How do moderators get paid?

canadianwoman · 09-10-2013 11:52AM

unkel wrote: »

We get paid into our bank account on the last working day of every month like everybody else. Gross wages €45k and free unlimited hookers, coke (and beer) at every mods beers. Don't tell anybody about this because most of us do not declare the BIK on this...

And here's me thinking that the Internet Fairy just brought the cash and left it under the mod's pillows while they were sleeping in exchange for a computer printout on how many people they banned that week.

LoonyLovegood · 09-10-2013 11:56AM

I do it for the love of boards...and the coke and hookers.

danniemcq · 09-10-2013 11:57AM

canadianwoman wrote: »

And here's me thinking that the Internet Fairy just brought the cash and left it under the mods pillows while they were sleeping in exchange for a computer printout on how many people they banned that week.

yeah like we get any time to sleep with all the forms and paperwork we have to sign every night

mattjack · 09-10-2013 12:00PM

biko wrote: »

I do it in hope that some day a hot girl will sleep with me (or just any girl really).

No luck yet ?

the_syco · 09-10-2013 12:04PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

A shiny new donkey

I think someone f**ked up with the "what type of ass do you like" in relation to the coke & hookers?

biko · 09-10-2013 12:04PM

mattjack wrote: »

No luck yet ?

It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
Even I have standards.

Surveyor11 · 09-10-2013 12:06PM

The Universal Social Charge covers their wages, I heard....

mattjack · 09-10-2013 12:10PM

the_syco wrote: »

I think someone f**ked up with the "what type of ass do you like" in relation to the coke & hookers?

I think you're right , I think I heard one of the Mods tied his ass to a tree and walked into Dublin , first mention of elasticity in Boards.

knucklehead6 · 09-10-2013 12:12PM

biko wrote: »

It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
Even I have standards.

you should come and join us in ODG... sounds like you'll fit right in!!

:D

dxhound2005 · 09-10-2013 12:13PM

Little known fact. Every time a Grammar Nazi or a Language Policeman has to be brought back into line the Mod gets a bonus. So please start pointing out errors in grammar and spelling to add something to their meagre income.

Nemeses · 09-10-2013 12:17PM

biko wrote: »

I do it in hope that some day a hot girl will sleep with me (or just any girl really).

What about the hookers?

danniemcq · 09-10-2013 12:18PM

biko wrote: »

It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
Even I have standards.

Things have changed since I knew you in Galway it seems!

danniemcq · 09-10-2013 12:19PM

Nemeses wrote: »

What about the hookers?

After a decade even the best of them start losing their appeal

entropi · 09-10-2013 12:24PM

Knex. wrote: »

Annual boat party with hookers and coke.

The boat was taken away from us, the coke and hookers keep us going though until we get the boat back.

Rhyme · 09-10-2013 12:38PM

We get these tokens for moderator actions, a warning nets us one and a ban gets us three for example. We can exchange them at moderator events for things. I'm saving up for a life-size cardboard cut-out of Clancy Brown and a cake shaped like the character Man-At-Arms from the tv show He-Man.

BabyGorilla · 09-10-2013 12:39PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Little known fact. Every time a Grammar Nazi or a Language Policeman has to be brought back into line the Mod gets a bonus. So please start pointing out errors in grammar and spelling to add something to their meagre income.

Bonus.

Level up.

How do moderators get paid?

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