males and sex toys, have you ever used one?

TheHighest92 · 24-10-2013 12:59AM #1

I purchased one recently as I was curious to see what it was like, a 'pocket pussy' that are moulded from well known pornstars. I would post a photo of it but it may not be allowed.
I text messaged a friend (who used to be seriously into porno, etc until he met his girlfriend) to tell him I gave it a right badgering and it felt very pleasurable, he said I was seedy and that he prefers his girlfriends vagina.

However, the problem is that it's very loud.

Is it right that men are viewed as perverts for enjoying some alone time with a sex toy whilst women are shoving pocket rockets up themselves and they can even talk about it without it being viewed as strange?

Also, have you ever used one?

24-10-2013 01:00AM

Not on myself.

OriginV · 24-10-2013 01:01AM

Stop your nonsense.

BillyMitchel · 24-10-2013 01:01AM

Are you some perv asking if I've ever invested in a big black dildo to stick up my bum?

Ihatecuddles-old · 24-10-2013 01:02AM

A friend of mine brought one of them to the Rory Gallagher festival in Ballyshannon, and kept asking people if they wanted to play with it

An ex of mine liked the sneaky finger so used a butt plug when he masturbated!

tim3000 · 24-10-2013 01:04AM

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

bigron2109 · 24-10-2013 01:04AM

"A right Badgering" Hahah This Made me laugh.

Too Tough To Die · 24-10-2013 01:04AM

I'd like to try a fleshlight but can't really justify forking out for it, being in a relationship and all.

Too Tough To Die · 24-10-2013 01:05AM

tim3000 wrote: »

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

You gonna say that to the doctor when it comes time for a prostate exam?

Ihatecuddles-old · 24-10-2013 01:05AM

tim3000 wrote: »

No sir and I never would. I think its sad to be honest if you feel like giving yourself the low 5 then do it but no equipment. Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

Uriel. · 24-10-2013 01:06AM

TheHighest92 wrote: »

I purchased one recently as I was curious to see what it was like, a 'pocket pussy' that are moulded from well known pornstars. I would post a photo of it but it may not be allowed.
I text messaged a friend (who used to be seriously into porno, etc until he met his girlfriend) to tell him I gave it a right badgering and it felt very pleasurable, he said I was seedy and that he prefers his girlfriends vagina.

However, the problem is that it's very loud.

Is it right that men are viewed as perverts for enjoying some alone time with a sex toy whilst women are shoving pocket rockets up themselves and they can even talk about it without it being viewed as strange?

Also, have you ever used one?

Does your "pole" :P question refer to sex toys generally? or just the weird loser type one you describe in the OP? :P

RidleyRider · 24-10-2013 01:07AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

A friend of mine brought one of them to the Rory Gallagher festival in Ballyshannon, and kept asking people if they wanted to play with it

An ex of mine liked the sneaky finger so used a butt plug when he masturbated!

You have an awful lot of stories about exs:P

TheHighest92 · 24-10-2013 01:08AM

Uriel. wrote: »

Does your "pole" :P question refer to sex toys generally? or just the weird loser type one you describe in the OP? :P

male sex toys in general.

Ihatecuddles-old · 24-10-2013 01:08AM

RidleyRider wrote: »

You have an awful lot of stories about exs:P

I dont even have that many

Sometimes I say ex instead 'some bloke I shagged'....just sounds better!

CrazyRabbit · 24-10-2013 01:08AM

Pfft...it'll never be as good as a well stocked sex slave dungeon basement.

Cycling Dumbasses · 24-10-2013 01:09AM

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tim3000 · 24-10-2013 01:10AM

Too Tough To Die wrote: »

You gonna say that to the doctor when it comes time for a prostate exam?

Thats a day I look forward to with dread tbh but its necessary and possibly life saving.

Mint Aero · 24-10-2013 01:11AM

Fleshlights look cool
I want
And I want a party in my house where all my boyos come round
and we view fleshlights and things and get very rowdy etc

Woop

syklops · 24-10-2013 01:15AM

Woman uses sex toy = woman is sexually liberated.
Man uses sex toy = man is sad and a pervert
Woman enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Woman is a woman
Man enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Man is a pervert
15 year old boy sleeps with 17 year old girl = Boys will be boys
17 year old boy sleeps with 15 year old girl = Boy charged with statutory rape

Welcome to the world we live in.

BillyMitchel · 24-10-2013 01:15AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

Sounds like a lot of shît to me.

pharmaton · 24-10-2013 01:20AM

syklops wrote: »

Woman uses sex toy = woman is sexually liberated.
Man uses sex toy = man is sad and a pervert
Woman enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Woman is a woman
Man enjoys and seeks out the company of children = Man is a pervert

Welcome to the world we live in.

women raises child alone-nasty vile welfare scumbag
man raises child alone-hero to all mankind
woman has casual sex while not in relationship-dirty slutbag
man has casual sex while not in relationship-studly man god

I like this game

bopper · 24-10-2013 01:21AM

tim3000 wrote: »

Also I would never use anything that goes up the bum that hole is for exporting not importing

So you've never had anal sex with a girl?

BabyGorilla · 24-10-2013 01:37AM

No.

Imho t'is venturing into the territory of 3 hole dolls and chair sniffing.
Such things are to be associated with the panty thief, the window licker and the installing of hidden cameras in toilets.

syklops · 24-10-2013 01:38AM

pharmaton wrote: »

women raises child alone-nasty vile welfare scumbag
man raises child alone-hero to all mankind

Man raises child alone = Flippin miracle. Men get custody so rarely, it should be treated like a yeti sighting.

woman has casual sex while not in relationship-dirty slutbag

That opinion is very often expressed by other women. Theres not too many men around who have issue with women wanting sex(unless they have just been rejected). There was even a TV series showing women who like to have sex. It was in a city. I can't remember which one.

man has casual sex while not in relationship = Studly man god

No, equals man.

nbar12 · 24-10-2013 01:42AM

I used a cock ring with my ex and that was it, just for experiment. any straight lad who purchases a fake vagina or dildo etc needs to get their head checked.

Frosty McSnowballs · 24-10-2013 01:42AM

Get on your knees
Lift up mattress
Place penis on bed base
Lower mattress
Fcuk the **** out of the bed.

Sorted

Kylo Ren · 24-10-2013 01:42AM

I accidentally got one thinking I was buying a flash light. I couldn't see in the dark, but I had a great time none the less.

skafish · 24-10-2013 01:42AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If you import more than you export, is that bad for the economy?

It depends on whether we are talking about volume or value:D

bopper · 24-10-2013 01:44AM

nbar12 wrote: »

I used a cock ring with my ex and that was it, just for experiment. any straight lad who purchases a fake vagina or dildo etc needs to get their head checked.

But it would be normal for a gay lad to purchase a fake vagina??

ALiasEX · 24-10-2013 01:49AM

Anyone that doesn't have one is missing out. Better than a hand and can be better/more stimulating/intense than a vagina. but still can't beat sex with a woman as a whole/hole.

Or so I read.

tim3000 · 24-10-2013 01:50AM

bopper wrote: »

So you've never had anal sex with a girl?

Thats different. Thats me putting something where she wants it, not her putting some toy into me where I don't want it, if you get me

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