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If you could swap gender for a day

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  • #32
    hefferboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Fingering box.

    Changing rooms.

    Looking at my titties.


  • #33
    Paddyfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Paddyfield


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Your username is very confusing if you don't already have the titties :pac:

    Maybe there's a W missing from anncoates user name?


  • #34
    H3llR4iser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    Surprised nobody mentioned it, but: I'd make a bit of money.

    Recipe:

    1. Shoot about 20 hours of amateur pr0n footage;
    2. Sell it on the Internet in 10 minutes clips;
    3. Count the €€€.

    I'd be wary of the "spend the day in the changing room" scenario...most gyms I've been to, the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...


  • #35
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    In the kitchen!















    Kidding :)


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Get my toenails painted.


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  • #37
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Getting drinks bought for me at the bar.


  • #38
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    parking v badly


  • #39
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Become a fashion designer. :)


  • #40
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Specialun wrote: »
    parking v badly

    How boring!! You can do that as either sex!


  • #41
    422nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭422nd


    Relearn the offside rule.


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  • #42
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,004 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Commit a few murders since I'd be changing back to my own gender and DNA again the next day, thus rendering any video evidence/eye witness accounts utterly useless and the DNA samples untraceable since that woman no longer exists...

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  • #43
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I'd go to a valley and listen to my deep voice echoing all around. Then I'd swing from tree to tree with my very strong arms.

    /Tarzan


  • #44
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Muise... wrote: »
    I'd go to a valley and listen to my deep voice echoing all around. Then I'd swing from tree to tree with my very strong arms.

    /Tarzan

    Looking for Jane? :)


  • #45
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Looking for Jane? :)

    I'd be enjoying my new body far too much. :)


  • #46
    Emmaline Echoing Roughneck
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Emmaline Echoing Roughneck


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Surprised nobody mentioned it, but: I'd make a bit of money.

    Recipe:

    1. Shoot about 20 hours of amateur pr0n footage;
    2. Sell it on the Internet in 10 minutes clips;
    3. Count the €€€.

    I'd be wary of the "spend the day in the changing room" scenario...most gyms I've been to, the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...

    So they leave stinking?


  • #47
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...

    Sure, they don't HAVE to be the good looking ones!!


  • #48
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Muise... wrote: »
    I'd be enjoying my new body far too much. :)


    Would you care to elaborate? :D


  • #49
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I'd keep going into shops, preferably with long queues waiting till it was my turn at the cash register and then spend 5 minutes fishing around in my purse for small change to pay with.


  • #50
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Commit a few murders since I'd be changing back to my own gender and DNA again the next day, thus rendering any video evidence/eye witness accounts utterly useless and the DNA samples untraceable since that woman no longer exists...

    It seems you have thought about this before...

    also you would have to think fingerprints, they wouldn't change.

    Also would your DNA not roughly stay the same as thats the base for the chromosones themselves? Although guessing there isn't really a lot of science done on this


  • #51
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Would you care to elaborate? :D

    deep voice, strong arms. that'll do for a day. :)


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  • #52
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/7860/275859.jpg

    Really though, I'd be a shivering wreck with my fingers worn down to nubbins.


  • #53
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Surprised nobody mentioned it, but: I'd make a bit of money.

    Recipe:

    1. Shoot about 20 hours of amateur pr0n footage;
    2. Sell it on the Internet in 10 minutes clips;
    3. Count the €€€.

    Who pays for porn these days?


  • #54
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    BEWBS!!!


  • #55
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Seeing how far I could squirt


  • #56
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd spend it trying to find out how many €1 coins I could fit in there.
    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Seeing how far I could squirt

    I love these two. I pause on them and wonder if they're men or women and which would make it more disgusting.


  • #57
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I'd love to know what it's like to sit down taking a wee.

    I always sit down to wee it has health benefits and you get to sit down.


  • #58
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Seeing how far I could squirt

    This is assuming you CAN squirt. It's not something you learn overnight. :)


  • #59
    megaten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭megaten


    Probably try on lots of cute coats and jackets


  • #60
    GarIT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭GarIT


    I'd probably spend the day trying to park, given I wouldn't be able to drive anymore.

    Being right all day would be handy too.


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  • #61
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    This is assuming you CAN squirt. It's not something you learn overnight. :)

    I bow to your superior knowledge and expertise ;)


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