Your first orgasm ......... you never forget!

WilyCoyote

Boys, when was the first time? Ladies, losing your cherry will do - probably not the best sex (unless you pulled an auld fella).

Personally, early August after doing the Leaving. In Powers Hotel, Kildare St when I was 17. I thought everyone would know it the following day ....... just by looking at me. Remember this was in the old times when leg over among teenagers was not as common as today!

Please, not too graphic as this is a family forum

The Backwards Man

Studying for my junior cert. Cannonball by the Breeders.:o

dodderangler

Not telling your drunk ass just so you can jack off about my story at 1:40 in the morning

donvito99

1st post of the day...


http://mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/randy_marsh_jizz.jpg

Thomasmartin

****...when I was 12!!

lkionm

Pump pump squirt.


Is it in?

pharmaton

I had my first orgasm way before my cherry was eh.popped.

lahalane

This story saddens me but what the ****.

I was entering a fantasy football team on the phone when I was 11. You had to enter codes for the players so it took ages. 012 was Schmeichel, for instance.

Because I was bored while doing it I was fidgeting with my free hand and eventually it wandered downstairs. I hadnt a clue what masturbation was at that stage. I didnt even question why I was beginning to get erections. I just remember it feeling like scratching an itch...strangely satisfying.

I should point out that I wasnt flat out jacking it, I was just rubbing outside my trousers...Anyway after a few seconds it felt like I was gonna piss myself so I stopped just in time I thought, as only a few 'driplets' came out. I breathed a sigh of relief (at not pissing myself) and continued with my team.

It was a few years before I remembered that story and what had actually happened. It was then that I could finally appreciate picking David Seaman as my goalie.

Id like to say that was the end of my awkward sexual experiences. Id really like to say that but...

donvito99

What... what did i just read

pharmaton

donvito99 wrote: »

What... what did i just read

I dunno, but I have a sort of love/cringe relationship with AH so just go with it.

WilyCoyote

dodderangler wrote: »

Not telling your drunk ass just so you can jack off about my story at 1:40 in the morning

Go wan, go wan, go wan! And we'll have a nice cup of tea as we envision

kryogen

I forget tbh.

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Studying for my junior cert. Cannonball by the Breeders.:o

Kim or Kelley?














or both?

WilyCoyote

Thomasmartin wrote: »

****...when I was 12!!

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

WilyCoyote

kryogen wrote: »

I forget tbh.

You, kyrogen, must be in the final stages of dementia. One never forgets

Itwasntme.

lahalane wrote: »

This story saddens me but what the ****.

I was entering a fantasy football team on the phone when I was 11. You had to enter codes for the players so it took ages. 012 was Schmeichel, for instance.

Because I was bored while doing it I was fidgeting with my free hand and eventually it wandered downstairs. I hadnt a clue what masturbation was at that stage. I didnt even question why I was beginning to get erections. I just remember it feeling like scratching an itch...strangely satisfying.

I should point out that I wasnt flat out jacking it, I was just rubbing outside my trousers...Anyway after a few seconds it felt like I was gonna piss myself so I stopped just in time I thought, as only a few 'driplets' came out. I breathed a sigh of relief (at not pissing myself) and continued with my team.

It was a few years before I remembered that story and what had actually happened. It was then that I could finally appreciate picking David Seaman as my goalie.

Id like to say that was the end of my awkward sexual experiences. Id really like to say that but...

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

The Backwards Man

Muise... wrote: »

Kim or Kelley?

Haven't a clue

All I remember is

I want you achoo choo Cannonball


:pac:

SparkySpitfire

Pretty sure it involved locking myself in the bathroom with a Mills and Boon I had discovered

lahalane

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

I don't know if that means you're jealous, unsatisfied during 'coitus' or both.

Muise...

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

it'd be nice to have that alright, but then you'd miss the multiples and the aftershocks.

Itwasntme.

lahalane wrote: »

I don't know if that means you're jealous, unsatisfied during 'coitus' or both.

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

Muise... wrote: »

it'd be nice to have that alright, but then you'd miss the multiples and the aftershocks.

Huh? What are these things you are talking about?

Muise...

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Huh? What are these things you are talking about?

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

lahalane

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

If it makes you feel any better, there were no more accidents after the age of 11. After that I had to put in the effort like everyone else

Mderators

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

lahalane

Mderators wrote: »

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

Thank God....I thought I was destined to be the biggest weirdo in this thread

Mderators

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

PM sent x




*I'm strangely turned on by this.

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

was for me, I was 14ish? After that I was determined to reproduce the effect, which I've manage to do successfully ever since.

Itwasntme.

Mderators wrote: »

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

So. Many. Jokes. But I am an adult and I shall restrain myself .

Muise...

Mderators wrote: »

PM sent x




*I'm strangely turned on by this.

Aw, that's a pity because I wasn't really into your shaggy dog story.

Mderators

Itwasntme. wrote: »

So. Many. Jokes. But I am an adult and I shall restrain myself .

