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If you could swap gender for a day

  • 14-10-2013 9:55am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Magic genie says you can do it for 24 hours, no surgery and then change back as you were would you give it a try?
    How would you spend your day?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    ****!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    ****!

    +1

    But the womany way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Menstruating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'd love to know what it's like to sit down taking a wee.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'd spend it trying to find out how many €1 coins I could fit in there.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Trying to give myself a blow job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Iano_128


    standing in front of a mirror playing with my new boobs.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'd love to know what it's like to sit down taking a wee.

    Such things Man was never meant to know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Probably spend the day in the changing rooms!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    I'd go shopping. Buy eighteen pairs of shoes a jacket and three piars of jeans that dont fit me. Then spend the rest of the day on the phone talking about it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Gossiping.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭R.F.


    Scissoring


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Caressing a stubble-free chin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I'd spend the whole day holding up ATM queues!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 121 ✭✭Mark Twain


    Seduce celebrity solicitor, Gerald Kean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Definitely get some cock, just to see what it feels like the other way around.

    Before anyone tells me I could do that as a man too, no thanks. Exit only ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Trying to give myself a blow job.

    Need some practice first?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    High-fiving and thumping chests with other guys while shouting, "Hoo-ha!".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Let's face it, I'd just spend the day squeezing my tits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    anncoates wrote: »
    Let's face it, I'd just spend the day squeezing my tits.


    Your username is very confusing if you don't already have the titties :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Your username is very confusing if you don't already have the titties :pac:

    Hairy man tits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Willy windmills.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    I'd just be distracted by the boobs....


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Mr Simpson wrote: »
    I'd just be distracted by the boobs....

    I get distracted by my boobs now. No need to change gender.

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Need some practice first?

    Er, no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Er, no.

    So your saying you have had a lot of practice......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    racso1975 wrote: »
    So your saying you have had a lot of practice......

    Did I say that? Don't think I did. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    anncoates wrote: »
    Let's face it, I'd just spend the day squeezing my tits.
    So...no change then?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    flick the bean


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Fingering box.

    Changing rooms.

    Looking at my titties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Paddyfield


    Your username is very confusing if you don't already have the titties :pac:

    Maybe there's a W missing from anncoates user name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    Surprised nobody mentioned it, but: I'd make a bit of money.

    Recipe:

    1. Shoot about 20 hours of amateur pr0n footage;
    2. Sell it on the Internet in 10 minutes clips;
    3. Count the €€€.

    I'd be wary of the "spend the day in the changing room" scenario...most gyms I've been to, the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    In the kitchen!















    Kidding :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Get my toenails painted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Getting drinks bought for me at the bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    parking v badly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Become a fashion designer. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Specialun wrote: »
    parking v badly

    How boring!! You can do that as either sex!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭422nd


    Relearn the offside rule.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,363 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Commit a few murders since I'd be changing back to my own gender and DNA again the next day, thus rendering any video evidence/eye witness accounts utterly useless and the DNA samples untraceable since that woman no longer exists...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I'd go to a valley and listen to my deep voice echoing all around. Then I'd swing from tree to tree with my very strong arms.

    /Tarzan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Muise... wrote: »
    I'd go to a valley and listen to my deep voice echoing all around. Then I'd swing from tree to tree with my very strong arms.

    /Tarzan

    Looking for Jane? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Looking for Jane? :)

    I'd be enjoying my new body far too much. :)


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Emmaline Echoing Roughneck


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Surprised nobody mentioned it, but: I'd make a bit of money.

    Recipe:

    1. Shoot about 20 hours of amateur pr0n footage;
    2. Sell it on the Internet in 10 minutes clips;
    3. Count the €€€.

    I'd be wary of the "spend the day in the changing room" scenario...most gyms I've been to, the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...

    So they leave stinking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    the good looking ones mostly arrive in their exercise clothes and never even go near the dressing rooms...

    Sure, they don't HAVE to be the good looking ones!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Muise... wrote: »
    I'd be enjoying my new body far too much. :)


    Would you care to elaborate? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I'd keep going into shops, preferably with long queues waiting till it was my turn at the cash register and then spend 5 minutes fishing around in my purse for small change to pay with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Commit a few murders since I'd be changing back to my own gender and DNA again the next day, thus rendering any video evidence/eye witness accounts utterly useless and the DNA samples untraceable since that woman no longer exists...

    It seems you have thought about this before...

    also you would have to think fingerprints, they wouldn't change.

    Also would your DNA not roughly stay the same as thats the base for the chromosones themselves? Although guessing there isn't really a lot of science done on this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Would you care to elaborate? :D

    deep voice, strong arms. that'll do for a day. :)


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