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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    There's an awful wiff of annoying college student off that article.

    Sure, Colambus was an asshole, but I honestly don't believe that the native americans were gentle lambs that never even heard of violence before the 'mericans Europeans came.

    Probably not. But a whole lot less of them were murdered by Europeans before the Europeans came.

    http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/south-dakota-celebrates-native-american-day/article_c7e63b78-fa36-5b28-96f8-f0d477750949.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Absolute inhuman savages the lot of them.


    They deserved to die.

    Who? The Europeans or the indigenous Americans?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'd hazard a guess that it's the liberal-lefty-PC slant.
    Which could mean literally anything.
    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Sure, Colambus was an asshole, but I honestly don't believe that the native americans were gentle lambs that never even heard of violence before the 'mericans Europeans came.
    They were no better or worse than humans anywhere else on the planet. They had their own indigenous conflicts but seemed to be quite open to the new humans that showed up giving them the benefit of the doubt until they knew more. Which seems to be common amongst all humans.

    They got played though, I'm sure if the tables were turned we'd have gotten just as screwed but that's life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Who? The Europeans or the indigenous Americans?

    The indigenous Americans. Outrageous that their war crimes (scalping, which they definitely invented) has been glossed over by these PC bulldinkles trying to sully Columbus's good name. Despicable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Absolute inhuman savages the lot of them.

    There's no better way to teach savages about civilisation than torturing them, raping them, and making slaves out of them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    The indigenous Americans. Outrageous that their war crimes (scalping, which they definitely invented) has been glossed over by these PC bulldinkles trying to sully Columbus's good name. Despicable.

    That's why they deserve to die?

    Uh...what?

    Wow. I really dont know what to say to that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Sarcasm people, look it up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    This thread is ****ed up.

    Adios.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    The whole scalping thing was a misunderstanding. Native Americans are actually avid hair stylists. When first seeing European hair styles they were taken aback by their amazing Europeanness. They practiced their stylings back at their camps and then in a fit of exuberance ran to the European settlements whooping with excitement, which may have looked slightly menacing to the Europeans.

    Unfortunately the language barrier meant they couldn't explain the situation to the Europeans but were sure once their new friends saw their adaptations of European hair styles they'd instantly understand they had nothing but admiration for the white man.

    The natives knew a lot rested on what they were about to do, the pressure was too much for many of the poor students of hair design, it didn't help their primitive war axes had no chance of replicating the precise movements of a European hair stylists scissors. Tragically most of the Europeans died during the session. The students distraught held up the beautiful hair they destroyed and ran away screaming in distress, which again, may have been misconstrued.

    A tragic misunderstanding.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    It's funny that as time goes on it becomes clearer that probably 90% of what we're taught about Columbus appears to be either incorrect or deliberately Disney-fied.
    He landed in San Salvador.

    What do you mean he never stepped foot on any of the Americas? He never got off the boat?
    There are a lot of suggestions that Columbus never actually set foot on either continents of the Americas. He certainly didn't even get near to the South American coast until his 3rd voyage, even then he may have disembarked onto islands rather than the actual continent.

    He definitely never even saw what is now the United States never mind "discover" it, which makes it funny that the entire country would have a day devoted to him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    seamus wrote: »
    It's funny that as time goes on it becomes clearer that probably 90% of what we're taught about Columbus appears to be either incorrect or deliberately Disney-fied.

    There are a lot of suggestions that Columbus never actually set foot on either continents of the Americas. He certainly didn't even get near to the South American coast until his 3rd voyage, even then he may have disembarked onto islands rather than the actual continent.

    The islands are part of what is known as "the Americas."

    We know Venezeuela as named after Venice.

    What Columbus did was initiate the connections between Europe and the new world, sponsored by Queen Isabella. It nearly doesn't matter whether or not he got off the boat. He brought the discover back to Spain which kicked off European connections to the New world.

    Funny how half of you blame him for killing indigenous Americans and the other half say he never got off the boat. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Oh no, they were all a bunch of peace loving peyote smokers. Didn't scalp or anything. Apaches most of all. You know just like the Celtic mist tribes who never did anything, but hang out in the green mist before patriarchy took over, they never did anything like behead each other and hang the heads off of trees. Oh no no no. It was just the evil Europeans.

    So scalping = justification for colonisation, racism, disenfranchisement, land theft, rape, murder etc. OK. Any other logical points there I should note down?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Nodin wrote: »
    So scalping = justification for colonisation, racism, disenfranchisement, land theft, rape, murder etc. OK. Any other logical points there I should note down?

    Eh that wasn't really the point.

    Nice try at intellectual blackmail. Not biting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Oh no, they were all a bunch of peace loving peyote smokers. Didn't scalp or anything. Apaches most of all. You know just like the Celtic mist tribes who never did anything, but hang out in the green mist before patriarchy took over, they never did anything like behead each other and hang the heads off of trees. Oh no no no. It was just the evil Europeans.

