Your first orgasm ......... you never forget!

Mderators · 03-10-2013 02:49AM

Muise... wrote: »

Aw, that's a pity because I wasn't really into your shaggy dog story.

Arah Muise God help ya

kryogen · 03-10-2013 02:57AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You, kyrogen, must be in the final stages of dementia. One never forgets

Na, I missed a lot of milestones that way, don't remember first ****, first sex, first kiss etc. Do remember receiving my first blow job though. Pretty sure that is something you never forget anyway!

I remember my first 3 way, my first time trying to give anal (failed) and in stark contrast to the other two, I remember the first girl that gave me those butterfly feelings in my stomach. Remember having my heart ripped to pieces.

Very honest at this hour after a couple of gins eh!

TeddyTedson · 03-10-2013 03:06AM

Mine involved blood

Ficheall · 03-10-2013 03:35AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Why didn't you say that then?

Itwasntme. · 03-10-2013 04:02AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Or some boy's huhu or whatever else gets everyone else off

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canadianwoman · 03-10-2013 04:04AM

Had my first orgasm long before I ever lost my virginity.

canadianwoman · 03-10-2013 04:07AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Chacha? <rolls eyes>:rolleyes:

canadianwoman · 03-10-2013 04:10AM

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

I have to say that I have never had any aftershocks. Floods yes but never any aftershocks. I just have one big orgasm and cannot use my legs for a few minutes afterwards.

kellxor.1337 · 03-10-2013 04:15AM

1st "orgasm" didn't come till a few years after I started gettin my leg over, was just a great session that lasted longer than I thought a young lad "as I felt young back then" could go without getting too excited, was the 1st time I made a noise as I "arrived"

Gin77 · 03-10-2013 05:43AM

I remember if frightened the absolute ****e out of me!

Lad Of Banter · 03-10-2013 07:06AM

Was twelve or thirteen, watching an episode of Eurotrash in the living room, parents were up in bed. Anyway, the usual Eurotrash nonsense comes on, tits out, etc... and I feel a rush of blood going down the the little fella.

I don't know, it just kind of felt like the right thing to do, to rub and caress it, slowly getting more and more vigorous until before I know what's happened I've spaffed my load all over the coffee table in the living room.

The shock and the horror, as I was running to the toilet with my pants around my ankles, is something I will never forget. "Wtf just happened? Did I break it? Should I tell Dad?". Cleaned myself up & then the coffee table got the wipe down and I calmed down myself after a while and started thinking about how it actually felt good, maybe try it again? And again. and again.... and again.... and I haven't looked back.

That was it. My first orgasm. :cool:

DeanAustin · 03-10-2013 08:34AM

Can't remember my first one to be honest.

I always find it odd that, when I was a teenager, you would never in a million years admit to ****. It was like admitting you had leprosy or something. If someone said you did it, it was a massive insult. We were all at it but would have denied it under pain of death.

Now, no-one I know has any problem talking about it. Most boast about how often they do it.

Crooked Jack · 03-10-2013 08:39AM

My first orgasm was a mixed experience.
It must have been around the time of some big soccer tournament because I'd managed to get my hands on a porno mag and in it the girls had Ireland and England soccer jerseys painted on them, that they then proceeded to wash off each other in the shower.
I locked myself in the bathroom with this little delight and went about my merry business.
Being a wee fella I didn't know much about the mechanics of what I was actually supposed to do but i was aware enough that some form of lube was the social norm.
I squeezed a load out on my hand and went at it. It was nice at first, kinda tingly, but I knew I'd jsut found my new favourite hobby.
after a minute or so it started to get sticky and painful. Bits started sticking to other bits, gooey lumps appeared and my lad started to sting.
Moral of the story is that masturbation is good, but hair gel is not a suitable aid.

Crooked Jack · 03-10-2013 08:40AM

Gin77 wrote: »

I remember if frightened the absolute ****e out of me!

