other shocker

WhatNowForUs? · 26-10-2013 12:17AM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Tonight outside the Wezz disco; let me set the scene: streams of fake tan and Smirnoff spilling into the gutter; school girls, tarted up like Katie Price on a hen night and shrieking at young lads, Justin Bieber on benefits types.

In the orange glow of a streetlight, two mortified sweethearts gave their particulars to a big country Guard. An expressionless mother, clutching her keys, waited patiently by her car. A constant row of cars dispatched shrill, scarcely dressed teens in miniskirts. Many drunk.

The notoriety of this disco is well known. The Gardaí had a visible presence there tonight, yet none of the parents seemed bothered.

For the record, the accents were a broad mix. Working class, D4, whatever.

What kind of parent, knowing the reputation of this place, sends away their teenager, then drives home in time for the late late?

I'm sure this was happening all over the country tonight, in other towns, in other discos. How can parents not be alive to the dangers of exposing their kids to this sort of lifestyle? Am I being a prude? Is this irresponsible parenting?

Whats a Justin Beiber on benefits types?

loveBBhate · 26-10-2013 12:17AM

Calm down Deirdre

26-10-2013 12:19AM

Why are you hanging around outside the Wezz?

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-10-2013 12:19AM

How else will they learn the art of fingering?

The Backwards Man · 26-10-2013 12:19AM

At my first disco I drank a 3 litre bottle of cider under a bridge, puked on a girl's boobs on the dancefloor and fell asleep in a shuck on the way home and ruined my Daffy Duck tie.

That was more than twenty years ago, we were just as bad when we were kids. Worse maybe.

WhatNowForUs? · 26-10-2013 12:19AM

Nodin wrote: »

It was the same when I was in my teens and I'm 44 now. The world didn't end.

Did they have fake tan back then?

hoodwinked · 26-10-2013 12:20AM

local gaa disco is tonight, loads of jailbait around in teeny skirts,

to be honest most of us went to these in our youth-full days, i know i did and i turned out ok.....ish.....

.....i may not be the best example here

ardinn · 26-10-2013 12:20AM

I wish I was that age again! Havnt fingered a 15 yr old in ages!!!

LETHAL LADY · 26-10-2013 12:20AM

Doh! So the parents can act like teenagers silly.

Nodin · 26-10-2013 12:21AM

WhatNowForUs? wrote: »

Did they have fake tan back then?

...no, however some compensated by plastering their faces with orangey foundation. It was a look I despised, so ye can imagine what I thought when the tango tan arrived.

EmptyTree · 26-10-2013 12:21AM

You're more likely to damage your kids by locking them up and 'protecting' them from it.

Nodin · 26-10-2013 12:22AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

At my first disco I drank a 3 litre bottle of cider under a bridge, puked on a girl's boobs on the dancefloor and fell asleep in a shuck on the way home and ruined my Daffy Duck tie.

That was more than twenty years ago, we were just as bad when we were kids. Worse maybe.

The three litre dispenser of Merrydown, by any chance?

WhatNowForUs? · 26-10-2013 12:23AM

Reese Numerous Drivel wrote: »

Why are you hanging around outside the Wezz?

OP. thiss seems like a very important question you must answer

creep · 26-10-2013 12:23AM

There 15 or 16 not babies. Everyone did it. I was getting stinky fingers at that age.

loveBBhate · 26-10-2013 12:24AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

How else will they learn to finger bang??

Haha that reminds me, I was at a teenage disco a few years ago and had my lady up against the wall, shifting the face of her for about 20 minutes as is done at these outings whilst 'finger banging' her. For whatever reason I turned my head and looked behind me to find a bouncer staring at me, it was only when I clocked him too that he decided to tell me "ya can't be at that in here". Dirty pervert, I can only imagine how long he was watching us for.

