You know you're a culchie when...

thegreatgonzo · 12-10-2013 10:22PM

who the fug wrote: »

:rolleyes:

has anyone ever tipped a cow, or seen it done

It's not possible. Only townies go on about it.

Skill Magill · 12-10-2013 10:36PM

when you use the term townie

Victor Meldrew · 12-10-2013 10:38PM

SarahBM wrote: »

Culchies use terms like packed and jammers and jointed to describe a place full of people. Dubliners dont understand these terms.

Dubs also think Cork is a foreign country.

Also having breakfast at 11 and dinner at 12 on a sunday.

Cork "people" think cork is a different country.

They started it, and, sure they kill their own, so let them away with it.

They are a modest lot though.

BillyMitchel · 12-10-2013 10:39PM

who the fug wrote: »

:rolleyes:

has anyone ever tipped a cow,

Yeah your ma!

spank_inferno · 12-10-2013 10:47PM

When you day "Hon the Banner.... Hon Mayo".

What is this word "Hon"?

When you are proud to drink the pure spring water from the well near your house... & your leaky septic-tank is not your problem!

Uberbeamerman · 12-10-2013 10:49PM

darlett wrote: »

when...you park the car, go inside your home and relax without locking either and your possessions are still yours the next day.

HAHAHA-****ing culchies won't like reading that :pac:

That also could mean you have a good guard dog or Nally as a second name.....

oldyouth · 12-10-2013 10:58PM

When you wear a traditional hat (a sombrero) to a sporting occasion in the big schmoke

Sam Kade · 12-10-2013 11:03PM

Victor Meldrew wrote: »

Dubs think Dublin is a different country.

Fixed

Turtyturd · 12-10-2013 11:10PM

Your name is PJ...your da's name is PJ...and you probably have a brother/sister named PJ.

Celly Smunt · 12-10-2013 11:11PM

Sam Kade wrote: »

Fixed

if only,Mightn't have to prop up the rest of the cestpool if it was.

Boy i wish

PhlegmyMoses · 12-10-2013 11:12PM

.....when you have 6 toes on each foot and have sex with your cousin-sisters.

.....when you get sand in your vagina when somebody starts a light hearted cultchie bashing thread on the internet.

Duckworth_Luas · 12-10-2013 11:26PM

I once saw a Dublin teacher! Yes, an actual teacher from Dublin.

Too bad he was teaching the other scumbags the correct veins into which inject heroin.

He won the Dublin Person of the Year Award.

Mr.Prodston · 12-10-2013 11:29PM

Victor Meldrew wrote: »

Cork "people" think cork is a different country.

They started it, and, sure they kill their own, so let them away with it.

They are a modest lot though.

I don't believe it

Skill Magill · 12-10-2013 11:29PM

you've been told in school about getting into the civil service

PhlegmyMoses · 12-10-2013 11:30PM

.... when you don't know that all veins are the correct veins for heroin injection, therefore eradicating the need for a teacher. That man was a charlatan Duckworth.

_Redzer_ · 12-10-2013 11:32PM

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

.... when you don't know that all veins are the correct veins for heroin injection, therefore eradicating the need for a teacher. That man was a charlatan Duckworth.

But only a Dublin scumbag would know that

Am I doing it right?

PhlegmyMoses · 12-10-2013 11:36PM

_Redzer_ wrote: »

But only a Dublin scumbag would know that

Am I doing it right?

No.

The You know you're a Dubliner thread is that way

>

The Treatments for sandy vaginas thread is that way <

Smidge · 12-10-2013 11:36PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What is 'Dubbalin' city's finest getting for Christmas this year? Ill tell ya....Tracksuits, Tracksuits and more tracksuits

Welcome back from the 80's

Wattle · 12-10-2013 11:37PM

When you and your mates bate the **** out of a GAA referee and bundle him into the boot of a car cos he cost your local team the match.

we'llallhavetea · 12-10-2013 11:39PM

when you say "sure the place is over run with dubs"

Smidge · 12-10-2013 11:40PM

When your porn is the new John Deere catalogue.

Duckworth_Luas · 12-10-2013 11:44PM

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

.... when you don't know that all veins are the correct veins for heroin injection, therefore eradicating the need for a teacher. That man was a charlatan Duckworth.

Wow! You really do learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned that coddle, the only non-heroin staple of the Dublin scummer, is 99% the leftovers of what Culchies feed to goats! Dubs are such scumbags!

robertxxx · 12-10-2013 11:46PM

You've a red neck.

PhlegmyMoses · 12-10-2013 11:47PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Wow! You really do learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned that coddle, the only non-heroin staple of the Dublin scummer, is 99% the leftovers of what Culchies feed to goats! Dubs are such scumbags!

A stew with sausages in it is what cultchies feed to their goats? Those goats are spoilt. Special relationship indeed.....

downonthefarm · 12-10-2013 11:49PM

you buy your wellies two sizes extra sizes so you can fit the back legs of the sheep into them

Gokei · 12-10-2013 11:52PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What is 'Dubbalin' city's finest getting for Christmas this year? Ill tell ya....Tracksuits, Tracksuits and more tracksuits

Confused again?

"You know you're a culchie when?"
"Dubbalin' citys' finest rabble rabble....."

Duckworth_Luas · 12-10-2013 11:53PM

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

A stew with sausages in it is what cultchies feed to their goats? Those goats are spoilt. Special relationship indeed.....

Those goats are turned into cheap sausage substitute for the majority drug addled Dubliner. You eat them, no wonder you think Mrs Browns Boys is comedy!

downonthefarm · 12-10-2013 11:55PM

you know your a culchie when you think its ok to drink and drive

josip · 12-10-2013 11:56PM

You can go to a GAA game outside the M50 without ringing 98FM to beg them to delay the throw in because "we had no idea it was this far"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 12-10-2013 11:56PM

When you say "Stall! Stall!" instead of "wait for me".
Greet people saying ara mush.
When things are "mule" (pure dirt)
When some young one is a beur instead of a young lady.

I'd take that rather than having classy sweatpants for my trips to the social, or shooting heroin into my left eyeball cause the veins in my arm was blown to shyte.

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