Who doesn't like sex?

Overheal

I've already heard one girl say "sex is weird" and she wants nothing to do with it. Meanwhile her best friend lost count at 50 and has done things I never want to hear about ever again. I think sex is a wonderful physical activity.

12gauge dave

Overated if you ask me its hyped up by society to be this huge deal. I hate when its over aswell its like get away from me or maybe dats just me? ive always prefered recieving oral so blowjob for the win here.

hidinginthebush

How could you not enjoy it? There's so many different ways to do it: missionary, over the covers, ACROSS the bed (oh yeah, you heard me!), woman on top(I've only seen that done in porn though, but I suppose it could work if you ever found a girl crazy enough). The possibilities are endless!

drunkmonkey

Overheal wrote: »

I've already heard one girl say "sex is weird" and she wants nothing to do with it.

'Noli equi dentes inspicere donati'

carefulnow100

I for one would like to hear more about this best friend of hers!

Frosty McSnowballs

Sex is like an orange.

Northern Monkey

Sex is like air. No big thing unless you aren't getting any.

hidinginthebush

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sex is like an orange.

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Frosty McSnowballs

hidinginthebush wrote: »

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Ya have to put in the effort before you get the juice dude.

cloud493

I don't fancy sex. Bit of an odd thing altogether.

desbrook

Ex-wives until its not the husband .

Muise...

I don't think sex likes me. Maybe it's just playing hard to get?

NuckingFacker

The British?

Banjo String

Nuns.

Frigid feckers. :mad:

sok2005

Definitely disagree with people saying it's overrated. It does an amazing job at reducing stress levels, burns calories, aids sleep! Oh and it makes babies if you are that way inclined!

Santa Cruz

hidinginthebush wrote: »

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

Make sure it's peeled and that it's not a Satsuma disguised as an orange

howamidifferent

Prefer a drink meself...

pickarooney

The Japanese.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

few things in life terrify me as much as the possibility of no more japanese women

SEPT 23 1989

I just can't get enough

Savoir.Faire

I must admit to being a fan of the dark arts of carnality and lust. Nothing better that meeting a saucy little minx with a naughty twinkle in her eye. Couple of drinks to fuel the passion even further, then home for a good session of mutually enjoyable tupping.

April O Neill

If the girl in the OP is real, she's probably asexual. No biggie, live and let live.

BBDBB

God its sex sex sex sex
nothing but sex,
constant bloody sex,
sex in the morning,
sex in the afternoon,
sex in the evening
and guess what,
more bloody sex at night,
sex this and sex that,
and when yer done sex a bit of the other
sex all day and sex all night
sex sex sex
nothing but rampant, vigourous, never ending sex!


its a hell of a monastery, I tell ye

Hersheys

I don't enjoy sex from the penetrative sense but I do enjoy the build up. I particularly enjoy oral exertions and would rather that over sex.

That's not to say I don't have sex, I just don't enjoy it as much as other things. And it's not a case of not practicing tried most things I can think of & with different partners.

Clitoral stimulation FTW.

Turtyturd

Men who are new to the prison system?

Alf Veedersane

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

And there was me thinking they were a great bunch of lads.

darragh16

pickarooney wrote: »

The Japanese.

"Aoyama believes the country is experiencing "a flight from human intimacy" – and it's partly the government's fault."

It's always the governments fault ...

Legs.Eleven

I've had some god awful sex in my life and I can imagine if all you're getting is **** sex that you'd hate it.

Depends on the person you're ridin' tbh and the chemistry you have between you.

Savoir.Faire

darragh16 wrote: »

"Aoyama believes the country is experiencing "a flight from human intimacy" – and it's partly the government's fault."

It's always the governments fault ...

A sudden image of Dr. James Reilly popping into your head while you're mid-thrust could certainly put you off your stroke.

Duggy747

The Japanese are quite sexually repressed folk.

That being said, they tend to loosen up with the odd poo eating, vomit drinking, eel insertion porno :pac:

scrubber72

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

A sudden image of Dr. James Reilly popping into your head while you're mid-thrust could certainly put you off your stroke.

