You know you're a culchie when...

Turtyturd · 13-10-2013 03:10AM

If your name's not PJ it's Seanie.

The whole family gather around the radio to listen to the death notices.

Charlie19 · 13-10-2013 03:24AM

When you describe somewhere as "Hole" without sh*t before it.

Smidge · 13-10-2013 03:25AM

Breakfast rolls count as three of your five a day.

seanie_c · 13-10-2013 03:54AM

el diablo wrote: »

Where are you from, Seanie?

Let me guess, you loved Dublin so much you moved to North America?

el diablo · 13-10-2013 04:03AM

seanie_c wrote: »

Let me guess, you loved Dublin so much you moved to North America?

Time to lose the chip on your shoulder, sean.

seanie_c · 13-10-2013 04:10AM

el diablo wrote: »

Time to lose the chip on your shoulder, sean.

The reality is, there's nothing all that great about Dublin.

But If you feel it's such a great place, why not move back...

WoollyRedHat · 13-10-2013 04:16AM

He lives in a house, he lives in a very bif house, in the country.. do do do, doo doo do...

el diablo · 13-10-2013 04:31AM

seanie_c wrote: »

The reality is, there's nothing all that great about Dublin.

But If you feel it's such a great place, why not move back...

You won't tell us where you're from. Ashamed, I guess.

seanie_c · 13-10-2013 04:53AM

el diablo wrote: »

You won't tell us where you're from. Ashamed, I guess.

I could tell you I'm from New York, London, Hong Kong...what difference would it make where I'm from?

It doesn't change Dublin, unfortunately.

You obviously had to leave it...I doubt that's because it's such a great place to be.

Esel · 13-10-2013 05:27AM

cornholiooo wrote: »

You don't have a methadone clinic in your area and the alleyways near where you live do not smell of urine.

Your local waterways can actually support non toxic wildlife, do not contain loads of shopping trollys, and if your'e calling a local landmark a mountain, chances are it actually is one.

The county you live in does not contain a number of structures celebrating british imperialism.

You cannot be rendered bankrupt by having your social welfare card hidden under your work-boots.

Big shout out to Dano, Miko, Steo, Jono, Anto, Deco, Alco, Damo, and Chriso, from Rialto, headin up to monto, for some blow, in the Polo, eating sambos, and crips, even though they should be in skeuw-ell...
or perhaps in the eZoo....
such lingo..
morto... :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RlXJCwSjwg

Me... I'm a citizen of the world.

When you think Mayo is the world, and that every Damo is from Doublin.

[Pee]That's wimmen for ya![/Pee]

You know you're a culchie when the Ploughing Championship is your big day out, and you know how to get free tickets.

ardle1 · 13-10-2013 05:38AM

When someone from Dublin says you are, and then it leaves your mind in an instant...... Then two years later another Dubliner tells you, and then it leaves your mind in an instant, then maybe a year later another Dubliner tells you yor're a culchie and again it leaves your mind in a nano second..... And so it goes on and on and on and on and on blah blah blah :cool:

delaval · 13-10-2013 06:22AM

You know you're a culchie when what Dubs think of is not important.

Galwayguy35 · 13-10-2013 07:01AM

Smidge wrote: »

When your porn is the new John Deere catalogue.

Have to say I laughed at that one.

DainBramage · 13-10-2013 07:07AM

When you have framed portraits of the Pope, JFK and Marty Morrisey hanging on your wall.

Daveysil15 · 13-10-2013 10:08AM

Lapin wrote: »

Its actually Dubliners that think Dublin is a big city.

By world standards the place is actually quite small.

Bloody nightmare to drive through though. I'd sooner drive through Calcutta. Dublin just confuses me.

<<<<culchie

:mad:

cornholiooo · 13-10-2013 11:54AM

Some of these posts are real funny... and some are just plainly weak. (you know who you are)

So many keyboard warriors on both sides, predominantly male I surmise.

People getting so excited and angry over a thread which was engineered specifically to do just that.

This is getting boring now though, I'm off to bring the dog for a walk

biko · 13-10-2013 11:57AM

You're used to get slagged and called various names by jackeens that in turn get offended when you call them jackeens.

usersame · 13-10-2013 11:59AM

You're not addicted to heroin

Pkiernan · 13-10-2013 12:03PM

You refer to any vehicle with 4WD or AWD capability as a "Jape", except of course for any real Jeep which you call a "4be4".

NegativeCreep · 13-10-2013 12:22PM

biko wrote: »

You're used to get slagged and called various names by jackeens that in turn get offended when you call them jackeens.

I don't think Any dub has ever gotten offended by the term jackeen

oldyouth · 13-10-2013 12:47PM

cornholiooo wrote: »

This is getting boring now though, I'm off to bring the dog for a walk

I bet you have a bit of balin' twine for a lead, go on, don't ya?

Artful_Badger · 13-10-2013 12:57PM

oldyouth wrote: »

I bet you have a bit of balin' twine for a lead, go on, don't ya?

Probably not even a dog, probably a goat or something. He's going to walk the goat down the land with balin twine for a lead.

Artful_Badger · 13-10-2013 01:00PM

I dont get how its culchie vs dub. There's more townies in the country than just dubs yanno. I'm a culchie btw, not a dub or townie or any other type of street bred rat.

BASHIR · 13-10-2013 01:07PM

Your weeks off from work are to go baling hay and cutting turf!

Vita nova · 13-10-2013 01:15PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I don't think Any dub has ever gotten offended by the term jackeen

I've definitely seen people get offended by it on the internet. I don't know about the real world, I've never used it, and rarely hear it used.

Anyway, the use of the J-word by non-Dubliners, and culchie by Dubliners says a lot more about the idiots who use them than the people at whom they are directed.

Mollyd90 · 13-10-2013 01:18PM

darlett wrote: »

when...you park the car, go inside your home and relax without locking either and your possessions are still yours the next day.

HAHAHA-****ing culchies won't like reading that :pac:

No actually, when you are a cluhie you have to lock your car and house in fear of the scummy dub knackers coming down the motorway to take your possessions

Legs.Eleven · 13-10-2013 01:19PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I don't think Any dub has ever gotten offended by the term jackeen

I find it so ridiculous that someone from outside Dublin would even think we would. It's so completely outdated that it's not applicable anymore.

Probably the one thing I would find offensive is the snobbery directed at North Dubs from some people from the country but I find snobbery offensive anyway no matter who it's directed at. Says more about the person doing the insulting than their "target" tbh.

satstheway · 13-10-2013 01:28PM

When you don't live in a boxroom

sky_boat · 13-10-2013 01:34PM

you use the word " fierce " to describe everything

boobar · 13-10-2013 01:45PM

You call someone who'd put years on you a character....

You also use phrases like "he'd put years on you.."

Oh ffs, I feel like Harrison Ford at the end of BladeRunner...

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