    Scalping was a European thing and was initially done by Europeans to the natives. They would hand in the scalps in exchange for bounty squaw and child scalps were worth less than warrior scalps. The apache were just copying the European settlers .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,114 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Twitter:
    Went to the grocery store for spices but ended up at a stranger's house. Anyway I murdered him and moved in. Happy Columbus Day
    :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    He landed in San Salvador.

    What do you mean he never stepped foot on any of the Americas? He never got off the boat?
    Apologies, he never set foot in what became the United States of America(and may not have set foot in the Americas proper). Until he died he was convinced he had found the indies/Asia. Though in his dealings with the "Indians" he encountered, he was a complete and utter bastard.
    MadsL wrote: »
    I thought the British deliberately infected trading blankets with smallpox?
    http://www.nativeweb.org/pages/legal/amherst/lord_jeff.html
    Well there's a lot of debate on that score and little concrete evidence that they did. I'm not saying they wouldn't have if given the chance to win, but even on the practicality front it's not really much of a goer. For a start those handing over the blankets would want to be damn sure of their immunity, a concept that didn't even arise until later.
    Didn't scalp or anything.
    As Tigger points out scalping was a European thing. Hey the noble savage shíte always pissed me off. The Locals were as bloodthirsty as any European. Of course they were, they were human. The Aztecs et al were right immoral bastards(and no I'm not gonna say by our standards, cos 90% of moral equivalence is a crock of post modernist liberal shíte IMH)
    You know just like the Celtic mist tribes who never did anything, but hang out in the green mist before patriarchy took over, they never did anything like behead each other and hang the heads off of trees.
    A) they weren't Celtic and B) yep they were right bloodthirsty bastards. Even made the Romans, who were right bloodthirsty bastards go "By Apollo Flavious those Keltoi are right bloodthirsty bastards". Thing is the Irish like that they were right bloodthirsty bastards in many ways. The notion of warriors wading knee deep in the blood of their enemies still holds some attraction even today.
    Oh no no no. It was just the evil Europeans.
    Not me in this case. Yes the Europeans were kunts more than once and yes they exploited and conquered all over the place and that shít still lingers in modern problems today. On the other hand the world around us is very much European in nature and culture and law and media. If an alien landed tomorrow they'd think the world was "European". Go to downtown Bejing today and what do you see? Do you see and hear traditional Chinese dress, music. Not very often and you do see cars and buildings and technology and all the rest that is very much European in nature. The first man on the moon spoke English, not because he was English, but because Europe made colonies. But for a quirk of history he may well have spoken French or German, Spanish or even Dutch, but chances are pretty damn high even if you rewound things he'd have spoken a European language. So I am most certainly not one of those self hating Europeans. IMHO The myriad civilisations of Europe throughout the history of mankind have given back more than they took*. Still and all, even with that, we have to acknowledge what we took too.



    *then again because history can get muddled you do find odd ones out there. Take slavery, especially the wholesale slaughter and slavery of African peoples, the slavery we all think of when the word is spoken. Bad Europeans, baaaad. Yep we were. However, who stopped that same slave trade? Africans? Asians? Arabs? oh wait... nope, it was those whities again. I find it extremely ironic and not a little sad when I see African American men and women signing up for Islam(or an odd local variant on it), when Islamic culture had the slave trade running in Africa way before the first palefaced eejit rounded the west African coast praying to saint Christopher because he couldn't see the north star anymore and continued it long after, even down to today. They will even claim Christianity enslaved them, when it was nutbag for the time Christians who were the most vocal in speaking up agin it.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Great post Wibbs. You're like a history bad ass. Can always rely on you to set things straight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    mosstin wrote: »
    I liked him. Never a crime he couldn't solve. Nice coat too. That Jessica Fletcher though? Don't get me started on her. She was a bitch.
    People dropping like flies wherever she lays her hat and nobody ever suspects HER.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    There's no better way to teach savages about civilisation than torturing them, raping them, and making slaves out of them.

    Another charming character bastard came through here in the 16th century. Juan de Oñate fought the Pueblo peoples in what is now New Mexico. When one pueblo rebelled in 1598, a skirmish that erupted when Oñate's occupying Spanish military demanded supplies from the Acoma tribe—demanding things essential to the Acoma surviving the winter. His response: he had his soldiers amputate the left foot of every Acoma man over the age of twenty-five. Females were sent off to be slaves for twenty years.

    In 1606, Oñate was recalled to Mexico City for a hearing into his conduct. After finishing plans for the founding of the town of Santa Fé, he resigned his post and was tried and convicted of cruelty to both natives and colonists. He was banished from New Mexico but on appeal was cleared of all charges. Eventually Oñate went to Spain, where the king appointed him head of mining inspectors for all of Spain. He died in Spain in 1626.

