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Does oral sex count as sex?

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  • #32
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Does anyone know if you are still a virgin, if you put your pee pee between the mattress and the bed base and bang it?!

    Dunno bout a virgin, but you're an idiot for sure if you do.


  • #33
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Does anyone know if you are still a virgin, if you put your pee pee between the mattress and the bed base and bang it?!

    You'll know if 9 months later, a pillow pops out.


  • #34
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Dunno bout a virgin, but you're an idiot for sure if you do.

    Don't be so backwards, man!

    It's all the rage.


  • #35
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    How has nobody yet asked for where the college town is?


  • #36
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    antodeco wrote: »
    How has nobody yet asked for where the college town is?

    north west england, the hub of the adult business.


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  • #37
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    markomuscle wrote: »
    north west england, the hub of the adult business.
    Best get stuck in so.


  • #38
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    It depends, some people would consider any form of intimate sexual contact to equate to losing ones virginity. Traditionally the view is that one must have penetrative sex to lose it. A side note though, rape includes forced oral sex in Ireland.

    Interestingly some don't consider men to have lost their virginity until they have sex without a condom.

    Its all in the mind!


  • #39
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    markomuscle wrote: »
    Do you lose your virginity when you are a participant in oral sex?

    The reason I ask is because there is an erotic massage parlour (with optional extras) in my college town and I don't want to 'lose my virginity' to an escort/prostitute.

    F#*k, no flies on u, I'd say am nearly twice your age,and I still wouldn't go near any of those dirty skanks, anyway you've a lot to learn before u go down that road..... no hot chicks in your class or what!!


  • #40
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    ardle1 wrote: »
    F#*k, no flies on u, I'd say am nearly twice your age,and I still wouldn't go near any of those dirty skanks, anyway you've a lot to learn before u go down that road..... no hot chicks in your class or what!!

    you would be surprised, google Rileys Massage


  • #41
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Does anyone know if you are still a virgin, if you put your pee pee between the mattress and the bed base and bang it?!

    yes, a very short virgin:D


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  • #42
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    markomuscle wrote: »
    you would be surprised, google Rileys Massage

    I'll take your word for it:cool:


  • #43
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,509 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    markomuscle wrote: »
    I own a pair of underwear from pornstar Lacie James.
    markomuscle wrote: »
    Do you lose your virginity when you are a participant in oral sex?

    The reason I ask is because there is an erotic massage parlour (with optional extras) in my college town and I don't want to 'lose my virginity' to an escort/prostitute.

    Young man, I feel somehow that you are neglecting your studies.


  • #44
    kowloon
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    Candie wrote: »
    It's a sex act, but I think it takes intercourse for you to be in the club.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_QuSAJHA7g


  • #45
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    only if you count past 68.


  • #46
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    corkgsxr wrote: »
    Anal id say ya it counts.

    In Bangkok last year myself and the wife were having a drink in a gay bar. Not particularly nice bar in fact the clientele were quite seedy. Anyway stayed for a few drinks and got chatting to the owner and in time to the young guys that worked there entertaining the guests. It turned out that most of the were in fact heterosexual and in some cases married with kids.
    I have to say it kind of blew me away but I had to ask, how could they do what they do with other men and not be gay and of course they do it because they don't have any other choice, but what really struck me was one of them said that they don't let the men have sex with them or in other words they only give and do not receive and therefore it doesn't count.


  • #47
    Caonima
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    weiland79 wrote: »
    In Bangkok last year myself and the wife were having a drink in a gay bar. Not particularly nice bar in fact the clientele were quite seedy. Anyway stayed for a few drinks and got chatting to the owner and in time to the young guys that worked there entertaining the guests. It turned out that most of the were in fact heterosexual and in some cases married with kids.
    I have to say it kind of blew me away but I had to ask, how could they do what they do with other men and not be gay and of course they do it because they don't have any other choice, but what really struck me was one of them said that they don't let the men have sex with them or in other words they only give and do not receive and therefore it doesn't count.

    Doesn't matter, had sex :D

    But seriously, no, that's gay.


  • #48
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    What town you in?!

    Seriously though OP if she swallows you're not. Best be careful though she can get pregnant and when conceived that way it's usually twins.

    They cost a fortune. I had to sell 1 half of my twins they cost that much. In no time you'll have to drop out of college and she'll be pimping your bum out.


  • #49
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    What town you in?!

    Seriously though OP if she swallows you're not. Best be careful though she can get pregnant and when conceived that way it's usually twins.

    They cost a fortune. I had to sell 1 half of my twins they cost that much. In no time you'll have to drop out of college and she'll be pimping your bum out.

    Manchester, the hub of escorting in the UK, instead of a post-match swimming pool session the manchester united squad have a gang bang.


  • #50
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    markomuscle wrote: »
    Do you lose your virginity when you are a participant in oral sex?

    The reason I ask is because there is an erotic massage parlour (with optional extras) in my college town and I don't want to 'lose my virginity' to an escort/prostitute.

    Look you know your self m8 it's not 'sex' and you'll still be a virgin when you leave!, go for it anyway, until you find some gorgeous English Rose who cant resist your Irish accent... I would do it the other way round, but your choice.. Oh and btw if you get the Rose first you wont waste your money in that massage parlour!!!!


  • #51
    Earthwalker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Earthwalker


    markomuscle wrote: »
    i guess it's only sex if there there is chance of creating a baby..

    You do realise that that would mean that all gay people are eternal virgins?


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  • #52
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    weiland79 wrote: »
    In Bangkok last year myself and the wife were having a drink in a gay bar. Not particularly nice bar in fact the clientele were quite seedy. Anyway stayed for a few drinks and got chatting to the owner and in time to the young guys that worked there entertaining the guests. It turned out that most of the were in fact heterosexual and in some cases married with kids.
    I have to say it kind of blew me away but I had to ask, how could they do what they do with other men and not be gay and of course they do it because they don't have any other choice, but what really struck me was one of them said that they don't let the men have sex with them or in other words they only give and do not receive and therefore it doesn't count.

    Who are they trying to kid,heard s#*t like that before, lying f#*k, he probably gets his wife to wear a strap on when he gets home:eek:


  • #53
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    ardle1 wrote: »
    Look you know your self m8 it's not 'sex' and you'll still be a virgin when you leave!, go for it anyway, until you find some gorgeous English Rose who cant resist your Irish accent... I would do it the other way round, but your choice.. Oh and btw if you get the Rose first you wont waste your money in that massage parlour!!!!

    i may as well try it out, 'the happy ending' is optional at the end anyway, even if you don't choose to climax you still got 30 minutes of an attractive woman rubbing oil over you. There is also a gloryhole service down the road which is very popular.


  • #54
    Caonima
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    After 8pm or 9pm over here, you can pretty much get a handjob in any massage parlour you go to.


  • #55
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    When my Dad lived in in a houseshare in London a girl called Virginia moved in next door.
    They called her Virgin for short, but not for long.....


  • #56
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,205 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Does it matter OP?

    You get a blow job, you empty your sack, you pay up, you go home happy.


  • #57
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Does it matter OP?

    You get a blow job, you empty your sack, you pay up, you go home happy.

    are you a customer of massage parlours yourself?


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