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Cant get a man?

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  • #32
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    I can relate a lot to Peacocks, I like to dress flamboyany and stand out in a crowd too, haha!!!

    Oh dear.


  • #33
    Sound of Silence
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    Pink font on a black background. Is he hoping to blind anyone who looks at his site?


  • #34
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I was on the Judge Judy TV show one time.

    I bet you were sonny.:pac:

    Has to be a windup surely? No one could be that much of a dickhead and not realise it.

    Could they?


  • #35
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    I'd be thinking "Ah bless him he's not the full bob" only for the fact he had a girlfriend for eleven years! :eek: :confused:
    (Nothing to do with his looks btw - I don't see anything wrong with how he looks).


  • #36
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    I think, I think he doesn't like overweight wimminz. Or am I reading that wrong?


    :pac:


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  • #37
    Sala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Sala


    I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs!
    I also have a very high sex drive.

    Ugh I just vomited a bit in my mouth reading that. He should remove his picture if he's going say s**t like that, the mental image is just too gross


  • #38
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Funny how he wants a girl less then 130 pounds yet he has a bit of a beer gut on himself.


  • #39
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    It is my firm belief that most women on dating sites are so unattractive they just don’t have many options in real life so they hide behind a screen. Or they just have too many issues. ... If a woman has so many positive things going on for her in her life, she certainly would not feel a need to go to a dating website, that in itself is pure desperation.

    Oh the delicious, delicious irony...


  • #40
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Sala wrote: »
    Ugh I just vomited a bit in my mouth reading that. He should remove his picture if he's going say s**t like that, the mental image is just too gross
    He wouldn't be so badlooking if he got rid of that coconut on his chin.:pac:


  • #41
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I don't think he is ugly, it's his pose that lets it down for me. Playing pocket billiards in a photo is not a good look.


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  • #42
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    He wouldn't be so badlooking if he got rid of that coconut on his chin.:pac:

    Change his hair,Beard,clothes,attitude and then add a dollup of plastic surgery and BOOM! George clooney.


  • #43
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    there is nothing wrong with a goatee, i have one myself although it verges towards viking style


  • #44
    Sala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Sala


    My favourite quotes:
    I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t (sic) want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will.

    I also do not support homosexuality. I think it’s disgusting, and morally wrong. I think it’s the trait of a defective human being.

    I believe that 911 was a Inside Job

    Sometimes I think people see me as a very arrogant & egotistical man, I can’t help it if I am more intelligent than most men, that’s their problem and their own insecurities they must deal with

    I am NOT racist. .....I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.

    What a charmer


  • #45
    jobeenfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,454 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Quite a few dealbreakers on there eh?

    Anyone who gets in touch with him will end up stuffed into his fridge.


    Cool!


  • #46
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    The photos of his 'famous friends' is a bit creepy. They are clearly not his friends it just looks like he asked can he have his photo taken with them.


  • #47
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    We should all email him. :D

    romeo@romeorose.com


  • #48
    BonsaiKitten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,798 ✭✭✭BonsaiKitten


    "I am looking for a decent girl that wants to be in a long term relationship with me"

    Damn, I fell at the first hurdle. :pac:


  • #49
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    The teeth, the teeth, the teeth, jesus, whats with the teeth ?


  • #50
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Your prayers have been answered ladies.

    http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

    Fat, black and tattooed women need not apply.

    Carlow really has changed since I was there last.


  • #51
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,253 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    tempura wrote: »
    The teeth, the teeth, the teeth, jesus, whats with the teeth ?

    Seriously bright.


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  • #52
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I'd be thinking "Ah bless him he's not the full bob" only for the fact he had a girlfriend for eleven years! :eek: :confused:

    Yeah, I think he's not over her, he mentions her a lot.


  • #53
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Funny how he wants a girl less then 130 pounds yet he has a bit of a beer gut on himself.

    And the definition he has of overweight is weird. I mean, if a girl is tall, anything up to, say, 150 pounds probably wouldn't be overweight.


  • #54
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    April O Neill wrote: »
    Yeah, I think he's not over her, he mentions her a lot.

    Yeah it's a bit "if you're not her,you're not the right one"


  • #55
    BonsaiKitten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,798 ✭✭✭BonsaiKitten


    Celly Smunt wrote: »
    Yeah it's a bit "if you're not her,you're not the right one"

    She's a brave woman to put up with that luder for that long though!


  • #56
    Dante
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭Dante


    This is a blatant piss-take, a fantastic one nonetheless.


  • #57
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    those equine teeth, that dizzying cerise type on black; love is blinded.


  • #58
    kona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,522 ✭✭✭kona


    So thats where Ruud Van Nistelrooy retired to.:pac:


  • #59
    from_atozinc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    woodoo wrote: »
    The photos of his 'famous friends' is a bit creepy. They are clearly not his friends it just looks like he asked can he have his photo taken with them.


    Yeah it's fooked up. And they are not even that famous. I haven't a clue who most of them are.


  • #60
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    "Cell Phone: 512-367-3629"


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  • #61
    Sala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Sala


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Quite a few dealbreakers on there eh?

    Anyone who gets in touch with him will end up stuffed into his fridge.

    "I am no way holding on to the past, and everything between us is over. She has dropped of the face of the Earth and it’s been about 3 years or so since I even had any communication from her.."

    Sounds like the fridge is full..


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