That's not shite, that's jizz. Shite comes out the other end

conorhal · 03-10-2013 09:39AM

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

Oh F~**k off Sting! :mad:

Gongoozler · 03-10-2013 11:00AM

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined.

its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

heretochat · 03-10-2013 11:20AM

I was a "late bloomer"... First I can remember was in France on holidays.. There was a Dutch girl involved, warm weather, and the rest is pleasant memories

Itwasntme. · 03-10-2013 11:46AM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined. its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Except I also feel really empty once the good feeling has dissipated. I hate the empty feeling. It's enough to put me off sexy time. I say that now

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Gongoozler · 03-10-2013 12:07PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Except I also feel really empty once the good feeling has dissipated. I hate the empty feeling. It's enough to put me off sexy time. I say that now .

Awh we can be non sexy time buddies.
I don't get an empty feeling though. You use a vibrator? Is it better with that?

pharmaton · 03-10-2013 01:00PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined. its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

mine are incredibly defined, but what you're describing is a definition of orgasm, a pleasurable build up of arousal, whereas climax is the release of the energy. That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)

sammyjo90 · 03-10-2013 01:02PM

pharmaton wrote: »

That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)

That right there is the most frustrating thing when guys don't understand it!

canadianwoman · 03-10-2013 01:08PM

pharmaton wrote: »

mine are incredibly defined, but what you're describing is a definition of orgasm, a pleasurable build up of arousal, whereas climax is the release of the energy. That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)

The worst is when you orgasm and you're still in an orgasmic state of arousal.

Muise... · 03-10-2013 01:08PM

pharmaton wrote: »

mine are incredibly defined, but what you're describing is a definition of orgasm, a pleasurable build up of arousal, whereas climax is the release of the energy. That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)

Uh huh. Like Barbarella in The Excessive Machine. :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu7GgZbCLsY

muppetkiller · 03-10-2013 01:13PM

Mmmmm that Bunny from the Cadbury's Caramel ads lol

Itwasntme. · 03-10-2013 01:13PM

pharmaton wrote: »

mine are incredibly defined, but what you're describing is a definition of orgasm, a pleasurable build up of arousal, whereas climax is the release of the energy. That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)

I think I love you. Is this okay?

sammyjo90 wrote: »

That right there is the most frustrating thing when guys don't understand it!

I may love you too.

Gongoozler wrote: »

Awh we can be non sexy time buddies.
I don't get an empty feeling though. You use a vibrator? Is it better with that?

And you

my future non sexy time buddy. The good feeling is excellent with a vibrator, in fact it's on an entirely different plane in terms of feeling good compared to sexy time with a partner but the better it feels, the worse the come down.

Best. Sex-ed class. Ever :P.

pharmaton · 03-10-2013 01:15PM

canadianwoman wrote: »

The worst is when you orgasm and you're still in an orgasmic state of arousal.

I like the feeling though, if I've already climaxed I'm happily enough to wallow in that state for as long as I can and don't generally seek any more release, my body would be way too relaxed and sensitive to go again (but I would literally be vibrating off the bed, no pun intended

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heretochat · 03-10-2013 01:15PM

sammyjo90 wrote: »

That right there is the most frustrating thing when guys don't understand it!

Do any of us ever understand it?

spitfireIRL · 03-10-2013 01:17PM

heretochat wrote: »

Do any of us ever understand it?

Eventually, it takes time to figure it it's not a wham bam job! But when you put the effort in the rewards are great

Awooooooooo

canadianwoman · 03-10-2013 01:18PM

pharmaton wrote: »

I like the feeling though, if I've already climaxed I'm happily enough to wallow in that state for as long as I can and don't generally seek any more release, my body would be way too relaxed and sensitive to go again (but I would literally be vibrating off the bed, no pun intended )

And it does go away after a while but you're right...it is a nice feeling.

sammyjo90 · 03-10-2013 01:21PM

heretochat wrote: »

Do any of us ever understand it?

Im starting to think that! no matter how many times you try to explain it, ye just don't get it! can lead to a lot of problems

Your first orgasm ......... you never forget!

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