I lock peoples gates for the craic

Tugboats · 20-10-2013 11:38PM #1

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

RayM · 20-10-2013 11:41PM

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I'd be annoyed about the padlock, but pleasantly surprised that someone had bought me a gate.

NegativeCreep · 20-10-2013 11:42PM

That's brilliant hahaha :L

FearDark · 20-10-2013 11:43PM

I throw dog poo at my neighbours front door OP, maybe we should team up some night kinda like Batman and Robin? We could be Shatman and Lockin.

PhlegmyMoses · 20-10-2013 11:43PM

I lock people's gates for crack. I'll do anything for a rock and my dealer knows it.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-10-2013 11:44PM

I want to marry you.

EoghanIRL · 20-10-2013 11:47PM

What is the key to your success op ?

WellThen? · 20-10-2013 11:48PM

I'd go mad

harry Bailey esq · 20-10-2013 11:48PM

i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...

Shout Dust · 20-10-2013 11:48PM

Sounds like a waste of money, do you at least record it or anything?

oppenheimer1 · 20-10-2013 11:50PM

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I'd get the angle grinder or lump hammer out of the shed.

anncoates · 20-10-2013 11:51PM

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

delthedriver · 20-10-2013 11:51PM

Why?

lkionm · 20-10-2013 11:52PM

Hahaha yes. Do you leave a key in it?

ted1 · 20-10-2013 11:52PM

We used to put lollipop sticks in to pay phones. They fall straight through and prevented people from collecting change at the end of the day we'd use the handset to smack the finger gate where you collected the change this would break the stick and we could collect the change.

harr · 20-10-2013 11:53PM

I hope none of them have to leave in a hurry with a sick child or the likes.

RobbingBandit · 20-10-2013 11:53PM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

i used to jam locks with by inserting split match sticks into the lock.i would have been around 13 at the time...

Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 20-10-2013 11:53PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I want to marry you.

I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

What would you do to me?

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-10-2013 11:54PM

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

Pug160 · 20-10-2013 11:55PM

anncoates wrote: »

Funny as a once off prank but shelling out money on locks suggests possible mental illness, dwelling with parents and no sex life.

Well I'm not sure I'd go that far, as it's not exactly morbid or dangerous. But yeah, I'd worry that there was a screw loose somewhere.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-10-2013 11:55PM

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

I used to tie opposite door knockers together in my council estate, knock both doors and fcuking leg it.

What would you do to me?

If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

lkionm · 20-10-2013 11:56PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I once spent over €30 on breakfast goods and put them on someones car. Beans, rashers, sausages, eggs, cereals, bread etc.

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

I did that before to my friends car but with other stuff but I got this pâté stuff which didn't come off. He was not impressed

anncoates · 20-10-2013 11:57PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

In fairness the guy kicked a dog so he deserved it, I was also young and stupid

Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.

Howard Juneau · 20-10-2013 11:57PM

I did it before, some fcker used leave an access gate open to let steam out of a cafe kitchen.
The only problem was it left a clear run to the back of my flat & I had a break in, so, I locked it.....3 times before I moved out

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 20-10-2013 11:58PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If I caught you? Break your f*cking legs

You wouldn't catch me. I was skinny and fast then.

1 of them took the knocker down off the door, got a bell instead. That showed me!

delw · 20-10-2013 11:58PM

Why are you wasting your pocket money on locks OP?

Muise... · 20-10-2013 11:58PM

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Toothpicks in car doors was my game, only to people I really despised though.

superglue is quicker and less obvious for car or barrel locks.

*whistles

evolving_doors · 20-10-2013 11:59PM

Tugboats wrote: »

I know its wrong but its piss funny. I think I may have a problem as I'm spending quite a bit on locks now:o

How would you react if you found a big dirty padlock on your gate when trying to go to work in the morning?

I suspect your making it all up...how do you react to that?....discuss...

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-10-2013 11:59PM

anncoates wrote: »

Maybe I've just no imagination but I'd just smash his windscreen and eat the breakfast myself.

No way, I wet myself a little bit I was laughing at how stupid the whole thing was. If I smashed his windscreen Id probably end up having to pay for it or something.

You have to incorporate some fun into it!

pharmaton · 21-10-2013 12:00AM

full moon?

LETHAL LADY · 21-10-2013 12:00AM

Came home recently from grocery shopping to discover a hilarious bellend had knotted a jersey around the gate handles to our house. The cunning gobsheen didn't foresee me always carrying a Stanley knife for such an occasion.

I lock peoples gates for the craic

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