Cant get a man?

Super-Rush · 01-10-2013 9:42pm #1

Your prayers have been answered ladies.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

Fr_Dougal · 01-10-2013 9:44pm

Congrats on the new site SR, hope you find someone special.

Czarcasm · 01-10-2013 9:45pm

Ladies Lounge... ->

I dare you!

Frosty McSnowballs · 01-10-2013 9:45pm

Looking good SR!

Super-Rush · 01-10-2013 9:45pm

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Congrats on the new site SR, hope you find someone special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD0ivRR48Mk

donvito99 · 01-10-2013 9:46pm

'Murica.

KeithM89 · 01-10-2013 9:47pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

Damn, he looks like my perfect match

Super-Rush · 01-10-2013 9:48pm

Keith wrote: »

Damn, he looks like my perfect match

Doesn't he look like Dave Grohl in a few pics?

LETHAL LADY · 01-10-2013 9:48pm

If you can't get a woman get a clean old man, would be my suggestion. Anyway who puts a thumb only into their pocket, weirdo.

Smidge · 01-10-2013 9:49pm

Mmmmmmmm
He's a keeper!!

I notice in his very long list of what he wants in a girl he made no mention of no "Guide Dogs" allowed.
Which is lucky for him, I guess.

KeithM89 · 01-10-2013 9:50pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Doesn't he look like Dave Grohl in a few pics?

Like a slightly melted wax version of him.
LOL at his 'Photos of my famous friends' page.

canadianwoman · 01-10-2013 9:51pm

Sounds like a dream but I think I will pass and stay single.

The Backwards Man · 01-10-2013 9:52pm

He's either got a very long thumb or an erection in that photo.

Banjo String · 01-10-2013 9:53pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Doesn't he look like Dave Grohl in a few pics?

Bit of Ehren McGhehey (Jackass) there too

http://www.google.ie/search?q=jackass+mcghehey&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CkVLUp-7Ns_whQeah4DwAg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&biw=640&bih=287&dpr=3#biv=i%7C17%3Bd%7Ck_87SN3NEVllIM%3A

Super-Rush · 01-10-2013 9:55pm

The FAQ's are good.

BNMC · 01-10-2013 9:55pm

He looks like Paddy Maguire from Shameless.

BBDBB · 01-10-2013 9:55pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

Your prayers have been answered ladies.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

Oprah Winfrey is said to be devastated

Celly Smunt · 01-10-2013 9:55pm

No fat chicks.

The_Kew_Tour · 01-10-2013 9:58pm

Im no George Clooney, but what a ugly man.

Seriously if he gets a woman hope for us all.:D

rude awakening · 01-10-2013 9:59pm

BBDBB wrote: »

Oprah Winfrey is said to be devastated

Anyone that saw that Red Ruffle shirt would be devastated!!!

canadianwoman · 01-10-2013 9:59pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

He's either got a very long thumb or an erection in that photo.

It's a rolled up tube sock.

Celly Smunt · 01-10-2013 9:59pm

A fine set of lungs on him though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4

Smidge · 01-10-2013 10:00pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

The FAQ's are good.

I like the part where her says about the dating sites "The women that I did like didn't want to see me again after the first date or two"

:D

He genuinely sounds surprised by that

kneemos · 01-10-2013 10:01pm

Is that his phone number?

markomuscle · 01-10-2013 10:02pm

he was a quare pair of pearly whites.

the worst thing is he has had more girlfriends than i have had

KeithM89 · 01-10-2013 10:02pm

Celly Smunt wrote: »

A fine set of lungs on him though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nR3DOWVVh4

Why does he dress like Richard O'Brien from The Crystal maze??

Celly Smunt · 01-10-2013 10:04pm

Keith wrote: »

Why does he dress like Richard O'Brien from The Crystal maze??

Because he's a man of adventure and he likes to be mentally challenged.

The Backwards Man · 01-10-2013 10:04pm

And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.
I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.
I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.
That would just be pure filth.

What a cnut!

RikkFlair · 01-10-2013 10:06pm

Quite a few dealbreakers on there eh?

Anyone who gets in touch with him will end up stuffed into his fridge.

Celly Smunt · 01-10-2013 10:06pm

Found the winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKhJ5EJlmI

Do you want to be the angel that makes men bad?

Smidge · 01-10-2013 10:07pm

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Because he's a man of adventure and he is mentally challenged.

Fixed your post there

KeithM89 · 01-10-2013 10:07pm

I can relate a lot to Peacocks, I like to dress flamboyany and stand out in a crowd too, haha!!!

Oh dear.

Sound of Silence · 01-10-2013 10:10pm

Pink font on a black background. Is he hoping to blind anyone who looks at his site?

The Backwards Man · 01-10-2013 10:11pm

I was on the Judge Judy TV show one time.

I bet you were sonny.:pac:

Has to be a windup surely? No one could be that much of a dickhead and not realise it.

Could they?

Femme_Fatale · 01-10-2013 10:13pm

I'd be thinking "Ah bless him he's not the full bob" only for the fact he had a girlfriend for eleven years! :eek:

(Nothing to do with his looks btw - I don't see anything wrong with how he looks).

April O Neill · 01-10-2013 10:15pm

I think, I think he doesn't like overweight wimminz. Or am I reading that wrong?

:pac:

Sala · 01-10-2013 10:15pm

I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs!
I also have a very high sex drive.

Ugh I just vomited a bit in my mouth reading that. He should remove his picture if he's going say s**t like that, the mental image is just too gross

canadianwoman · 01-10-2013 10:17pm

Funny how he wants a girl less then 130 pounds yet he has a bit of a beer gut on himself.

It wasn't me! · 01-10-2013 10:17pm

It is my firm belief that most women on dating sites are so unattractive they just don’t have many options in real life so they hide behind a screen. Or they just have too many issues. ... If a woman has so many positive things going on for her in her life, she certainly would not feel a need to go to a dating website, that in itself is pure desperation.

Oh the delicious, delicious irony...

The Backwards Man · 01-10-2013 10:19pm

Sala wrote: »

Ugh I just vomited a bit in my mouth reading that. He should remove his picture if he's going say s**t like that, the mental image is just too gross

He wouldn't be so badlooking if he got rid of that coconut on his chin.:pac:

LETHAL LADY · 01-10-2013 10:21pm

I don't think he is ugly, it's his pose that lets it down for me. Playing pocket billiards in a photo is not a good look.

Celly Smunt · 01-10-2013 10:22pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

He wouldn't be so badlooking if he got rid of that coconut on his chin.:pac:

Change his hair,Beard,clothes,attitude and then add a dollup of plastic surgery and BOOM! George clooney.

markomuscle · 01-10-2013 10:23pm

there is nothing wrong with a goatee, i have one myself although it verges towards viking style

Sala · 01-10-2013 10:24pm

My favourite quotes:

I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t (sic) want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will.

I also do not support homosexuality. I think it’s disgusting, and morally wrong. I think it’s the trait of a defective human being.

I believe that 911 was a Inside Job

Sometimes I think people see me as a very arrogant & egotistical man, I can’t help it if I am more intelligent than most men, that’s their problem and their own insecurities they must deal with

I am NOT racist. .....I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.

What a charmer

jobeenfitz · 01-10-2013 10:24pm

RikkFlair wrote: »

Quite a few dealbreakers on there eh?

Anyone who gets in touch with him will end up stuffed into his fridge.

Cool!

woodoo · 01-10-2013 10:28pm

The photos of his 'famous friends' is a bit creepy. They are clearly not his friends it just looks like he asked can he have his photo taken with them.