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Asking a guy out

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Gmol wrote: »
    Did that girl get laid?

    She's locked in my cellar... Muaa Ha ha ha...:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 MrBizzles


    Maybe the OP got rode silly..so silly that she doesnt remember that she posted this thread on here...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭TheNap


    My advice : Ask the guy out, its a real turn on


    Your reply : Is it not desperate ?


    My reply : Thats the turn on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    TheNap wrote: »
    My advice : Ask the guy out, its a real turn on


    Your reply : Is it not desperate ?


    My reply : Thats the turn on

    Seems like there's gotta be a less awakward way to quote Friends, a show that we have all seen.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭SirLemonhead


    Seems like there's gotta be a less awakward way to quote Friends, a show that we have all seen.

    Speak for yourself :)


  • Site Banned Posts: 31 Old Dan Tucker


    xoxyx wrote: »
    So... I'm having a bit of indecision. There's a guy that I fancy the pants off. He was a consultant through work, but the project is coming to an end soon and I'm thinking of asking him out - purely for fun and games.

    The thing is, I never ask guys out. I'm a bit nervous about it. I know what I'd say to him, but I'm worried that he'd say no. I'd be looking to hook up with this fella, but nothing long term.

    We have flirted a bit. We get on grand, but I'm purely interested in him physically.

    I'll have you know, Men are not just there so the likes of you can come along and use for your own sexual desires. We have feelings and I hope he sees your motives and stays well clear. I don't know who you think you are wanting to treat us like pieces of meat. Honestly.

    PM me your number if it doesn't work out though, yeah. Nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    xoxyx wrote: »
    So... I'm having a bit of indecision. There's a guy that I fancy the pants off. He was a consultant through work, but the project is coming to an end soon and I'm thinking of asking him out - purely for fun and games.

    The thing is, I never ask guys out. I'm a bit nervous about it. I know what I'd say to him, but I'm worried that he'd say no. I'd be looking to hook up with this fella, but nothing long term.

    We have flirted a bit. We get on grand, but I'm purely interested in him physically.

    email him saying you need to meet him in the store room at x:xx time for a meeting then sit there waiting with your legs open and no knickers on... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,849 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Scrolls down 2 pages looking for OP's name next to a post.

    I am disappoint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    email him saying you need to meet him in the store room at x:xx time for a meeting then sit there waiting with your legs open and no knickers on... ;)

    Lot of one-handed posting in this thread


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    Lot of one-handed posting in this thread

    im at work too just waiting for that email :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    I didn't know ye cared!! :P

    Ok, sorry, update. Not going into detail here, but we met up and, yeah, it was chemistry station. Was kind of like a child being let out of school for the summer 'cause we could finally flirt properly instead of that is it / isn't it stuff that you have to do with work people.

    ♫♫♫ And then some time passed. ♫♫♫

    Went to work the next day with a smile on my face (and about two hours late).

    Overall - total success. Would recommend.
    Khannie wrote: »
    C'mooonnn oxo cubes! Did you ask him out or wha?

    One word: RainbowKittenBalloon :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,445 ✭✭✭wirelessdude01


    Take it round two will be happening :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Pics or it didnt happen......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    I'm working on it. I just need to splice the mirror cam, ceiling cam and wall cam, and make sure it's in sync with the dude who was recording the whole thing. Any minute now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    xoxyx wrote: »
    I'm working on it. I just need to splice the mirror cam, ceiling cam and wall cam, and make sure it's in sync with the dude who was recording the whole thing. Any minute now...

    Im happy now so unsubscribing to this thread. Job done. Cant wait to tell the wife later. Weve discussed your exploits in bed and it has helped us. Thanks. Ya cant beat roleplay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭who_me


    Thank God for women who make the first move. I'd still be a 40 year old virgin if it weren't for them.

    There's should be a national day for 'em. Apart from Feb. 29th, kind of. And Women's Christmas in some parts is a bit mental.. but an Official one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    Glad to hear you had success way to go you! :) only ever asked two guys out won't be doing it again in a hurry. first time the guy laughed in my face so took a few years to come back from that. They second time a different fella I asked by text. No response and now only says hi if I say hi and that's it whereas before was conversations so that's me done now ha ha. well done you :):):)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,892 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    Did you tell him there was a whole thread about him on boards.ie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Can someone sum up the thread for me? :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Can someone sum up the thread for me? :o

    She asked boardsies should she ask him for a booty call.
    She got her booty call & didn't bother to tell us after all the great fckin advice we gave her!
    Hope she gets the clap, ungrateful bìtch!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Can someone sum up the thread for me? :o

    amaxingly zexty woman wants man for sex, asks the good people of AH for their opinion you know the rest


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,970 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    I'm not certain this'll end well. I'd almost bet when push comes to shove she produces a strap on, and he breaks several world records in his retreat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    It was Ladies Choice during the shlow set. Xoxyx was mad into this fella and even though he was no longer a colleague, she still needed to be pushed across the dance floor by her friends at AH. They circled the floor a few times, then disappeared out the back of the hall, and she was ages getting back with the scandal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    So she got a rattle anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    " does this smell like chloroform to you ? "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    So she got a rattle anyway?

    if we are to believe the op he gave her quite the porking which resulted in her being several hours late for work


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    So she got a rattle anyway?

    She did....and is going back for seconds by all accounts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    She did....and is going back for seconds by all accounts.

    Good for her but I secretly wonder what he looks like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I can get the smell of sex off this thread


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