You know you're a culchie when...

sky_boat · 13-10-2013 01:56PM

you refer to someone who thinks its funny to thump people for a laugh as " a sound cnut " )

el diablo · 13-10-2013 02:21PM

usersame wrote: »

You're not addicted to heroin

Yes, you have it all figured out.
All Dubs are heroin addicted scumbags and all culchies are inbred, toothless, illiterate simpletons. :-*

smileyj1987 · 13-10-2013 02:41PM

Dublin winning the all ireland is the worst day of your life .

padd b1975 · 13-10-2013 03:03PM

Instead of hello you say 'well'.

Sam Kade · 13-10-2013 03:08PM

You know you're a Dub when you constantly refer to your bleedin arse

the_syco · 13-10-2013 03:10PM

joe stodge wrote: »

You think toblerone is exotic...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/exotic

exotic
ex·ot·ic [ig-zot-ik]
adjective
1.
of foreign origin or character; not native; introduced from abroad

http://www.toblerone.co.uk/faqs

Where is Toblerone made?
Toblerone is made in Bern, Switzerland.

WHERE THE FUNK DID YOU THINK TOBLERONE IS MADE? SWORDS?

Galwayguy35 · 13-10-2013 03:13PM

sky_boat wrote: »

you refer to someone who thinks its funny to thump people for a laugh as " a sound cnut " )

No we don't, it's used to refer to someone we do think is sound.

Galwayguy35 · 13-10-2013 03:17PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I find it so ridiculous that someone from outside Dublin would even think we would. It's so completely outdated that it's not applicable anymore.

Probably the one thing I would find offensive is the snobbery directed at North Dubs from some people from the country but I find snobbery offensive anyway no matter who it's directed at. Says more about the person doing the insulting than their "target" tbh.

Would it not be rich southsiders that would be directing snobbery at their northside cousins rather than anyone else?

RockWerchter · 13-10-2013 04:16PM

There's always at least three three litre bottles of country spring bought for Christmas

Gokei · 13-10-2013 04:47PM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

No we don't, it's used to refer to someone we do think is sound.

Who's we?

Legs.Eleven · 13-10-2013 04:59PM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Would it not be rich southsiders that would be directing snobbery at their northside cousins rather than anyone else?

Not in my experience, funnily enough. Most of the venom on Boards is not from rich Southsiders, it's people from outside of Dublin calling Dubs "skangers". I doubt Southsiders would be labelling Dubs "Skangers" or "Scumbags" now, would they? Don't tell me you don't see it.

Edit: No doubt there's snobbery there too but it's a bit of a fallacy to say it only comes from there. Anyway, this thread is not about them.

Vurnon San Benito · 13-10-2013 05:03PM

When local pubs have 3 times as many Guinness taps than another other drink.

Joe prim · 13-10-2013 05:06PM

Yer ma goes powerwalking with yer missus on the bypass.

biko · 13-10-2013 05:11PM

When a SUV isn't fashion accessory.

Gokei · 13-10-2013 05:16PM

biko wrote: »

When a SUV isn't fashion accessory.

And gets dirty the odd time

Seaneh · 13-10-2013 05:19PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

You go to Dublin for your education and slag the shit out of it when you go home at the weekend.

I'm in dublin studying at the minute.
I lived here for a year about 8 years ago as well.

It's a f*cking dump.

Absolute ****hole of a city, full of zombies and the smell of ****e off the river on a warm day is horrendous.

I'm out of here the day after my exams end and going back to civilisation.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 05:20PM

bonfire night isn't the end of October

wazky · 13-10-2013 05:21PM

downonthefarm wrote: »

bonfire night isn't the end of October

Sure how else could you get rid of the wrap off the silage.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 05:23PM

The smell of slurry ain't all that either

Seaneh wrote: »

I'm in dublin studying at the minute.
I loved here for a year about 8 years ago as well.

It's a f*cking dump.

Absolute ****hole of a city, full of zombies and the smell of ****e off the river on a warm day is horrendous.

I'm out of here the day after my exams end and going back to civilisation.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 13-10-2013 05:26PM

el diablo wrote: »

Yes, you have it all figured out.
All Dubs are heroin addicted scumbags and all culchies are inbred, toothless, illiterate simpletons. :-*

There's also the fantastically charming and intelligent people of Cork.

And we have Nordies who are all terrorists.

Now we have 100% of the island stereotyped into their proper roles.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 05:26PM

the hay wrap?

wazky wrote: »

Sure how else could you get rid of the wrap off the silage.

Donkeygonads · 13-10-2013 05:28PM

When you go to a cafe / restaurant and have a full fry up at 4pm ...

rolliepoley · 13-10-2013 05:30PM

You live in the city and you miss the smell of manure.

Legs.Eleven · 13-10-2013 05:45PM

Seaneh wrote: »

I'm in dublin studying at the minute.
I lived here for a year about 8 years ago as well.

It's a f*cking dump.

Absolute ****hole of a city, full of zombies and the smell of ****e off the river on a warm day is horrendous.

I'm out of here the day after my exams end and going back to civilisation.

I don't think anyone cares tbh.

Donkeygonads · 13-10-2013 05:49PM

You're choice of car is either a diesel passat, Avensis or mondeo ..... With a tow bar !

rustedtrumpet · 13-10-2013 05:49PM

Liamalone wrote: »

When you feint at the sight of your first bendy bus!

There is no bendy buses in Dubland, you must be a culchie...

Duckworth_Luas · 13-10-2013 05:51PM

When a visit to Castlerea is to see Clonalis House not your pals in the big house!

Donkeygonads · 13-10-2013 05:53PM

You're county jersey is the most prized item of clothing in you're wardrobe

rolliepoley · 13-10-2013 05:57PM

You take the tractor to mass on a sunday.

Donkeygonads · 13-10-2013 05:59PM

An exotic holiday is a 4 day stay in a caravan site in bundoran

You know you're a culchie when...

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