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  • #62
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    You know SuperMacs bates the **** outta McD, BK and them other fancy places.


  • #63
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    When you think Burgerking or Mickey D's are fancy...

    :D


  • #64
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Your local nightclub plays Mark McCabes "Maniac" to get the place going. Is played 3 times a night


  • #65
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    you do what the guards say


  • #66
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Do we really need another one of these Country vs City threads?
    Lapin wrote: »
    Its actually Dubliners that think Dublin is a big city.

    By world standards the place is actually quite small.

    I've yet to meet a Dubliner who thinks Dublin is a big city. A city, by all means but not big by world standards.

    In fact, I've come across way too many people who see it as a town.


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  • #67
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    You give a high pitched yelp when you hear fiddle music playing.


  • #68
    WesternZulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭WesternZulu


    You have no friends called Anto or Deco.


  • #69
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    you get excited about the ploughing championships


  • #70
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    When this is not the most erudite chap you've ever met

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU


  • #71
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Do we really need another one of these Country vs City threads?



    I've yet to meet a Dubliner who thinks Dublin is a big city. A city, by all means but not big by world standards.

    In fact, I've come across way too many people who see it as a town.

    Ah relax, it's only a laugh. Saturday night and all that.


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  • #72
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    When you don't wear sovverdin rings and a track suit.
    When you think anything other than spuds, cabbage and ham is foddin food.


  • #73
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    When sayin "Ah haer" is the height of contempt. It is also acceptable to preface any statement with "jaysus" or "will ya listen to this..." You can also say "like" any number of times in a sentence, sometimes consecutively.


  • #74
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    becoming a guard is an exciting career choice


  • #75
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    becoming a guard is an exciting career choice
    Because Dubliners will look on you with awe as they beg for change in their heroin infested slums?


  • #76
    wow sierra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,085 ✭✭✭wow sierra


    You know a lad that is twice as hard a Nidge Weasel but shure he's alright though cos his mother is a grand woman and she gives your Granny a lift to the Bingo every week and his uncle scored the winner in the County final in '89


  • #77
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Because Dubliners will look on you with awe as they beg for change in their heroin infested slums?

    no,so you can moan and whinge about your pension being cut again


  • #78
    dpp v mcgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭dpp v mcgee


    When Dublin is the first time you meet a Protestant.


  • #79
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    dpp v mcgee wrote: »
    When Dublin is the first time you meet a Protestant.

    :rolleyes:

    has anyone ever tipped a cow, or seen it done

    Heathers does nae count


  • #80
    byte
    Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    gammygils wrote: »
    When you put on yer good suit and yer Sunday cap every Friday and go to town in the Massey.
    And come home with the messages in the transport box
    Surely ta Jaysus you mean a linkbox, hai?

    And sure, if yer taking the whole family, you can just take the Ifor Williams sheep trailer instead for them to sit in. Quare job, hai!


  • #81
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    no,so you can moan and whinge about your pension being cut again
    Culchies moan about their pensions being cut, Dubliners moan about culchies installing extra security precautions in their houses.


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  • #82
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    culchies moan they have no cousins to shift in dublin


  • #83
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    You smell.


  • #84
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Your local nightclub plays Mark McCabes "Maniac" to get the place going. Is played 3 times a night

    yea or 'shes electric ' being the closing track of the night:confused:


  • #85
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    when your in a local pub and people are talking about italia 90' like it was yesterday.


  • #86
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    joe stodge wrote: »
    You point at helicopters when they fly overhead.

    You think toblerone is exotic...


    Go on give us a few more.
    You know you're a Jackeen when you start a stupid thread to justify your existence :rolleyes:


  • #87
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    When the only channel you watch on the telly is RTE1.
    When you think a tin of roses is an acceptable gift to give yer Ma for Christmas.
    When you have never been on a dual carriageway.


  • #88
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    You buy all your clothes in "Manhattan Fashions" or "Snazzy Lady" on the main street of your village.

    or the hardware shop


  • #89
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,122 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    When you knock at the back door when visiting friends.


  • #90
    Skill Magill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Going out out means going to a club


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  • #91
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    You're obsessed with all things death related. People who look like death, people who are dieing and people who are now dead. The morning death notices on the local radio station is your heroin. You sit back in the chair, close your eyes and let the melodic voice of the announcer wash over you.........

    "Murphy of Kiltiminey. Mary Murphy nee Murphy in her 98th year. Beloved mother of Josie, Jamesie, Mary, Maire, Emer, Elaine, Paddy, Paul, Peter, Joseph........."


    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah. Its........good .....shít.........


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