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I lock peoples gates for the craic

  • 20-10-2013 10:38pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭


    I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

    How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

    How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

    I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    That's brilliant hahaha :L


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I throw dog poo at my neighbours front door OP, maybe we should team up some night kinda like Batman and Robin? We could be Shatman and Lockin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    I lock people's gates for crack. I'll do anything for a rock and my dealer knows it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I want to marry you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    What is the key to your success op ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    I'd go mad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Shout Dust


    Sounds like a waste of money, do you at least record it or anything?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

    How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

    I'd get the angle grinder or lump hammer out of the shed.:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,958 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    Why?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Hahaha yes. Do you leave a key in it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,107 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭harr


    I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,330 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...


    Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I want to marry you.

    I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

    What would you do to me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    anncoates wrote: »
    Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

    I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

    In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    anncoates wrote: »
    Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

    Well I'm not sure I'd go that far, as it's not exactly morbid or dangerous. But yeah, I'd worry that there was a screw loose somewhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

    What would you do to me?

    If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

    ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

    In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid :o

    I did that before to my friends car but with other stuff but I got this pâté stuff which didn't come off. He was not impressed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates



    In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid :o

    Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    I did it before, some fcker used leave an access gate open to let steam out of a cafe kitchen.
    The only problem was it left a clear run to the back of my flat & I had a break in, so, I locked it.....3 times before I moved out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

    ;)

    You wouldn't catch me. I was skinny and fast then.

    1 of them took the knocker down off the door, got a bell instead. That showed me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Why are you wasting your pocket money on locks OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.

    superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

    *whistles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

    How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

    I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    anncoates wrote: »
    Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.

    No way, I wet myself a little bit I was laughing at how stupid the whole thing was. If I smashed his windscreen Id probably end up having to pay for it or something.

    You have to incorporate some fun into it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    full moon?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Came home recently from grocery shopping to discover a hilarious bellend had knotted a jersey around the gate handles to our house. The cunning gobsheen didn't foresee me always carrying a Stanley knife for such an occasion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭FatRat


    RayM wrote: »
    I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.

    I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

    How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

    I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    ted1 wrote: »
    We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.

    we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,107 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    we used the same scam,we were a bit more advanced tho,we would wait till the change slot was almost full,and use a tweezers to remove a few coins and then when the gap was wide enough to put two fingers in,scoop out all the coins and put another icepop stick in the coinslot thus not damaging the phone and reducing our income.
    Our way didn't damage the phone either, the handsets were fairly tough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    anncoates wrote: »
    Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

    Ahhhh, touché!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    harr wrote: »
    I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

    What took you so long this time Helen ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    harr wrote: »
    I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

    Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself. You're going to the hospital anyway, might as well make it worth the trip


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    harr wrote: »
    I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

    :rolleyes:

    You remind of these guys...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,958 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    Infantile!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    I'm with the serious replies on this one. Someone could be trapped etc. it's a form of false imprisonnent.

    It's also not funny haha but funny weird. Weird as in see a shrink weird. Weird as in get committed weird.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,847 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Scummy behaviour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Overflow


    FatRat wrote: »
    I can't believe it only took you 3 minutes to come up with that. First reply and all. Id tip my hat if I had one. And if you could see me.

    How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Sure kids are small enough. Just fcuk it over the gate and then hop it yourself.

    I presume the car that you might want to drive to the hospital in is actually outside the gate, or would you just fcuk that over the gate as well ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Eejit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Walshey96 wrote: »
    Gap was wide enough to put two fingers in.

    Is it wrong I seen the dirty side of this straight away? :D

    Yes. Your a dirty perverted freak who should e locked away.
    Op you got a lock for this fella??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    I'd cut the lock off, find out where you live, and give you back your lock (through your window pane)!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Overflow wrote: »
    How do you know it took him 3 minutes ? explain...

    Time of his reply, compared to time of original post ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭superglue


    Muise... wrote: »
    superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

    *whistles

    Why, thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,969 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Please make this thread get locked....oh the irony...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Is the OP Chubb(y)?


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