Hey look as wrong and all as it was I had my eyes closed and it was Blathnaid Ní Cofaigh eating melty 99 ice cream off my cone, no dog in my imagination

tim3000

I didnt know what masturbation was until one day my parents rented Angelas Ashes. Theres a scene in that where they are all jerking it near a wall, one of them then goes to confession and says "Father I have been ***king". Suddenly I knew I had been too hahah

Mderators

Muise... wrote: »

Aw, that's a pity because I wasn't really into your shaggy dog story.

Arah Muise God help ya

kryogen

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You, kyrogen, must be in the final stages of dementia. One never forgets

Na, I missed a lot of milestones that way, don't remember first ****, first sex, first kiss etc. Do remember receiving my first blow job though. Pretty sure that is something you never forget anyway!

I remember my first 3 way, my first time trying to give anal (failed) and in stark contrast to the other two, I remember the first girl that gave me those butterfly feelings in my stomach. Remember having my heart ripped to pieces.

Very honest at this hour after a couple of gins eh!

TeddyTedson

Mine involved blood

Ficheall

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Why didn't you say that then?

Itwasntme.

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Or some boy's huhu or whatever else gets everyone else off .

canadianwoman

Had my first orgasm long before I ever lost my virginity.

canadianwoman

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

Chacha? <rolls eyes>:rolleyes:

canadianwoman

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

I have to say that I have never had any aftershocks. Floods yes but never any aftershocks. I just have one big orgasm and cannot use my legs for a few minutes afterwards.

kellxor.1337

1st "orgasm" didn't come till a few years after I started gettin my leg over, was just a great session that lasted longer than I thought a young lad "as I felt young back then" could go without getting too excited, was the 1st time I made a noise as I "arrived"

Gin77

I remember if frightened the absolute ****e out of me!

Lad Of Banter

Was twelve or thirteen, watching an episode of Eurotrash in the living room, parents were up in bed. Anyway, the usual Eurotrash nonsense comes on, tits out, etc... and I feel a rush of blood going down the the little fella.

I don't know, it just kind of felt like the right thing to do, to rub and caress it, slowly getting more and more vigorous until before I know what's happened I've spaffed my load all over the coffee table in the living room.

The shock and the horror, as I was running to the toilet with my pants around my ankles, is something I will never forget. "Wtf just happened? Did I break it? Should I tell Dad?". Cleaned myself up & then the coffee table got the wipe down and I calmed down myself after a while and started thinking about how it actually felt good, maybe try it again? And again. and again.... and again.... and I haven't looked back.

That was it. My first orgasm. :cool:

DeanAustin

Can't remember my first one to be honest.

I always find it odd that, when I was a teenager, you would never in a million years admit to ****. It was like admitting you had leprosy or something. If someone said you did it, it was a massive insult. We were all at it but would have denied it under pain of death.

Now, no-one I know has any problem talking about it. Most boast about how often they do it.

Crooked Jack

My first orgasm was a mixed experience.
It must have been around the time of some big soccer tournament because I'd managed to get my hands on a porno mag and in it the girls had Ireland and England soccer jerseys painted on them, that they then proceeded to wash off each other in the shower.
I locked myself in the bathroom with this little delight and went about my merry business.
Being a wee fella I didn't know much about the mechanics of what I was actually supposed to do but i was aware enough that some form of lube was the social norm.
I squeezed a load out on my hand and went at it. It was nice at first, kinda tingly, but I knew I'd jsut found my new favourite hobby.
after a minute or so it started to get sticky and painful. Bits started sticking to other bits, gooey lumps appeared and my lad started to sting.
Moral of the story is that masturbation is good, but hair gel is not a suitable aid.

Crooked Jack

Gin77 wrote: »

I remember if frightened the absolute ****e out of me!

That's not shite, that's jizz. Shite comes out the other end

conorhal

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

Oh F~**k off Sting! :mad:

Gongoozler

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined. its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

heretochat

I was a "late bloomer"... First I can remember was in France on holidays.. There was a Dutch girl involved, warm weather, and the rest is pleasant memories

Itwasntme.

Gongoozler wrote: »

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined. its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Except I also feel really empty once the good feeling has dissipated. I hate the empty feeling. It's enough to put me off sexy time. I say that now .

Gongoozler

Itwasntme. wrote: »

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Except I also feel really empty once the good feeling has dissipated. I hate the empty feeling. It's enough to put me off sexy time. I say that now .

Awh we can be non sexy time buddies.
I don't get an empty feeling though. You use a vibrator? Is it better with that?

pharmaton

Gongoozler wrote: »

Never thought about it, but it would seem I'm a bit odd when it comes to this. Mine aren't so defined. its like good feeling..Good feeling..ok...and it stops. Or it can continue and feel nice.
Generally only definable when I use a vibrator.

mine are incredibly defined, but what you're describing is a definition of orgasm, a pleasurable build up of arousal, whereas climax is the release of the energy. That's why women can go for hours in an orgasmic state of arousal. (without actually climaxing)