Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

How do moderators get paid?

  • 09-10-2013 9:27am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 173 ✭✭LasTime


    Seems like they have to be online quite at lot and that there's a lot of them. With all this work, what's in it for them


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    SFA:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They get €100 cash in hand every time someone asks a silly question


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A shiny new donkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,660 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    LasTime wrote: »
    Seems like they have to be online quite at lot and that there's a lot of them. With all this work, what's in it for them

    People of the year awards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Every time you thank their posts Facebook donates 1c. So get Thanking.


  • Advertisement
  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 173 ✭✭LasTime


    They get €100 cash in hand every time someone asks a silly question
    i knew it wasn't legit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Annual boat party with hookers and coke.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 121 ✭✭Mark Twain


    Infamy and social status amongst the Irish online community. And a character reference from Dav if you appear before the courts. Like those two lads who were before the judge yesterday in relation to hacking the FG website. Their work as boards.ie moderators really helped them avoid a prison sentence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    They make babies cry on the internet, there is a HUGE market in East Asia for baby tears and this is how they make their money and go on to become billionaire playboys/girls. There are mod chapters all over the world where they share their connections in the baby tear market but you need to know the secret handshake to get in:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    I'd wager that they don't have to pay for anything at a boards beers.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,780 ✭✭✭✭ninebeanrows


    As a mod previously, you can get paid by Paypal or Bank Transfer.

    Payment for me was based on the traffic directed towards the forum and my 'online' time. It usually came to around €100 per week. However during the really busy winter period i could get up to €400 p/w.

    Not worth it though so i quit.


  • Site Banned Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Nuri Sahin


    By the kilo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Knex. wrote: »
    Annual boat party with hookers and coke.

    Even if that's just Coca Cola, that sounds class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    They don't.
    Unless you count the tears of people that bitch at them


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    They get €100 cash in hand every time someone asks a silly question

    Which means, after 11 years, I'm freakin' loaded!

    I'm also a coke and hooker addict.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Quinn Zealous Handlebar


    Cake


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Internet points.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    warnings are €1
    infractions are €5
    Forum bans are €10
    if the person is then given a site ban you get an extra €10

    However most of that money is used for either rehab or STI treatments after ya know all the coke and hookers. The kicker is boards actually runs these places too so its a vicious circle


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 15,249 Mod ✭✭✭✭FutureGuy


    I do it for the betterment of Boards.ie, and in turn, all of humanity. Material wealth does not drive me.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,883 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    They get €100 cash in hand every time someone asks a silly question

    I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 100 silly questions per day!


  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    FutureGuy wrote: »
    I do it for the betterment of Boards.ie, and in turn, all of humanity. Material wealth does not drive me.

    Pffft, loser! :D I do it to ban people!

    ...The coke and hookers are great too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,711 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    As a mod previously, you can get paid by Paypal or Bank Transfer.

    Payment for me was based on the traffic directed towards the forum and my 'online' time. It usually came to around €100 per week. However during the really busy winter period i could get up to €400 p/w.

    Not worth it though so i quit.


    Yeah, but it's a bit of a bitch having to drive in the Boards HQ for clocking in and out.

    Us Hmods get higher wages though, so it kinda makes up for it.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sexual favours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭OhHiMark


    crockholm wrote: »
    I'd wager that they don't have to pay for anything at a boards beers.

    I'd wager if you tried to buy them a beer they'd hand you a yellow card for backseat pint buying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    OhHiMark wrote: »
    I'd wager if you tried to buy them a beer they'd hand you a yellow card for backseat pint buying.

    If you bought them a cheap beer or as was recently discussed a budweiser,I'm sure they would.

    I reckon it would be more like the FF tent at the Galway Races, whereby Wibbs(for example) would talk to you about an outstanding red card infraction,and he can make it go away,"lets chat over a Johnny Walker Blue".
    They seem like a very seedy group.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    French-fried p'taters. They love them French-fried p'taters, mmmmm... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,395 ✭✭✭✭unkel


    We get paid into our bank account on the last working day of every month like everybody else. Gross wages €45k and free unlimited hookers, coke (and beer) at every mods beers. Don't tell anybody about this because most of us do not declare the BIK on this...

    Lotus Elan turbo for sale:

    https://www.adverts.ie/vehicles/lotus-elan-turbo/35456469

    My ads on adverts.ie:

    https://www.adverts.ie/member/5856/ads



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,465 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    I'm also a hooker and a coke addict.

    FYP. :eek:
    I'll see *you* at the beers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I do it in hope that some day a hot girl will sleep with me (or just any girl really).


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    As a former mod of two forums, I still enjoy my pension of one hooker a week. Although due to cut backs, the coke has now been replaced with a bottle of Cavan Cola.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    unkel wrote: »
    We get paid into our bank account on the last working day of every month like everybody else. Gross wages €45k and free unlimited hookers, coke (and beer) at every mods beers. Don't tell anybody about this because most of us do not declare the BIK on this...

    And here's me thinking that the Internet Fairy just brought the cash and left it under the mod's pillows while they were sleeping in exchange for a computer printout on how many people they banned that week. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,068 ✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I do it for the love of boards...and the coke and hookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    And here's me thinking that the Internet Fairy just brought the cash and left it under the mods pillows while they were sleeping in exchange for a computer printout on how many people they banned that week. :o

    yeah like we get any time to sleep with all the forms and paperwork we have to sign every night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    biko wrote: »
    I do it in hope that some day a hot girl will sleep with me (or just any girl really).

    No luck yet ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    A shiny new donkey
    I think someone f**ked up with the "what type of ass do you like" in relation to the coke & hookers?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    mattjack wrote: »
    No luck yet ?
    It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

    No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
    Even I have standards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Surveyor11


    The Universal Social Charge covers their wages, I heard....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    the_syco wrote: »
    I think someone f**ked up with the "what type of ass do you like" in relation to the coke & hookers?

    I think you're right , I think I heard one of the Mods tied his ass to a tree and walked into Dublin , first mention of elasticity in Boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,711 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    biko wrote: »
    It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

    No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
    Even I have standards.


    you should come and join us in ODG... sounds like you'll fit right in!! ;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,290 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Little known fact. Every time a Grammar Nazi or a Language Policeman has to be brought back into line the Mod gets a bonus. So please start pointing out errors in grammar and spelling to add something to their meagre income.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    biko wrote: »
    I do it in hope that some day a hot girl will sleep with me (or just any girl really).

    What about the hookers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    biko wrote: »
    It was close once but then she turned out to be a boards mod too.

    No way I'm sleeping with a boards mod.
    Even I have standards.

    Things have changed since I knew you in Galway it seems!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Nemeses wrote: »
    What about the hookers?

    After a decade even the best of them start losing their appeal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Knex. wrote: »
    Annual boat party with hookers and coke.
    The boat was taken away from us, the coke and hookers keep us going though until we get the boat back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    We get these tokens for moderator actions, a warning nets us one and a ban gets us three for example. We can exchange them at moderator events for things. I'm saving up for a life-size cardboard cut-out of Clancy Brown and a cake shaped like the character Man-At-Arms from the tv show He-Man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    Little known fact. Every time a Grammar Nazi or a Language Policeman has to be brought back into line the Mod gets a bonus. So please start pointing out errors in grammar and spelling to add something to their meagre income.


    Bonus.

    Level up.


Advertisement