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Cant get a man?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Wow... and I thought I had problems.

    I couldn't even fininsh reading his description of himself, I was laughing so hard...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    The fcuk is with his teeth?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    The fcuk is withb his teeth?

    Dazzling, aren't they? He could eat an apple through a letterbox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭sok2005


    I thought he had a gum shield on for the first few pics!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    In fairness he hasn't said anything about Irish wimmin,think we should e-mail him a few limericksseeing as he's a poet


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭sok2005


    There was a young man from Austin, who had a mouth you could easily get lost in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    I asked him to skype,but he said i wasn't his type


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭sok2005


    As i'm black and the same size as Boston!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Ahh sok2005,e-mail it to him for the craic,you know you want to :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I think I'll set my own site up:

    www.sleeplessindundalk.com

    A site for insomniacs in the Dundalk area.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭sok2005


    snowbabe wrote: »
    Ahh sok2005,e-mail it to him for the craic,you know you want to :)

    No doubt he has a killer sense of humour :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    sok2005 wrote: »
    No doubt he has a killer sense of humour :D

    'Killer' being the word you should really pay attention to in this case :). Sorry, I'm being mean. He's just a racist idiot :).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    He has to have some redeeming feature,best thing i've seen on boards in a long time,really making this ****ty day fun.Would love to know what he does 9-5 ? Am also surprised that there isn't mobs outside his appartment,surly he'd stick out like a sore thumb! :):)


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not sure the comments about his looks are fair - he can't help how he looks.

    He can help is atrocious character though... unless he's a bit "special".

    Normally Id agree, but when he said having sex with a black person was akin to bestiality....then he set him set up for slurs against himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    kneemos wrote: »
    Maybe he put in writing what a lot of people think?
    No doubt he is putting in writing what some people think, yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    im in some state laughing at his teeth:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Looks like Stevie Janowski out of 'Eastbound & Down' :D


  • Site Banned Posts: 63 ✭✭Carrie Madshaw


    Is anyone else starting to really like this guy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Photos of my exgirlfriend- the album that every potential girlfriend will be delighted to see!
    My personal favourite is the 6th one!
    I'm not a red head don't know if I stand a chance!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    ...there's more...

    Not too much, but the 'about me' just adds extra cringe! Like for example, his business card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    I'm overweight and have some piercings and a tattoo...
    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    As a black woman...





    Lllllllllllllllladies.



    Can I interest you in an all woman three way? Not only am I a demon in the sack (or indeed anywhere else you fancy...), but in one fell swoop we can fill our dance cards in terms of repulsing this guy. Plus I am a tattoo artist with a fridge full of food. Better safe than sorry, I am sure none of us want to end up in this man's freezer.

    Pm me for more details on becoming a woman's woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Lllllllllllllllladies.



    Can I interest you in an all woman three way? Not only am I a demon in the sack (or indeed anywhere else you fancy...), but in one fell swoop we can fill our dance cards in terms of repulsing this guy. Plus I am a tattoo artist with a fridge full of food. Better safe than sorry, I am sure none of us want to end up in this man's freezer.

    Pm me for more details on becoming a woman's woman.

    If I was single I would totally take you up on that ;)

    Will you tattoo me in the future as well? Getting more tattoos is a deal breaker :P we'd be the total opposite of what he wants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    If I was single I would totally take you up on that ;)

    Will you tattoo me in the future as well? Getting more tattoos is a deal breaker :P we'd be the total opposite of what he wants!

    I am nothing if not accommodating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    His design skills really don't do him any favours. I wish he'd get Chris Dane Owens to make a video for him. :p



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Jake1 wrote: »
    How did you come across this Super Rush, where you searching for 'toothy guy in Texas'
    Stargate wrote: »
    What i want to know Super-Rush is what were you looking for when you found this site ;) LoL

    *Closes account*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,732 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    The only thing funnier than this guy are some of the comments here :D

    So he likes red heads then? What about that one in Sligo that used to be posted here? She had kinda the same deal as I recall... someone should set them up - or at least do some EPIC trolling! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Kaiser2000 wrote: »
    The only thing funnier than this guy are some of the comments here :D

    So he likes red heads then? What about that one in Sligo that used to be posted here? She had kinda the same deal as I recall... someone should set them up - or at least do some EPIC trolling! :p

    http://ainechambers.net/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Lllllllllllllllladies.



    Can I interest you in an all woman three way? Not only am I a demon in the sack (or indeed anywhere else you fancy...), but in one fell swoop we can fill our dance cards in terms of repulsing this guy. Plus I am a tattoo artist with a fridge full of food. Better safe than sorry, I am sure none of us want to end up in this man's freezer.

    Pm me for more details on becoming a woman's woman.

    You have my full attention. Keep talking...:).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2dO6SeaLw

    this is him on judge judy


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