You know you're a culchie when...

PhlegmyMoses · 13-10-2013 12:01AM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Those goats are turned into cheap sausage substitute for the majority drug addled Dubliner. You eat them, no wonder you think Mrs Browns Boys is comedy!

So the cultchies are hiding the real sausages and not selling the good stuff to their richer Dublin brethern? No wonder the country is in the ****. Silly cultchies.

FTA69 · 13-10-2013 12:03AM

When you wear a round-necked jumper with a collared shirt.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 12:06AM

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

So the cultchies are hiding the real sausages and not selling the good stuff to their richer Dublin brethern? No wonder the country is in the ****. Silly cultchies.

what happened to your spuds?
oh they got blight so you had to eat each other instead,
we had our coddle now we breed your women

simonsays1 · 13-10-2013 12:06AM

Well lo and behold!!

Ruu · 13-10-2013 12:09AM

One fingered salute on the steering wheel, to anyone.

80s Child · 13-10-2013 12:14AM

You know your father's name..

PhlegmyMoses · 13-10-2013 12:18AM

80s Child wrote: »

You know your father's name..

In fairness, it's hard not to remember the name PJ. It only has two letters.

13-10-2013 12:27AM

When you actually know everyone within a two mile radius, well the missus claims that she does!.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 12:33AM

you have a square head and you are afraid of dubs

Diabhal Beag · 13-10-2013 12:33AM

If you've never been in a situation where you've had to get cows off the "main road" armed with nothing but a stick you can't classify yourself as a bogger. No excuses.

13-10-2013 12:46AM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

If you've never been in a situation where you've had to get cows off the "main road" armed with nothing but a stick you can't classify yourself as a bogger. No excuses.

Just roar "Mc Donalds" at them, they'll mooooove out of the way!

cornholiooo · 13-10-2013 01:14AM

You don't have a methadone clinic in your area and the alleyways near where you live do not smell of urine.

Your local waterways can actually support non toxic wildlife, do not contain loads of shopping trollys, and if your'e calling a local landmark a mountain, chances are it actually is one.

The county you live in does not contain a number of structures celebrating british imperialism.

You cannot be rendered bankrupt by having your social welfare card hidden under your work-boots.

Big shout out to Dano, Miko, Steo, Jono, Anto, Deco, Alco, Damo, and Chriso, from Rialto, headin up to monto, for some blow, in the Polo, eating sambos, and crips, even though they should be in skeuw-ell...
or perhaps in the eZoo....
such lingo..
morto... :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RlXJCwSjwg

Me... I'm a citizen of the world.

13-10-2013 01:18AM

When all the bumps in the road are caused by bog subsidence rather than the council installing speed bumps.,

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 01:21AM

you think everyone in dublin is on heroin

Smidge · 13-10-2013 01:22AM

cornholiooo wrote: »

You don't have a methadone clinic in your area and the alleyways near where you live do not smell of urine.

Your local waterways can actually support non toxic wildlife, do not contain loads of shopping trollys, and if your'e calling a local landmark a mountain, chances are it actually is one.

The county you live in does not contain a number of structures celebrating british imperialism.

You cannot be rendered bankrupt by having your social welfare card hidden under your work-boots.

Big shout out to Dano, Miko, Steo, Jono, Anto, Deco, Alco, Damo, and Chriso, from Rialto, headin up to monto, for some blow, in the Polo, eating sambos, and crips, even though they should be in skeuw-ell...
or perhaps in the eZoo....
such lingo..
morto... :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RlXJCwSjwg

Me... I'm a citizen of the world.

Did you not read the thread title???
The above are things country folk do :P

Renegade Mechanic · 13-10-2013 01:22AM

When you dont shower 3 times a day and loike towtally just buy sambos instead of actually making them!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-10-2013 01:27AM

No matter where in the country your from, be it donegal mayo cork or Wexford, you go "up to Dublin"

osarusan · 13-10-2013 01:28AM

As a culchie (fist 17 years of my life in a house which had only 1 other house in sight of it), some of these have been pretty funny.

Wacker The Attacker · 13-10-2013 01:29AM

osarusan wrote: »

As a culchie (fist 17 years of my life in a house which had only 1 other house in sight of it), some of these have been pretty funny.

I fisted 17 years out of myself last night

13-10-2013 01:31AM

CJC999 wrote: »

No matter where in the country your from, be it donegal mayo cork or Wexford, you go "up to Dublin"

My missus gives out yards (metres) if I ever say " I'm going down to Dublin to do a job"

13-10-2013 01:32AM

osarusan wrote: »

As a culchie (fist 17 years of my life in a house which had only 1 other house in sight of it), some of these have been pretty funny.

Since the trees I planted have grown the neighbours have disappeared!

cornholiooo · 13-10-2013 01:35AM

Smidge wrote: »

Did you not read the thread title???
The above are things country folk do :P

Sir, Id like to commend your rapier wit.

downonthefarm · 13-10-2013 01:35AM

you keep your money under the bed,
most of it is still the communion money

Smidge · 13-10-2013 01:44AM

cornholiooo wrote: »

Sir, Id like to commend your rapier wit.

Why thank you Sir *doffs hat*

I shall take that commendation and put in the pocket of my tracksuit ends.

MonaPizza · 13-10-2013 01:48AM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

You go to Dublin for your education and slag the shit out of it when you go home at the weekend.

And your friends and relatives shlag ya when ya come home....being all high and mighty with dem fancy ways.

grenache · 13-10-2013 02:15AM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

You go to Dublin for your education and slag the shit out of it when you go home at the weekend.

This made me laugh. Go to Dublin for education

Does Junkies shooting up on O Connell St qualify as education!

Smidge · 13-10-2013 02:19AM

grenache wrote: »

This made me laugh. Go to Dublin for education

Does Junkies shooting up on O Connell St qualify as education!

I think he means an Academic education.
Not just an education.

Also, they generally don't shoot up in O'Connell Street :P

seanie_c · 13-10-2013 02:33AM

Lapin wrote: »

Its actually Dubliners that think Dublin is a big city.

By world standards the place is actually quite small.

Dublin's a bit of a hole really.. some of the locals there seem to think it's the center of the universe.

whitey1 · 13-10-2013 02:49AM

This is great

You bless yourself when you pass a graveyard

You know someone called WillieJoe, MartinJoe or PaddyJoe

You know who your grannys first cousin was

You have drank a pint of "special"

You have more first cousins in England than you do in Ireland

You smoke/have smoked Major cigarettes

You are sent by your parents to attend funerals of people you have never met

You can change the tyre of a car in about 5 minutes flat on a dark road of a bad night

el diablo · 13-10-2013 02:56AM

seanie_c wrote: »

Dublin's a bit of a hole really.. some of the locals there seem to think it's the center of the universe.

Where are you from, Seanie?

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