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  • #92
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Cringe-fest.


  • #93
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Due to budget constraints and an alteration in interaction policy your thread has been optimised to deliver an enhanced service experience at the customer interface


  • #94
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    JBTM wrote: »
    Long time reader, first time, etc...

    So, believe it or not my fellow boardsies and boardsettes, my night out on the town last night has resulted in me creating an account in that an opportunity has been laid down before me.

    There I was drinking and I bumped in to two gentleman, gentleman! We chatted long in to the night as the drinks were knocked back and I thought nothing of it but a random night out.

    Anyway they happened only to be in town for the night and were stuck for a place to stay and so I offered them the spare bed in my house and my couch.

    When I first met these chaps I has been fairly on it so thought nothing of it as we introduced ourselves. But, low and behold the sober breakfast the morning after the night out comes and it occurs to me that I was having breakfast with Tom Murphy and John Breslin (The big d*cks who made Boards happen) I was star struck!

    To cut to the point we must have talked for an hour, everything and anything about Boards and when they realised my like for reading the site they said I should get involved immediately and suggested I become at least a Mod instantaneously.

    So to the big guys (but not as big as my boys Breso and Murf ;) ) if ye could make me a Moderator or something similar that'd be super :)
    Op they were secretly filming for a tv show called "The Secret Millionaire". They were dressed as regular guys to fit in and as you were sound and treated them hospitably they will be around again in a few days to give you a check for thousands of euros.


  • #95
    JBTM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭JBTM


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Op they were secretly filming for a tv show called "The Secret Millionaire". They were dressed as regular guys to fit in and as you were sound and treated them hospitably they will be around again in a few days to give you a check for thousands of euros.

    Paddy whether it's a cow you want for your farm or just a quiet pint you'll be the first person I'll share the wealth with if that turns out to be true :) Bit of a long shot though tbh.


  • #96
    JBTM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭JBTM


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Due to budget constraints and an alteration in interaction policy your thread has been optimised to deliver an enhanced service experience at the customer interface

    Budget constraints won't be a problem if the above post is to become a reality :)


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  • #97
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,436 ✭✭✭cml387


    There's a secret handshake. If only you'd known..


  • #98
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    cml387 wrote: »
    There's a secret handshake.

    I've fallen for that one before!

    Least I got a tenner out of it though.


  • #99
    JBTM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭JBTM


    Whoever is tampering with this thread is on the verge of a mental breakdown, I can only imagine and for that I am deeply sorry :( I did not mean for my story to upset you :)


  • #100
    JBTM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭JBTM


    wazky wrote: »
    I've fallen for that one before!

    Least I got a tenner out of it though.

    Handy shandy for €10, standard. I'd do more then that to be up there with the big boys but so goes working my way up the ladder.


  • #101
    JBTM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭JBTM


    100


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  • #102
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Hey Cloud.... I dont fancy your one!!

    :)


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