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  • 04-10-2013 04:25PM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭


    Long time reader, first time, etc...

    So, believe it or not my fellow boardsies and boardsettes, my night out on the town last night has resulted in me creating an account in that an opportunity has been laid down before me.

    There I was drinking and I bumped in to two gentleman, gentleman! We chatted long in to the night as the drinks were knocked back and I thought nothing of it but a random night out.

    Anyway they happened only to be in town for the night and were stuck for a place to stay and so I offered them the spare bed in my house and my couch.

    When I first met these chaps I has been fairly on it so thought nothing of it as we introduced ourselves. But, low and behold the sober breakfast the morning after the night out comes and it occurs to me that I was having breakfast with Tom Murphy and John Breslin (The big d*cks who made Boards happen) I was star struck!

    To cut to the point we must have talked for an hour, everything and anything about Boards and when they realised my like for reading the site they said I should get involved immediately and suggested I become at least a Mod instantaneously.

    So to the big guys (but not as big as my boys Breso and Murf ;) ) if ye could make me a Moderator or something similar that'd be super :)
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I was expecting the Bono and Bruce Springsteen story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭ThePieintheSky


    I want to be a moderator too. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Who!??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,787 ✭✭✭weisses


    JBTM wrote: »
    the morning after the night out comes and it occurs to me that I was having breakfast with Tom Murphy and John Breslin (The big d*cks who made Boards happen) I was star struck!


    Are you male or female ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I banged Kim Basinger last night. True story.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    I like the cut of your gib, Sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Bullshit.

    It's a well known fact that nobody invites DeVore home and lives to tell the tale.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    is this the user formerly known as the mderat0r? and subsequently super mderat0r..among others?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Did ye fist each other?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I banged Kim Basinger last night. True story.

    9 and a half weeks Kim Basinger or 2013 version? Not sure I'd be bragging about the latter ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    I have to say, I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread...

    Thought it was going to end up being a couple of lads form a huge rock band or some hollywood film actor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Tell Tom to get a f.cking job and stop leeching free sofas on the back of his internet fame!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    9 and a half weeks Kim Basinger or 2013 version? Not sure I'd be bragging about the latter ;)
    Still looks alright to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    JBTM wrote: »
    No need. I'll be ruling comments like this with the iron fist though once my position of power is anointed though so thread carefully.

    Brown-nosing forum requested. You can be mod. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    maybe you should just get a hobby or something, take up jogging or bate a hurley around a field for a couple of hours, get it out of your system no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    This reminds me of the time me and my buddy Bob pretended to be Tom Murphy and the other guy to blag a spare room in a guys house rather than pay for a hotel even though Tom Murphy and the other guy are loaded and from Dublin. We said the mark could be a "mod". Got a great breakfast too.

    what larks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭emmabrighton


    Still not a mod, eh?

    Goodness me... what ever could be taking so long?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    were they in good clothes or shabby clothes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,883 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I once gave Matt LeTissier a pat on the back, but you don't see me starting threads about it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Pffft. That's not a Tom Murphy story... I remember one time in Fibbers back in the 90s when @$##$# ***NO CARRIER***


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    I've slept with both of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Did they leave a tip?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Ah, you got burned by the classic Sexless Innkeeper play. Have succeeded with that play a few times myself. It's a beaut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    why couldn't they get a hotel? Mods feck off with all the money or foes boards make no money?

    Do they like apples?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,639 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I am disappointed that our Boards bigwigs find themselves homeless at the end of an evening's drinking. I had expected better for them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,494 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Did they leave a tip?

    Just the tip


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I have to say this is one of the more entertaining attempts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    JBTM wrote: »
    What do you do?

    I nodded my head like "yeah" and moved my hips like "yeah" put my hands up cause they're playin my song and the butterflies flew away YEAH party in the USA


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Pics or GTFO.




    YES!!! I SAID IT FIRST!!! YUSSSSSSSSSS..............!!!!!!!!!!!


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