Who doesn't like sex?

Overheal · 23-10-2013 05:55AM #1

I've already heard one girl say "sex is weird" and she wants nothing to do with it. Meanwhile her best friend lost count at 50 and has done things I never want to hear about ever again. I think sex is a wonderful physical activity.

12gauge dave · 23-10-2013 05:59AM

Overated if you ask me its hyped up by society to be this huge deal. I hate when its over aswell its like get away from me or maybe dats just me? ive always prefered recieving oral so blowjob for the win here.

hidinginthebush · 23-10-2013 06:22AM

How could you not enjoy it? There's so many different ways to do it: missionary, over the covers, ACROSS the bed (oh yeah, you heard me!), woman on top(I've only seen that done in porn though, but I suppose it could work if you ever found a girl crazy enough). The possibilities are endless!

drunkmonkey · 23-10-2013 06:26AM

Overheal wrote: »

I've already heard one girl say "sex is weird" and she wants nothing to do with it.

'Noli equi dentes inspicere donati'

carefulnow100 · 23-10-2013 06:26AM

I for one would like to hear more about this best friend of hers!

Frosty McSnowballs · 23-10-2013 06:36AM

Sex is like an orange.

Northern Monkey · 23-10-2013 06:44AM

Sex is like air. No big thing unless you aren't getting any.

hidinginthebush · 23-10-2013 06:45AM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sex is like an orange.

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Frosty McSnowballs · 23-10-2013 06:52AM

hidinginthebush wrote: »

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Ya have to put in the effort before you get the juice dude.

cloud493 · 23-10-2013 07:03AM

I don't fancy sex. Bit of an odd thing altogether.

desbrook · 23-10-2013 07:38AM

Ex-wives until its not the husband

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Muise... · 23-10-2013 07:40AM

I don't think sex likes me. Maybe it's just playing hard to get?

NuckingFacker · 23-10-2013 07:44AM

The British?

Banjo String · 23-10-2013 08:21AM

Nuns.

Frigid feckers. :mad:

sok2005 · 23-10-2013 09:35AM

Definitely disagree with people saying it's overrated. It does an amazing job at reducing stress levels, burns calories, aids sleep! Oh and it makes babies if you are that way inclined!

Santa Cruz · 23-10-2013 09:39AM

hidinginthebush wrote: »

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Make sure it's peeled and that it's not a Satsuma disguised as an orange

howamidifferent · 23-10-2013 09:40AM

Prefer a drink meself...

pickarooney · 23-10-2013 09:47AM

The Japanese.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 23-10-2013 09:48AM

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

few things in life terrify me as much as the possibility of no more japanese women

SEPT 23 1989 · 23-10-2013 09:49AM

I just can't get enough

Savoir.Faire · 23-10-2013 09:52AM

I must admit to being a fan of the dark arts of carnality and lust. Nothing better that meeting a saucy little minx with a naughty twinkle in her eye. Couple of drinks to fuel the passion even further, then home for a good session of mutually enjoyable tupping.

April O Neill · 23-10-2013 09:56AM

If the girl in the OP is real, she's probably asexual. No biggie, live and let live.

BBDBB · 23-10-2013 10:02AM

God its sex sex sex sex
nothing but sex,
constant bloody sex,
sex in the morning,
sex in the afternoon,
sex in the evening
and guess what,
more bloody sex at night,
sex this and sex that,
and when yer done sex a bit of the other
sex all day and sex all night
sex sex sex
nothing but rampant, vigourous, never ending sex!

its a hell of a monastery, I tell ye

Hersheys · 23-10-2013 10:10AM

I don't enjoy sex from the penetrative sense but I do enjoy the build up. I particularly enjoy oral exertions and would rather that over sex.

That's not to say I don't have sex, I just don't enjoy it as much as other things. And it's not a case of not practicing

tried most things I can think of & with different partners.

Clitoral stimulation FTW.

Turtyturd · 23-10-2013 10:12AM

Men who are new to the prison system?

Alf Veedersane · 23-10-2013 10:13AM

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

And there was me thinking they were a great bunch of lads.

darragh16 · 23-10-2013 10:15AM

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

"Aoyama believes the country is experiencing "a flight from human intimacy" – and it's partly the government's fault."

It's always the governments fault ...

Legs.Eleven · 23-10-2013 10:19AM

I've had some god awful sex in my life and I can imagine if all you're getting is **** sex that you'd hate it.

Depends on the person you're ridin' tbh and the chemistry you have between you.

Savoir.Faire · 23-10-2013 10:19AM

darragh16 wrote: »

"Aoyama believes the country is experiencing "a flight from human intimacy" – and it's partly the government's fault."

It's always the governments fault ...

A sudden image of Dr. James Reilly popping into your head while you're mid-thrust could certainly put you off your stroke.

Duggy747 · 23-10-2013 10:20AM

The Japanese are quite sexually repressed folk.

That being said, they tend to loosen up with the odd poo eating, vomit drinking, eel insertion porno :pac:

scrubber72 · 23-10-2013 10:36AM

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

A sudden image of Dr. James Reilly popping into your head while you're mid-thrust could certainly put you off your stroke.

Wonders if i should use this next time.

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