    In 1680 Popé, along with a number of other Pueblo leaders planned and orchestrated the Pueblo Revolt. They kicked the Spanish out of the Santa Fe area for 12 years before the Spanish returned in 1692.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Eh that wasn't really the point.

    ...............

    ...what was the point then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Wibbs wrote: »
    IMHO The myriad civilisations of Europe throughout the history of mankind have given back more than they took.

    It'd be interesting to know how much of 'our' wealth can be traced back to imperial activities.

    This chap has an interesting take on European development:
    It was outright piracy and brigandage that laid the basis for the Industrial Revolution in 15th- and 16th century Portugal, Spain, Netherlands and England. Even the Crusades were a sacred cover, among other political motives, for economic plunder. Describing this naked plunder, Belgian economist Ernest Mandel, delineates the picture of 16th century England. By about 1550 “there was a marked shortage of capital in England. Within a few years, the pirate expeditions against the Spanish fleet, all of which were organised in the form of joint stock companies, changed the situation. Drake’s first pirate undertaking, in the years 1577-80, was launched with a capital of 5,000 pounds to which Queen Elizabeth contributed. It brought in about 600,000 pounds profit, half of which went to the Queen...The pirates introduced some £12 million into England during the reign of Elizabeth,” Mandel writes.

    thenews.com.pk


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    It'd be interesting to know how much of 'our' wealth can be traced back to imperial activities.
    So? Genuine question BTW. "Imperialism" is not just a European concept for a start and it's not always a dirty word on balance. Take our neighbour the UK. The Roman's show up to a more primitive world(which is fine) and they cause chaos initially(which is not so fine), but within a generation we get villas and towns and codified laws and... well what did the Romans ever do for us takes over. Imperialism takes many forms including cultural and technological. I'm sure the myriad numbers of scribes who were making great money writing out catholic indulgences and bibles(as a side order) were not exactly happy about the new printing press*. Game over for them, first true information revolution for the rest of us. Competition begets innovation and while it's usually a difficult birth, the child is usually worth the labour pangs. I say usually. Let us imagine if today we only "discovered" the new world in the 1920's. Would the Aztecs still be chopping out living hearts to appease their gods? Not so unlikely, given the religions and practices of Europe stayed damned constant for nigh on 2 thousand years. Would this be better?






    *in the Islamic world the scribes won, but the society didn't. The first printed Koran was rattled off in Russia and the first printed Koran in the Arab world was in the early 20th century.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Wibbs wrote: »
    So?

    So nothing. Just interested in it. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Wibbs wrote: »
    So? Genuine question(............)century.


    As Chinese society evolved away from human sacrifice, I see no reason why the Southern Americas couldn't have made a similar progression.

    As regards your comparisons with the Romans etc, you seem to be ignoring the often systematic exclusion of native populations from the benefits of the more advanced Imperialist culture, as could be seen across Africa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Nodin wrote: »
    As regards your comparisons with the Romans

    Bloody Romans!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Wibbs wrote: »
    So? Genuine question BTW. "Imperialism" is not just a European concept for a start and it's not always a dirty word on balance. Take our neighbour the UK. The Roman's show up to a more primitive world(which is fine) and they cause chaos initially(which is not so fine), but within a generation we get villas and towns and codified laws and... well what did the Romans ever do for us takes over. Imperialism takes many forms including cultural and technological. I'm sure the myriad numbers of scribes who were making great money writing out catholic indulgences and bibles(as a side order) were not exactly happy about the new printing press*. Game over for them, first true information revolution for the rest of us. Competition begets innovation and while it's usually a difficult birth, the child is usually worth the labour pangs. I say usually. Let us imagine if today we only "discovered" the new world in the 1920's. Would the Aztecs still be chopping out living hearts to appease their gods? Not so unlikely, given the religions and practices of Europe stayed damned constant for nigh on 2 thousand years. Would this be better?






    *in the Islamic world the scribes won, but the society didn't. The first printed Koran was rattled off in Russia and the first printed Koran in the Arab world was in the early 20th century.

    The West is indebted to Rome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Nodin wrote: »
    As Chinese society evolved away from human sacrifice, I see no reason why the Southern Americas couldn't have made a similar progression.

    As regards your comparisons with the Romans etc, you seem to be ignoring the often systematic exclusion of native populations from the benefits of the more advanced Imperialist culture, as could be seen across Africa.

    If you look at it from an environmental history point of view, SA has a completely different climate, much closer to prehistoric. One of the reasons Europe advanced as it did is because of the horse. The horse evolved in Europe while SA still had iguanas.

    The horse enabled armies and trade.

    Have the Chinese really evolved away from human sacrifice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Have the Chinese really evolved away from human sacrifice?

    What parallel dimension did I just stumble into...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    MadsL wrote: »
    What parallel dimension did I just stumble into...

    The one where they abort females because of a one child quota and where they named an airport after Ghengis Khan.

    Those two details immediately come to mind.


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