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My housemate is having sex

  • 14-09-2013 11:34PM
    #1
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭


    Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

    Discuss


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  • #2
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Discuss what?


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Have a tug, Mr.Tugboats.


  • #4
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    What's he/she having sex with?


  • #5
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Have a threesome or a ****. Time to sh1t or get off the pot


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Your friends living a more exciting life than.you op.


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  • #7
    roast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭roast


    Ask them can you watch?


  • #8
    Twiki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 144 ✭✭Twiki


    Your housemate is Indian?


  • #9
    Peanut Butter Jelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    Is it really gonna matter when you get GTA V?


  • #10
    chuckyarelaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    Walk in on them.


  • #11
    pajor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    All the facts are there, I don't think there's much to discuss. :P


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  • #12
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Why haven't you joined in yet?


  • #13
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,061 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Your a cannibal


  • #14
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,013 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I was at a football tournament in the phoenix park today. While waiting between matches, my balls suddenly got very itchy. A little scratch wouldn't do. They needed a full blown sack to crack scraping. As there were ladies present, I went to the portaloo to scratch as I also needed a piss.

    Anyway, as soon as I pulled down the front of my shorts, a wasp flew up. I don't really know if that wasp was in my boxers or was already in the portaloo.

    Discuss.


  • #15
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #16
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    You're sitting there waiting for GTAV.... Dude, you're having more fun than he is!!


  • #17
    kfk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭kfk


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

    Discuss

    Take the laptop off her chest ffs!


  • #18
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Wojtek Bear, is that you?


  • #19
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I'm eating an Indian...Discuss

    Well who is hotter, the Indian or your housemates byore?


  • #20
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

    Discuss

    Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".


  • #21
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    http://vocaroo.com/

    Then we will have something to critique, rather than discuss. Critiquing is sooooooooooo much better than discussing.


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  • #22
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    You're eating out an indian? Did you Pokahauntas?


  • #23
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Burn down the house.


  • #24
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".

    They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...


  • #25
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    shout back to them that there noise is making it hard for you to concentrate on your W*nk


  • #26
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Parcel Motel.

    Discuss

    When you get GTA V, play it really loud and squeal with delight.


  • #27
    bricky06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭bricky06


    I had an Indian once, I never called her after though and I've had bad korma ever since


  • #28
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    LordChessington wrote: »
    I was at a football tournament in the phoenix park today. While waiting between matches, my balls suddenly got very itchy. A little scratch wouldn't do. They needed a full blown sack to crack scraping. As there were ladies present, I went to the portaloo to scratch as I also needed a piss.

    Anyway, as soon as I pulled down the front of my shorts, a wasp flew up. I don't really know if that wasp was in my boxers or was already in the portaloo.

    Discuss.


    Did the wasp sting your bollocks?


  • #29
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".


    I'm trying that.


  • #30
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    efb wrote: »
    They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...

    Crotch, touch, pause, ENGAGE!


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  • #31
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    efb wrote: »
    They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...

    :confused:


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