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-10-2013 12:26AM

loveBBhate wrote: »

Haha that reminds me, I was at a teenage disco a few years ago and had my lady up against the wall, shifting the face of her for about 20 minutes as is done at these outings whilst 'finger banging' her. For whatever reason I turned my head and looked behind me to find a bouncer staring at me, it was only when I clicked him too that he decided to tell me "ya can't be at that in here". Dirty pervert, I can only imagine how long he was watching us for.

That happened to me at the last AH beers.

:P

The Backwards Man · 26-10-2013 12:26AM

Nodin wrote: »

The three litre dispenser of Merrydown, by any chance?

Fcuk off, I'm not that old!:p:pac:

Good ole Diamond White, none of your cheap muck for me.:)

anncoates · 26-10-2013 12:26AM

creep wrote: »

There 15 or 16 not babies. Everyone did it. I was getting stinky fingers at that age.

ardinn wrote: »

I wish I was that age again! Havnt fingered a 15 yr old in ages!!!

This thread is really proving invaluable in releasing everybody's inner poet.

Nodin · 26-10-2013 12:27AM

anncoates wrote: »

This thread is really proving eigenvalue in releasing everybody's inner poet.

...just goes to show the romantic spirit is alive and well.

loveBBhate · 26-10-2013 12:27AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

That happened to me at the last AH beers.

:P

Did u have an itchy nose for the rest of the night too?

Sniffffffffffffffffffffffff :P

Awh god I shouldn't have said that.

danniemcq · 26-10-2013 12:31AM

Little Saints and Angels tell parents going to so and so's house etc,

Instead they all head to park/alley/home of kid where parents are less strict or away/or older persons house.

Consume an heroic amount of booze in no time and change into another outfit.

Same thing every year, most of us did it at some stage.

Plus you can't just say no the kids will be outcasts after missing all the craic

loveBBhate · 26-10-2013 12:32AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

At my first disco I drank a 3 litre bottle of cider under a bridge, puked on a girl's boobs on the dancefloor and fell asleep in a shuck on the way home and ruined my Daffy Duck tie.

That was more than twenty years ago, we were just as bad when we were kids. Worse maybe.

A Daffy Duck tie? You fcuking PIMP! No wonder you were releasing your bodily fluid on a fresh set of titties.

Nice

Howard Juneau · 26-10-2013 12:32AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

At my first disco I drank a 3 litre bottle of cider under a bridge, puked on a girl's boobs on the dancefloor and fell asleep in a shuck on the way home and ruined my Daffy Duck tie.

That was more than twenty years ago, we were just as bad when we were kids. Worse maybe.

It's fckin disgraceful! You should hang your head in shame...a daffy duck tie?! You're sick man!

Femme_Fatale · 26-10-2013 12:35AM

ardinn wrote: »

I wish I was that age again! Havnt fingered a 15 yr old in ages!!!

ur cool nd badass

Never understood the fingering obsession. It's sore for the teenage girl and just awkward and fumbly for the teenage guy. Fashionable to pretend to be really into it with someone you don't even fancy when a kid though.

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-10-2013 12:35AM

I remember going to Wezz, only went once. Believe it or not I wasn't into the whole thing, thought it was full of kids, I was about 15/16, everyone there looked around 13, huge difference at that age!

Drank a naggin, with a Halls soother in my mouth for flavour

My friend drank a naggin and ended up puking in the toilet, the bouncers just told her to go to the shop across the road, grab a coffee and she could go back in.

The Backwards Man · 26-10-2013 12:36AM

loveBBhate wrote: »

A Daffy Duck tie? You fcuking PIMP! No wonder you were releasing your bodily fluid on a fresh set of titties.

Nice

It was very like this one, but there was no rubber duckies on it, it was just a few Daffys. I was one suave youngfella in those days.

Cody Pomeray · 26-10-2013 12:36AM

Reese Numerous Drivel wrote: »

Why are you hanging around outside the Wezz?

I was in Mao, i was waiting for some food! I am not a pervert your honour

WhatNowForUs? wrote: »

Whats a Justin Beiber on benefits types?

Bieber drinking a can in a tracksuit outside the wezz, because he can't get in.

why would you send your kids off to these teenage discos?

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