Wonders if i should use this next time.

Thepoet85

Sex is grand, but it's hard to beat the real thing!! :-D

I Heart Internet

Most women I've met seem to be turned off the idea....

Mint Aero

12gauge dave wrote: »

I hate when its over aswell its like get away from me or maybe dats just me?

No I'm same......when it's with fat chicks

Respectable healthy wimmenz can cuddle with me after.

Sisko

Hold on hold on hold on I have to ask:

hidinginthebush wrote: »

How could you not enjoy it? There's so many different ways to do it: missionary, over the covers, ACROSS the bed (oh yeah, you heard me!), woman on top(I've only seen that done in porn though, but I suppose it could work if you ever found a girl crazy enough). The possibilities are endless!

Crazy enough? Since when is woman on top considered some crazy exotic position that's only done in porn? I've always seen it as a bog standard sex position right after missionary

It's ****in deadly btw. Extremely sexy!

The Backwards Man

I prefer shopping.

Itwasntme.

sok2005 wrote: »

Definitely disagree with people saying it's overrated. It does an amazing job at reducing stress levels, burns calories, aids sleep! Oh and it makes babies if you are that way inclined!

Not for everyone it doesn't. I want to cry after sex. I feel empty (not that kind of empty), depressed and wonder what it's all about, this life.

Muise...

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Not for everyone it doesn't. I want to cry after sex. I feel empty (not that kind of empty), depressed and wonder what it's all about, this life.

cigarettes are handy for that.

Gehad_JoyRider

4play for me and then sex, having sex well its just sex its got to be built up so we booth make a mess pass out post apocalyptic like orgasms

cloud493

I think sex is quite an odd thing. Genuinely, the whole act of it, the different things. Leave me out of it.

ynwa14

I love sex and I think everyone who isn't yknow, asexual, should at least see it for what its become. Seriously I've been branded all sorts of names for thinking about it the way I do, but its true that it's not exactly a romantic special life changing moment the first time someone sticks it in you. Its fun, I'm not a prude and if you are I guess it's fine but sometimes I just get annoyed with the amount of people who'll let someone do one thing to them but god they'd NEVER do x y z.

(I'm talking about the phenomenon of girls who let a guy eat them out but would only gag at the THOUGHT of giving them a bj. What gives? I've heard so many girls say "Yeah but I'm not ready to do that to him". If you're ready to let a guy stick his tongue and everything else down there you dont need much preparation to do the same. Its only polite.)

Maybe I'll get backlash for saying this out loud, but I'm past caring. Sex is great. Its fun. Nothing else to it. Obviously I respect those who want to wait and save themselves for whatever reasons for whatever person, thats a different story.

I'm a girl by the way. This was probably a very lad-ish post.

GLaDOS

Sisko wrote: »

Hold on hold on hold on I have to ask:




Crazy enough? Since when is woman on top considered some crazy exotic position that's only done in porn? I've always seen it as a bog standard sex position right after missionary

It's ****in deadly btw. Extremely sexy!

Woosh!

daRobot

12gauge dave wrote: »

Overated if you ask me its hyped up by society to be this huge deal. I hate when its over aswell its like get away from me or maybe dats just me? ive always prefered recieving oral so blowjob for the win here.

Nope, that's not normal at all.

Frosty McSnowballs

ynwa14 wrote: »

I'm a girl by the way. This was probably a very lad-ish post.

Hi we haven't met, I'm Fancy Pants, nice to meet you.

ynwa14

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Hi we haven't met, I'm Fancy Pants, nice to meet you.

Well now I know how to make friends :P

keeponhurling

I don't like it either.

I find it makes my bum sore

ynwa14

Yeah, you get used to it.

Tugboats

My victims never seem to enjoy it.

loveisdivine

Sex should be enjoyed by everyone thats wants it. Society makes way to big of a deal about it.
It doesn't have to only be with your "one true love", aslong as you are safe and you actually WANT to do it, then go out there and get as much as you like!

Thundercats Ho

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sex is like an orange.

Grand until it's a blood orange

blacklilly

Everyone who's not getting any.