I lock peoples gates for the craic

Tugboats

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

RayM

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.

NegativeCreep

That's brilliant hahaha :L

FearDark

I throw dog poo at my neighbours front door OP, maybe we should team up some night kinda like Batman and Robin? We could be Shatman and Lockin.

PhlegmyMoses

I lock people's gates for crack. I'll do anything for a rock and my dealer knows it.

Ihatecuddles-old

I want to marry you.

EoghanIRL

What is the key to your success op ?

WellThen?

I'd go mad

harry Bailey esq

i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...

Shout Dust

Sounds like a waste of money, do you at least record it or anything?

oppenheimer1

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I'd get the angle grinder or lump hammer out of the shed.

anncoates

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

delthedriver

Why?

lkionm

Hahaha yes. Do you leave a key in it?

ted1

We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.

harr

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

RobbingBandit

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...

Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I want to marry you.

I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

What would you do to me?

Ihatecuddles-old

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

Pug160

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

Well I'm not sure I'd go that far, as it's not exactly morbid or dangerous. But yeah, I'd worry that there was a screw loose somewhere.

Ihatecuddles-old

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

What would you do to me?

If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

I did that before to my friends car but with other stuff but I got this pâté stuff which didn't come off. He was not impressed

anncoates

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.

Howard Juneau

I did it before, some fcker used leave an access gate open to let steam out of a cafe kitchen.
The only problem was it left a clear run to the back of my flat & I had a break in, so, I locked it.....3 times before I moved out

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

You wouldn't catch me. I was skinny and fast then.

1 of them took the knocker down off the door, got a bell instead. That showed me!

delw

Why are you wasting your pocket money on locks OP?

Muise...

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.

superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

*whistles

evolving_doors

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...

Ihatecuddles-old

anncoates wrote: »

Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.

No way, I wet myself a little bit I was laughing at how stupid the whole thing was. If I smashed his windscreen Id probably end up having to pay for it or something.

You have to incorporate some fun into it!

pharmaton

full moon?

LETHAL LADY

Came home recently from grocery shopping to discover a hilarious bellend had knotted a jersey around the gate handles to our house. The cunning gobsheen didn't foresee me always carrying a Stanley knife for such an occasion.

FatRat

RayM wrote: »

I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.

I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.

evolving_doors

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...

harry Bailey esq

ted1 wrote: »

We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.

we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.

ted1

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.

Our way didn't damage the phone either, the handsets were fairly tough

_Redzer_

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

Ahhhh, touché!

Lapin

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

What took you so long this time Helen ?

_Redzer_

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself. You're going to the hospital anyway, might as well make it worth the trip

Brendan Flowers

harr wrote: »

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

:rolleyes:

You remind of these guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8k1d8uX9Gw

delthedriver

Infantile!

Frank Lee Midere

I'm with the serious replies on this one. Someone could be trapped etc. it's a form of false imprisonnent.

It's also not funny haha but funny weird. Weird as in see a shrink weird. Weird as in get committed weird.

padd b1975

Scummy behaviour.

Overflow

FatRat wrote: »

I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.

How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...

eamonnq

_Redzer_ wrote: »

Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself.

I presume the car that you might want to drive to the hospital in is actually outside the gate, or would you just fcuk that over the gate as well ?

MJ23

Eejit

dodderangler

Walshey96 wrote: »

Gap was wide enough to put two fingers in.

Is it wrong I seen the dirty side of this straight away?

Yes. Your a dirty perverted freak who should e locked away.
Op you got a lock for this fella??

Zirconia

I'd cut the lock off, find out where you live, and give you back your lock (through your window pane)!

eamonnq

Overflow wrote: »

How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...

Time of his reply, compared to time of original post ?

superglue

Muise... wrote: »

superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

*whistles

Why, thank you.

mfceiling

Please make this thread get locked....oh the irony...

Is the OP Chubb(y)?