I lock peoples gates for the craic

FatRat · 21-10-2013 12:01AM

RayM wrote: »

I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.

I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.

evolving_doors · 21-10-2013 12:01AM

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...

harry Bailey esq · 21-10-2013 12:13AM

ted1 wrote: »

We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.

we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.

ted1 · 21-10-2013 12:16AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.

Our way didn't damage the phone either, the handsets were fairly tough

_Redzer_ · 21-10-2013 12:20AM

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

Ahhhh, touché!

Lapin · 21-10-2013 12:25AM

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

What took you so long this time Helen ?

_Redzer_ · 21-10-2013 12:29AM

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself. You're going to the hospital anyway, might as well make it worth the trip

Brendan Flowers · 21-10-2013 09:18AM

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

:rolleyes:

You remind of these guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8k1d8uX9Gw

delthedriver · 21-10-2013 09:28AM

Infantile!

Frank Lee Midere · 21-10-2013 09:33AM

I'm with the serious replies on this one. Someone could be trapped etc. it's a form of false imprisonnent.

It's also not funny haha but funny weird. Weird as in see a shrink weird. Weird as in get committed weird.

padd b1975 · 21-10-2013 09:37AM

Scummy behaviour.

Overflow · 21-10-2013 09:40AM

FatRat wrote: »

I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.

How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...

eamonnq · 21-10-2013 09:40AM

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself.

I presume the car that you might want to drive to the hospital in is actually outside the gate, or would you just fcuk that over the gate as well ?

MJ23 · 21-10-2013 09:41AM

Eejit

dodderangler · 21-10-2013 09:45AM

Walshey96 wrote: »

Gap was wide enough to put two fingers in.

Is it wrong I seen the dirty side of this straight away?

Yes. Your a dirty perverted freak who should e locked away.
Op you got a lock for this fella??

Zirconia · 21-10-2013 09:48AM

I'd cut the lock off, find out where you live, and give you back your lock (through your window pane)!

eamonnq · 21-10-2013 09:51AM

Overflow wrote: »

How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...

Time of his reply, compared to time of original post ?

superglue · 21-10-2013 10:17AM

Muise... wrote: »

superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

*whistles

Why, thank you.

mfceiling · 21-10-2013 10:26AM

Please make this thread get locked....oh the irony...

21-10-2013 10:27AM

Is the OP Chubb(y)?

looking_around · 21-10-2013 12:06PM

whats fun about it, if you don't see their reactions OP?

harry Bailey esq · 21-10-2013 12:17PM

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

Is the OP Chubb(y)?

bada boom!

Crooked Jack · 21-10-2013 12:21PM

OP sounds like a dick.

chopper6 · 21-10-2013 12:41PM

We used to nail people's doors shut then paint all the windows with black hammerite.
They'd think they'd gone blind then they'd think they'd gone mad.

How we laughed.

harry Bailey esq · 21-10-2013 12:41PM

ted1 wrote: »

Our way didn't damage the phone either, the handsets were fairly tough

yeah but our method was quite stealthy,if somebody seen you battering the coin flap with the handset like a maniac the local gendamre would definitely be informed! with our method passers by would just see a phone user collecting his change.we would only do our round once a week per box,of which we had about 20,once a week so there would be a decent and altogether sleeker and more sophisticated operation.the local hash merchants were 'coining' it in with us.

Teebor15 · 21-10-2013 12:57PM

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

Why a sick child? why not just say a sick person or is a sick child even more important?

Your just hamming it up in search of more "Thanks" I believe. How many have you in your "Thanks piggy bank" now?

21-10-2013 01:02PM

Pug160 wrote: »

Well I'm not sure I'd go that far, as it's not exactly morbid or dangerous. But yeah, I'd worry that there was a screw loose somewhere.

It is dangerous if you're a carer for a disabled person and need to get them somewhere or get a kid to hospital, or need an ambulance, or any number of everyday emergencies.

rubadub · 21-10-2013 01:08PM

Teebor15 wrote: »

Why a sick child? why not just say a sick person or is a sick child even more important?

Your just hamming it up

Of course that's why, its extremely common in the media. just like they mention chemo in this article about glued front doors.

http://www.u.tv/News/Donegal-residents-fear-over-glue-attacks/a499ebe9-11bd-46af-920f-a3c82373081e

Residents say they do not know who is behind the glue incidents, but they want them to stop.

"There's a woman down there and she's not well, and she had to climb over her back wall," explained Noreen McKeever, "and she's getting chemo and she was in a bad way. She was locked in the house and she couldn't open the door at all."

For others, they are worried about what would happen if there was a house fire as it would be impossible to get out if their doors were glued shut.

Smiles35 · 21-10-2013 01:08PM

Candie wrote: »

It is dangerous if you're a carer for a disabled person and need to get them somewhere or get a kid to hospital, or need an ambulance, or any number of everyday emergencies.

Ah comon. Even a sick person can fall over a gate.

joe stodge · 21-10-2013 01:10PM

When I was younger a local awl lad used to let his dogs shït on the field we played football on and never cleaned it up, so we collected them for him and placed the the dog shïts under his cardoor handles for safe keeping.

I lock peoples gates for the craic

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