Cant get a man?

mikom

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Mikom

Unfortunately I don't look like a guy with a ball gag behind his front teeth.

The Backwards Man

Has to be an Alan Partridge/Ali G type deal.

I refuse to believe a person like this exists in reality.

Akarinn

The hack of that lad!!

LETHAL LADY

mikom wrote: »

Unfortunately I don't look like a guy with a ball gag behind his front teeth.

I'd say ya do. :pac:


(no malice meant)

wp_rathead

I believe that 911 was a Inside Job, designed to instill more fear in Americans in which the government can use as a escuse to take away more of our rights and freedoms and push more of their terrible agenda upon us.

ha ah this website is comedy gold

Reminds me of Zoolander

only instead of a dumb model..
..he is a sexist, homophobic, conspiracy nut racist..

Super-Rush

Super-Rush wrote: »

Your prayers have been answered ladies.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

How did you come across this Super Rush, where you searching for 'toothy guy in Texas'

Stargate

What i want to know Super-Rush is what were you looking for when you found this site LoL

April O Neill

I also do not like piercings on a woman. I do not like a woman to have anything pierced other than her ears. If she has other piercings it’s not a dealbreaker as long as she removes them and never wears them again.

This is the one that leaped out at me. It suggests a controlling personality.

I would hurt this man seriously Id love to lead around in a gimp mask

canadianwoman

April O Neill wrote: »

This is the one that leaped out at me. It suggests a controlling personality.

I bet the ex girlfriend is glad she got out of that relationship.

Fluorescence

Just found an interview where he compares black people to apes and sex with them to bestiality. And then continues to claim that's not a racist sentiment. Deluded isn't even the word...

Jimoslimos

Don't understand why everyone thinks he's racist

I am not a Racist person. In fact I tend to get along much better with Black guys than I do White guys.

However, I do not like Rap or Hip Hop music. I do not even consider that to be real music. And I do not like Black people that listen to that kind of music. I do not like Black people that have a criminal record or smoke pot or do any other type of drugs. I do not like Black people that live in the “projects” or live off welfare or food stamps. I do not like Black people that do not have a full time job. I do not like Black people that wear their pants halfway down to their knees. And I do not like Black people that don’t speak proper English and pronounce their words correctly. I do not like Black people that dress like thugs or gangstas. I do not like uneducated Black People. And if you are a Black person that lives in East Austin or up North Austin around the Rundberg area then chances are I probably don’t like you either! So there! haha!!!!!

I am NOT racist.

Sure he said quite clearly he isn't racist :pac:

Jimoslimos

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Don't understand why everyone thinks he's racist

Sure he said quite clearly he isn't racist :pac:

maybe he thinks his honesty is an attractive trait:)

bodice ripper

This is an eerie mirror of my own site, but I am exclusively presuing fat, black, tattooed women. I do not have enough of them in my life.

WilyCoyote

The Backwards Man wrote: »

He's either got a very long thumb or an erection in that photo.

Clouseau, you're a voyeur!

WilyCoyote

BBDBB wrote: »

Oprah Winfrey is said to be devastated

He's a lucky man!

markomuscle

I would like to know how you came across this site in the first place?

Smidge

Has to be a wind up though.
He must have cheesed someone off royally and this is how they exacted their revenge.
He considers tatoo's to be white thrash but he goes on Judge Judy about the ones that he has:rolleyes:

Has to be a wind up.

Femme_Fatale

Not sure the comments about his looks are fair - he can't help how he looks.

He can help is atrocious character though... unless he's a bit "special".

MonaPizza

Super-Rush wrote: »

Your prayers have been answered ladies.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

Fcuking winner!

And a "poet" to boot.

kowloon

The Backwards Man wrote: »

And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.
I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.
I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.
That would just be pure filth.


What a cnut!

Not sure there's much to worry about on that front. Once you go bla... :cool:

Chris Martin

Pictures of my Famous Friends had me in knots... :P
Also pictures of my Exes...
Who, in their right mind, would say here, looking to hook up with someone for life, this is the calibre you have to meet or exceed, also look at my famous friends.. I'm a somebody...
By the way, how open are you to joining cults...?

charlietheminxx

This guy is a fcuking creep. Not even lookswise, just a horrible person.

I'm overweight and have some piercings and a tattoo but I wish I could say I had sex with a black guy, just to eliminate me forever.

Wibbs

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Has to be an Alan Partridge/Ali G type deal.

I refuse to believe a person like this exists in reality.

Oh how I would wish you were right TBM, but I've met similar enough in attitude over the years.

Teyla Emmagan

He's a looper. The photos of him 'dressed like a CEO' in contrast to his 'rock star' look (one hideous jacket) are hilarious! And the veneers! Never mind going on judge Judy to moan about his tats and then saying he hates trashy people! What is trashier than being on judge Judy moaning about your tats?

Anyway, i have a feeling he could be single for a long time. He's a controlling bigoted nutjob.

Wibbs

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Anyway, i have a feeling he could be single for a long time. He's a controlling bigoted nutjob.

Might not stand in his way as much as you might imagine. The sad part is the fact his face looks like it was inspired by a B movie horror flick is gonna be the bigger barrier. There are plenty of women(and men) who dig being controlled and are bigoted nutjobs themselves. After all the post bags of death row crazies are full of marriage proposals.

kneemos

Maybe he put in writing what a lot of people think?

Teyla Emmagan

Wibbs wrote: »

Might not stand in his way as much as you might imagine. The sad part is the fact his face looks like it was inspired by a B movie horror flick is gonna be the bigger barrier. There are plenty of women(and men) who dig being controlled and are bigoted nutjobs themselves. After all the post bags of death row crazies are full of marriage proposals.

Very true. Any candidates may not meet his 567 criteria for a perfect girlfriend mind. Though he does consider at least 40 of those on a case by case basis, showing at least a small level of flexibility.

I don't think his head is too bad actually, bar the nightmare inducing teeth!

hansfrei

charlietheminxx wrote: »

This guy is a fcuking creep. Not even lookswise, just a horrible person.

I'm overweight and have some piercings and a tattoo but I wish I could say I had sex with a black guy, just to eliminate me forever.

I have a penis the same size and shape as a black man or black trans-sexual.

josip

He looked like a sweet kid in the photo when he was 5 with the guitar.

"Where did it all go wrong Mr. Best?"